On Friday afterschool, Keiji had nothing to do, so he stayed home and used his laptop. He realized that he hadn't been on Facebook for a while now. He logged onto his Facebook and had 87 notifications, 75 new messages, and 200 new friend requests. He was VERY popular on Facebook, although he didn't go on Facebook a lot.

He first checked his friend requests. There was as Asian man with a picture of himself smiling pervertedly. Keiji laughed and accepted him. There was an African American user with a picture of himself smoking. Keiji also accepted him. There was another one with a girl who was about ten or eleven years old only. Keiji thought that she was way too young to be using Facebook, but he accepted her anyways. He went through all his friend requests and accepted all of them, except for one that caught his eyes and cracked him up. It was a user named Chad Mason Yu and it had a picture of Keiji on the display.

Wow, really? Chad Mason Yu? He told himself. He laughed at the user. At least give me a better name!

Keiji did not accept "Chad Mason Yu". Instead, he clicked on his messages because he had been through this situation many times. Usually when someone made a fake page of him, they would message him, telling him how fake he was. As he expected, that "Chad Mason Yu" did send him a message with a subject saying "Bitch, Don't Be Making a Fake Page of Me!" He laughed even more and clicked on the message. It read:

"You are such a low-life troll. Why are you all making a fake page of me? I know I'm good looking and everything, but it doesn't give you a reason to be making a fake page of me. So you better delete your account now or I will report you to the police!"

"Hahahah!" he laughed. He thought that the person behind this was so pathetic. He replied back to "Chad Mason Yu".

"Dearest Chad Mason Yu,

I really appreciate you for making me a fan page, but in case you didn't know, you made a mistake. My name is Keiji Maeda, not Chad Mason Yu. I'm sorry, but I am not a troll, I'm a tiger! And my beloved number one fan, thank you for letting me know that I'm good looking and everything! I really appreciate it! Oh yeah, I'm Japanese, not Chinese, you silly kid! We both already know who the fake one is so I won't even point that out. So umm, yeah…Have a nice day!"

He sent the message and went back to all his other messages. He only clicked on the messages that were from the people he knew. His uncle, the one that he pranked in the bathroom, sent him a message two days ago. He quickly read it.

"Hey Keiji. For Thanksgiving break, I will be booking a plane ticket to Texas. I am going to stay there and go to a cowboy casino. I have a VIP pass, so I can take any two people who are seventeen years and older along with me, and I was wondering if you would like to go. Let me know if you want to join me or not a.s.a.p. Thanks."

Keiji jumped with joy and quickly replied.

"Hey uncle! Of course I want to go! Who wouldn't? And where are we going to stay? What else are we going to do? And do I have to pay for my plane ticket too? Also, who else did you invite?"

He sent the message. He was very happy and couldn't wait to go to Texas. He pictured all the fun things they would be doing there. Since he had too much messages, he decided to check out his notifications. He had a lot of likes and comments on many different pictures and statuses that he posted up a while back. He was also tagged in other people's posts. A lot of users posted on his wall and other users sent him game requests. He was also invited to many events.

Oh gosh, this is way too much for me to go through, he thought to himself. Instead of going through all of it, he clicked on his own profile. The average likes he got on his pictures and statuses were about 2,000 likes, since he had a whole bunch of friends. He decided to update his status.

"Blahblahblah, mimiblah, blahblahblahblahmimimi"

He laughed as he updated it. In ten seconds, he got 67 likes and 13 comments. He didn't even bother reading the comments but when he saw that one of the comments was from Kiyomasa, he read it. Kiyomasa wrote:

"Lol, my cousins are over and they're watching Finding Nemo right now! And it's at that part too!"

Keiji liked his comment but didn't reply back to it, because right now, too many people already commented after Kiyomasa, and it was making his head hurt. It has been a minute now and his notifications kept blowing up! He now had 289 likes on that status. It made him feel great about himself, because he was the most popular guy he knew on Facebook.

As that was happening, a lot of people kept trying to chat and Skype with him, but since they were all strangers, he kept clicking the little exit button one after the other after the other. This kept going on for about five minutes straight and it was annoying him a lot. He got so tired of it.

Gosh, this is the reason why I only go on once in a while, he thought.

Finally, he couldn't take it anymore so he logged out. His tummy growled, since he hadn't eaten anything today. He came out of his room and saw his mom cooking. He missed his mother because she was always at work and he hardly saw her. He walked to her.

"Hey mom," he said to her, giving her a big two hand hug. "I missed you a lot!"

His mother hugged him back and said, "Aww, you know I missed you too!"

Then Keiji decided to help his mom cook. He chopped vegetables neatly and made some rice. Together, they made stir fry. There was chicken, broccoli, carrot, onion, garlic, crab meat, shrimp, bell pepper, jalapeno pepper, and regular red pepper mixed together. They also poured oyster sauce and stir fry sauce on it. It smelled so good. His mom also barbequed six fat chunks of meat in the oven, and they were waiting for it to cook.

Keiji walked back into his room and checked his iPhone if he got any text or missed calls. Yukimura texted him to see if he could come spend the night at Keiji's because he was dying of boredom.

A couple thoughts ran through his mind as he texted back, "Of course u can come. Just hurry bcuz dinner's almost ready". Keiji smiled evily, and in ten seconds, Yukimura texted him back. He wrote, "K. On my way".

Keiji walked to his closet and found his old metro phone and threw it on his bed. Then he walked into the kitchen and asked to see if he could borrow his mom's credit card. She let him, so he took the credit card and walked back into his room. He walked to his laptop and went on the metro pcs site. He used his mom's credit card to activate the metro phone. He put the metro phone on silent mode and decided to prank call Yukimura to see if the phone worked. It rang three times and Yukimura picked up.

