On Monday, Keiji and his group of friends went to Uesugi's Boba Café for lunch. Not that many people were there that day. Kanetsugu had promised them on Sunday that he would treat them and he did so. Keiji sipped on his mint chocolate slush. Yukimura stared off into the bright, colorful ceiling, taking a bite of his popcorn chicken. Kiyomasa finished the last of his coconut boba drink. Mitsunari ate meatballs on a stick with sweet and sour sauce. Masanori ate some French fries and a hot dog. Kanetsugu drank his Thai tea slush politely, and Sakon slurped on his vanilla slush, making a loud noise to purposely annoy Mitsunari because it was so fun to get him mad.
"Quit that, you nastyass!" shouted Mitsunari, making a disgusted face, "It's disgusting." They all laughed except for Mitsunari and Kanetsugu.
"Sakon!" shouted Kanetsugu, "Have you no shame?"
"Real people have no shame!" exclaimed Keiji, as he ate some of Yukimura's popcorn chicken.
"Yeah, like what Keiji said!" replied Sakon. He couldn't help but watch that annoyed face of Mitsunari's grow furious. Then Sakon brought Ina up.
"We still need our date," said Sakon, laughing. "I'll remind her whenever I see her."
"Bitch, you don't stand a chance," said Mitsunari, rolling his eyes.
"I do, homie," Sakon replied, turning to Mitsunari. "Don't be jealous, because it's still an honor to be the second valedictorian of our class."
Mitsunari grew furious again. "What did you just say to me?"
"In case you didn't understand, what I was trying to say was that-" he started again, but was interrupted by Mitsunari.
"You think I'm jealous because you're the number one valedictorian and I'm number two?"
"Yup. Not only that but I'm always one step ahead of you, so you don't have to hate me for that. And I know more than you do too, so don't be telling me that I don't stand a chance with Ina," taunted Sakon.
Keiji laughed. "Damn, are you going to let Sakon say that to you?"
"Yeah, are you just going to let him!" shouted Masanori.
"Please. To even think that I would envy you will never even happen in any dreams, Sakon, you cowardly dog," replied Mitsunari. "I am not even jealous of you. I mean, look at that hairy face of yours. What's there to be jealous about?"
Everyone laughed so hard, including Sakon, but Kanetsugu did not laugh. In fact, Sakon gave Mitsunari a round of applaud for that.
"Very well said, Foxy," Sakon replied, smiling. "Well at least everyone can tell that I'm a guy."
They all laughed again, except for Mitsunari and Kanetsugu. Then Keiji thought to himself, oh, how I just enjoy watching them argue!
Mitsunari stood up, getting ready to do some karate-chopping that he learned from a student named Ranmaru Mori. Kanetsugu got up and stopped him.
"How immature of you, you, you, you, and you to be laughing!" Kanetsugu exclaimed to all of them, except for Mitsunari. "It is not very honorable!"
Keiji laughed even more and thought to himself, how Kanetsugu is such an honor boy!
When they all finally finished their drink and food, they only had ten minutes to get back to class. Yukimura, Masanori, and Kiyomasa had Geometry class together. Sakon and Mitsunari had AP Calculus together. In fact, all their classes were AP classes, except for their Martial Arts Class and their Haiku Class, which they all had together 4th and 7th period. Kanetsugu had debate class and Keiji had culinary arts.
As Keiji made his way to class, he saw his friend, Kaihime Narita. He though he'd surprise her on the way to class since they had class together. He ran and caught up to her. He thought to himself that her head got bigger and bigger every time he saw her. He smacked her head.
"Owww," she screamed, as she turned to him, "Why'd you do that for, stupid?"
She smacked Keiji back as he laughed. Oh how he just loved to smack her head. It was so much fun and he never got tired of it. He saw that she wore booty shorts. He always called her a skank every time she wore hoochie clothes.
"Because it's fun, you Skank!" he shouted, laughing, as Kaihime rolled her eyes.
In their culinary class, the students were split up into groups of four. In Keiji's group, there was Kaihime, Kunoichi, and Ranmaru. It was cool because on their tables, there were four stoves and two ovens on the two sides of the table. Today, they were going to bake three cupcakes each. The teacher lectured first, which Keiji did not pay any attention to, and then they finally got started.
"Neat!" shouted Keiji, as he grabbed three eggs. Kaihime snatched one egg away from him.
"We only need two eggs each, stupid!" she yelled. "Weren't you listening?"
"Oh shit! For reals?" he laughed. Then they got all the ingredients together and baked their cupcake. As Keiji waited, he looked around the room. He turned to Ranmaru and winked at him. Then he gave out his perverted smile.
"I will use my hand," said Ranmaru, making the karate chop sign.
"You should," said Kaihime, laughing. "And you look so ugly doing that, Keiji!"
"I know, right?" Keiji responded, cracking up…
On Tuesday, Keiji was so tired, that the day went by extra slow. He was sure quiet that day, and when he finally got home, the first thing he did was jump onto his bed and fell asleep. He was deep asleep in his dream. All of a sudden, he was in his English class. For some reason, he was the T.A.
"Thou shut up, Yukimura," said Kiyomasa, sitting in his desk. Today, they were learning about Shakespeare's words.
"Art thou stupid or what?" replied Yukimura, as he got up and started leaving.
"Whither goest thou, young rogue? Can there yet remain some villainy thou hast not committed?" shouted Masanori.
Yukimura turned to him, "Thou dost wrong me! Faith I know not where I wander. Methinks the most capricious zephyr hath more design than I. But Lo: do not detain me, for I am resolved to quit this place forthwith."
"Ay, but hear you this, I'll soon know thy business. Get thee gone, wastrel!" Masanori replied.
"By my troth, I am off," said Yukimura, as he left the class. He sounded pissed off so Keiji went after him, following him all the way to the bathroom.
"Dude," Keiji began, as he saw tears forming in Yukimura's eyes. He put one hand on his shoulders. "Are you okay?"
"Give me leave!" Yukimura shouted, as tears came down his cheeks. Keiji thought to himself that this was so weird. He came to conclude that he was only dreaming because Yukimura, Kiyomasa, and Masanori hated speaking Elizabethan English.
He finally woke up laughing to himself. He thought, man! Why couldn't I have laughed in the dream? It was so funny to hear them talk like that! After he thought that thought, he closed his eyes for a few minutes and off he was in a Jacuzzi filled with ladies in bikinis. Then he farted in the Jacuzzi, as he woke up laughing his ass off again, realizing that he really did fart.