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A scene from Stars child hood plays with piano music. She is small and is cutting off the head of a combat dummy, when a majestic voice fills the ears of the reader.

"And now... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."

"Lol, at the end. Keep up the good work :)"

"Thanks! Means a lot!"

"Nice one. Keep up the good work. :)"

"Again, thanks!"

"STAAAAAAAAAAAAR! What's your real name?"

"It's Rico... Don't ask."

"Marco has glasses and a smoothing voice, Jackie has a cap and a voice that deafens gods, but what do you have that separates you from them?"

Star brings her hands to her face a strikes the peace sign while nyan cat music plays and unicorns fly across the screen with "FABULOUS!" slapped in the middle.

Everything stops and turns back to normal with star giving a dead panned glare at the camera. "That's what."

"Where are your wings?"

"I'm saving them for season 2 and maybe season 3... If we're lucky."

"If you became pregnant, would you give birth live or lay eggs?"

"Neither! Because Mewman anatomy does not allow pregnancy to occur. It's more like a cloning sequence, you take some hair and a bit of blood, give it to a wizard and badda bing badda boom! You've got a child!"

"Kiss someone!"

"Who exactly?"

"Bi or Hetero?"

"Nothing against bi or hetero sexuals, but I'm straight."

"Do you like fangs?"

"No. They remind me of Twilight."

"Taking into account your smoking hot mother and father, are the males of your species normally small, or is he a special case?"

"What kind of a question is that? How should I know if the height of the male Mewman is below average!?"

"What do you ship? I ship you and Marco!"

"Why? No offense or anything, but we're just best friends that live together are bonded through the magic of the blood moon and can't really have fun without the other. So please tell me why you ship us? And to answer your other question, I ship everyone with everything. I'm a rule 34 magnet."

"SAY THIS WITHOUT YELLING!"

"Challenge accepted!"

A training montage begins and it shows Star taking singing lessons, punching a frozen cow and running up and down multiple steps. It continues for about four minutes before a sweaty Star sits back in her chair and clears her throat.

"SAY THIS WITHOU- FUCK!"

"What would you do if you saw Marco and Jackie kissing?"

"Honestly, I'd pat Marco on the back and then beat the living shit out of Jackie. Don't ask why, I just will."

Well, that does it for today! If you liked then make sure to follow and favourite. And if you want me to reply to your review then don't be shy and leave one in the review section! Bye everyone!