The next day, Keiji rushed to school. He power walked and got to school in fifteen minutes. Usually, it would take about thirty minutes to get there. He went to the spot where he and his friends hung out at. When he first saw Kanetsugu, he ran super-fast to him and grabbed him. All his friends were already there. He couldn't wait to tell them the news.
"Keiji!" shouted Kanetsugu, flinching. "What was that for?"
"Oh my gosh! You guys wanna know something?" he said to them.
"What! What! I wanna know!" exclaimed Yukimura. He loved to hear secrets and was always curious about what people have to say.
"Yesterday night…I…" he began, almost laughing, but managed to have a serious face.
"You what?" asked Kiyomasa, as Keiji stood still, quietly. They all looked at each other.
"You jacked off?" laughed Masanori, as the rest joined him in his laugh, except for Keiji and Kanetsugu. Then Keiji looked down.
"What's wrong?" asked Sakon. Keiji looked as though he wanted to cry. His eyes were very teary.
"Come closer," Keiji whispered to them, as they all gathered around him closely. "I don't want anyone else to hear." It was quiet for five seconds. Suddenly, Keiji farted very loud, BURRR, and bursted out laughing so hard. Yukimura flinched and ran all the way to the bathroom nonstop. Kiyomasa moved away from Keiji and started laughing.
"UGHHH!" shouted Mitsunari. "Couldn't you have gone and took care of that business in the bathroom?"
"Dude, you scared the balls out of Sanada!" shouted Sakon, as he laughed and laughed. Then Keiji turned to him and laughed even more. He had fooled him for almost a week now, and he still didn't know that it was only him that bought him those gifts, and because of that, Keiji laughed even more.
"Keiji, you're sick," said Kanetsugu, shaking his head, smiling.
"Hahahah," Keiji laughed. "I only wanted to share the smell of the great outdoors of nature! Hahahah!" This time, they all laughed, including Kanetsugu. Straight ahead, Yukimura poked his head out of the bathroom.
Today in Keiji's English class, they were reading Romeo and Juliet. Mrs. No demanded that Keiji read Romeo's lines and that he could choose anyone to read Juliet's lines. Keiji looked around the room at some of the girls. He looked at Himiko, Nu Wa, Gracia, Aya, Kaihime, and then gave Kaihime that look as if he was going to choose her to read.
"No! No way! Don't even call on me," Kaihime said, looking at him, as he started laughing. "You pick on me too much!"
"Yes, I will call on you!" he shouted, laughing. He only wanted to call on her to read because then she would have to read the part where Juliet says 'Oh, Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?' and he could laugh at her.
"No! How you already know that I just hate reading these kinds of stories!" she replied. "So don't call on me!"
"So Keiji, who are you going to choose?" asked Mrs. No, crossing her arms.
"I'm going to choose…," he began, smiling and waving 'hi' to Kaihime. "Kaihime!"
"No!" she yelled, as everyone laughed. Then Mrs. No made both of them read the lines from Act II Scene II beginning with "Ay me".
Kaihime took a deep breath and read. "Ay me!"
Keiji snickered at her and read. "She speaks. O, speak again, bright angel, for thou art
as glorious to this night, being o'er my head, as is a winged messenger of heaven unto the white-upturned wondering eyes of mortals that fall back to gaze on him when he bestrides the lazy-puffing clouds and sails upon the bosom of the air."
Kaihime laughed at Keiji while he was reading. Then she looked at the next couple of lines and said, "Aww! I don't want to read this part!"
Keiji laughed and then made a serious face. "Just do it!"
"No, it's stupid!" she snapped.
"Kaihime, you will read or you will not get participation points," said Mrs. No.
Keiji thought to himself that good thing she didn't read it yet. He secretly took out his white iPhone 4 and pressed a few things on it. He laughed evily in his mind.
"Man!" Kaihime whined, as she began reading the next part. "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?" she said, as everyone laughed, including Mrs. No. Keiji laughed the loudest. "See? I didn't want to read because I knew you guys were going to laugh at me!" she said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh Kaihime, how you know that we just love you!" Keiji said, laughing.
"Whatever! You just want to make fun of me like you always do!" she replied, dogging him, and reading the rest of the lines.
Pretty soon, it was lunch time. Keiji and Sakon felt like eating a burrito supreme today so they both started walking to the taco truck which was across the street. As they got to the truck, they both saw Ina with her friend, Ginchiyo Tachibana.
"Oh shit," began Sakon, smiling at Ina. Keiji began to smile too, thinking of what his friend would say to her. "Hey Ina! Yoo-hoo! Over here!"
Ina turned to see that it was only Sakon. "Oh my god. Are you ever going to leave me alone?"
"Nope," Sakon replied. "It's okay, because I know you like me."
"Whatever! You wish!" she shouted, as Keiji started laughing. He could feel it coming out of Sakon now.
"Yeah right. No need to be shy," he responded.
"I am not shy!" she shouted. "I do not like you at all, Sakon! So stop following me!"
"Yes you do!" Sakon objected. "You just bought me balloons, a cake, and a big teddy bear last Friday, and now you're acting like you don't know anything. How innocent you and your little lies are, Ina."
Keiji smiled very huge and quickly tip-toed into a random Hello Kitty store and started laughing like crazy in there as soon as the door closed. The lady that worked there gave him a confused look was freaked out, which made Keiji laugh even more. Finally, he stopped laughing as he saw a pink Hello Kitty diary that had cheetah print on it. He knew Kaihime would like it so he bought it for her, only because he made her read one of the lines from Romeo and Juliet that she hated.
After that, Keiji tried not to laugh and came out of the store. He heard Sakon and Ina's commotions.
"Why would I buy you balloons, Sakon? I don't even care about you and I don't even know anything about you, except for the fact that you're such a jerk! So leave me the eff alone or I will get a restraining order!" Ina shouted, as she and Ginchiyo started walking back to campus.
"If you didn't buy it, then who did? Huh?" Sakon yelled to her.
"I don't know! Gosh! All I know was that it wasn't me!" she said, crossing the street now.
Sakon remained quiet for a second. Then he sharply turned to Keiji and said, "It was you, wasn't it!" As soon as he said that, Keiji laughed and laughed. Then he waved 'hi' to Sakon. "You and your pranks! Watch, I'll get you back, Keiji!" Sakon said, shaking his head. He couldn't believe that he fell for Keiji's prank.