"Hello?" he answered. Keiji formed a huge smile and remained silent for five seconds. "Hello?" Yukimura said, again. "Hello?" Then Keiji hung up on him. He laughed really ugly for a couple of seconds.

"Keiji, are you okay?" said his mother, as she knocked on his door.

He laughed normally again and said, "Yeah, I'm okay. I was just testing out my laugh."

"Well..Okay..If anything goes wrong, let me know okay?" she responded.

"Okay, I will," he said to her. He hid the metro phone in his pocket and came out of the room to let his mom know that Yukimura was coming over.

Right when their six big chunks of meat had finished cooking, Yukimura arrived. Keiji couldn't wait to have some real fun!

"Come on, let's go eat," Keiji said to him. Yukimura nodded his head, as he left his things in Keiji's room. They walked to the kitchen. Yukimura saw that Keiji they ate differently from how his family ate. The difference was that Keiji's family had knives on their plates!

As Yukimura took a seat, he looked at Keiji. Keiji looked at Yukimura too and smiled. They sat next to each other. Keiji's mother gave them each a huge chunk of meat. Yukimura had a confused look on his face. Keiji laughed at him because he knew that Yukimura was thinking "How am I supposed to eat this?"

"Here, let me show you how it's done," Keiji said to Yukimura. He took his fork and stabbed it on the chunk of meat. Then he took the knife and cut a piece of the meat from the side as thin as he could, just like ham. Yukimura looked even more confused. Keiji laughed again.

Yukimura whispered, "Is it required for us to cut it very skinny?", but everyone heard what he said. Keiji laughed more and nodded his head.

"It's a rule," Keiji replied, laughing. Yukimura swallowed hard and picked up his knife. He tried to cut it very skinny, but he cut it too thick, and looked at Keiji.

"Oops," he said, with his innocent face. Keiji laughed again and again.

"I was only kidding, Sanada!" he shouted. Yukimura smiled and cut his chunk of meat into thick pieces and ate it. Silly Sanada, Keiji thought to himself.

After dinner, he and Yukimura talked for a while in his room. Then he decided to show Yukimura about the fake Facebook account that tried to add him. He got on his laptop and logged onto his Facebook. Once again, his notifications blew up! He had 89 new friend requests, 78 new messages, and 54 notifications, although it had only been a couple hours after he last checked his Facebook.

"Man, this is so annoying," Keiji said to Yukimura. Yukimura wished that he could be as popular as Keiji on Facebook. For Yukimura, his average amount of likes was 1,500. He was very popular too, but he wanted to have at least 2,000 likes for once.

"You're so popular, Keiji," Yukimura told him. "I wish I could be as popular as you."

"You are!" Keiji told him, clicking on his messages. That 'Chad Mason Yu' already replied back to him. He clicked on the message and said, "Check this out."

Chad Mason Yu wrote:

"Bitch, you ain't shit a tiger! You're just a troll. Yes, you are right. We both already know who the fake one is: YOU! So like I said, you better delete that fake account of me or I will call the cops!"

Keiji laughed and laughed. "Man, this person is too funny!"

"Eww, why did he create a fake account of you?" Yukimura asked. He felt sick, because he had never experienced someone creating a fake account of someone and write shit to them.

"Hahahah, I don't know," Keiji replied. "Maybe it's because…They like me and want to try to be like me."

"What a stalker, man," said Yukimura. He read the message too, and got mad. "Tell him that Kiyomasa's dad is a police and can track him down if he doesn't fuck off!"

Kiyomasa's dad was a police. He wasn't just a police, but he was the head police of the city that they lived in, which was San Zulin, Luxuria. They lived in United States; even though Luxuria was its own state, United States still had 50 states, because North Dakota and South Dakota formed together and became Dakota.

Keiji laughed. "Nah, it's okay, Sanada. If he wants to play, I'll give him a game to play."

Keiji decided to make a video. He and Yukimura sat next to each other and used his webcam to make the video. They practiced first and laughed. Then they began recording.

Keiji said, "Hello, Chad Mason Yu! My name is Keiji Maeda! How do you do?"

Yukimura said, "And I'm Yukimura. You love games, right?"

"He sure does, Sanada," said Keiji smiling. "So anyways, let's play I Spy."

"I wanna go first!" shouted Yukimura. "I spy with my handsome eyes…someone who is really funny."

"Yeah, someone who creates fake accounts and tries to be them," Keiji said, winking at the webcam. "So if you think you know who he is, please make a video and tell us!"

"Yeah!" said Yukimura, smiling. "You'll win a big surprise!" They looked at each other and laughed. Then they got serious and Yukimura said, "No, bitch, we're just screwing with you! So you better fuck off my homie or you'll be sorry!"

"Yeah, fuck off," said Keiji. "Is life really that boring? Cuz if it is, you can just follow me on Twitter instead of trying to start shit with me."

"So quit that dumb act, you so-called Chad Mason Yu," said Yukimura.

"And have a nice day!" shouted Keiji, smiling and waving bye to the web-cam.

"More like, have a nightmare," finished Yukimura.

They stopped recording and they sent the video to Chad Mason Yu. Keiji ignored all the other messages and clicked home. On the right side of the screen, where it says People you may know, they saw an account with Yukimura's picture on it. The name was Dmitri Devonte. Yukimura screamed and "ewwed" it many times, while Keiji laughed his butt off.