"It seems like you have a stalker yourself, Sanada," Keiji told him. "And Dmitri Devonte is such an African American name! It hekka doesn't match you because you're Asian! Hahahah!"

"I know!" replied Yukimura. He was sad because someone had made a fake page of him too. Keiji clicked on Dmitri Devonte's profile and decided to send him a message. "What are you going to write?" Yukimura asked him.

"This," Keiji responded, typing really fast. He wrote:

"Ey yo, what do you think you're doing?", and sent it. Then he thought of an idea.

"Hey, you said you wanted at least 2000 likes, right?" he said to Yukimura. Yukimura nodded his head. "Well then, in that case, I'll share you on my status!"

Yukimura smiled. "You will? Do you really think I could get that much likes?"

"Of course!" he responded. He updated his status again. He wrote:

"Go add my nigga, Yukimura Sanada. He's hot, sexy, handsome, cute, and SINGLE! Blow up his notifications and I'll Skype with the lucky 2,000th person who likes his next status in five minutes! So get ready, get set, and START ADDING HIM IF YOU HAVEN'T ADDED HIM YET AND GO LIKE HIS STAT!"

He also wrote the link to Yukimura's profile and said, "Watch your notifications blow up in the next minute," and he updated it. He quickly logged off so Yukimura could log into his.

When Yukimura logged on, he had 498 new friend request, 267 new messages, and 78 notifications. He began accepting the entire friend requests. It took him four minutes to accept it all. Then he updated his status. He wrote:

"Like my status, yeah?"

Right after he wrote that, 55 people liked it at once and the number was increasing. Yukimura was very amazed!

"Wow!" he shouted, as Keiji laughed.

"See? I told you your notifications were going to blow up," Keiji told him. "You might like watching the number increase but after a while, it starts to kinda get annoying."

In two minutes, Yukimura had 756 likes. They saw that Sakon, Masanori, and Kanetsugu liked his status too. Mitsunari commented, "NO!", and Yukimura was sad at that comment so he liked it just so he can unlike it.

Yukimura said, "I don't like Mitsunari. He's mean."

Keiji laughed and laughed. He told Yukimura that Mitsunari is just like one of Marilyn Monroe's quotes, because if you couldn't handle him at his worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve his best. Yukimura was amazed at what Keiji had said. Even though sometimes Keiji pranked them, he always knew that he could count on Keiji to make him happy.

Three minutes later, the number of likes increased to 1,500. In the next minute, it reached 2,000 likes, but the number still increased. Kiyomasa commented, "Okay, Sweetie. I'll like your status because I like you lol. If you were a girl, I'd totally date you! Lmfao!"

Yukimura smiled and liked the comment. He quickly checked to see who the lucky 2,000th person was. It was an African American girl named Marshaquadee Meangwa (Mar-Sho-Qua-Di-Mean-Gwa). He clicked on her profile and looked at her pictures. He found an album that wrote "School" and clicked on it. She went to the same school that they did too. Keiji saw a picture of Marshaquadee with Kaihime. Marshaquadee was very humongous! She wasn't fat or anything, but she was super thick, buff, and tall. In the picture, Kaihime wore a stretchy hot pink strapless party dress that went down to her mid-thighs. She wore a silver belt over the dress and had on a silver high heel shoe. She was only up to Marshaquadee's underarm, even though she was 5'4. Well, with her high heel, she was probably like 5'6 or 5'7 in the picture, and maybe without her heels, she would've been up to Marshaquadee's chest.

"Eww!" Keiji shouted, laughing. "What the fuck is that ugly bitch doing with her? And how do they know each other? Hahahah!"

Keiji liked to call Kaihime ugly, because she was too pretty for a girl, and because it's funny whenever he calls her that, even though he doesn't mean it. He loves her reaction, especially when she says, "Stop calling me that! I'm not ugly, I'm BEAUTIFUL!" That was one of his favorite lines from her.

"Well, Keiji," said Yukimura, "It looks like you'll have to Skype with this Marshaquadee girl."

"Okay," Keiji replied. Yukimura logged off of his account and let Keiji log back on to his. He searched Marshaquadee Meangwa and realized that they were already Facebook friends. She was online so he Skyped with her.

"Sup," he said to her. Damn, did she look scary. She had a lip pierce and a nose pierce.

"Hey," she said to him sharply. "Do you wanna fucken be homies or what?"

Keiji and Yukimura quickly looked at each other with an "O" lip and wide eyes. Man, was she one rude woman.

"Uh, I guess?" Keiji said to her.

"Well then, you better meet me at school in the quad at lunch on Monday, you pest," she replied. She had a mean attitude.

"Umm, why?" he responded.

"Because I fucken said so!" she shouted. "I have to fucken go now!" Then she logged off and quit Skype.

"Damn, she's hella mean," Yukimura said to Keiji. He definitely agreed with him. "I think she and Mitsunari will make a good couple since they both have issues," Yukimura said, again.

Keiji laughed so much. Oh how Sanada is so funny!, he thought to himself. What Yukimura had just said gave Keiji a very great idea. He told Yukimura what he was going to do and asked him to participate in it too. Yukimura agreed, since he wanted to know how it was like to prank people.

Pretty soon, Keiji remembered about what he was going to do with the metro phone. He was going to play phone pranks on Yukimura, but decided to post-pone it, because if he pranked Yukimura, he would probably tell everyone about their prank, and Keiji didn't want him too, because this one was going to be a good one.

Later on, they both showered and went to sleep. The next day, Saturday, Keiji's mother asked if they both wanted to go grocery shopping with her. They agreed and packed. Then they all got in Keiji's mom's car and left. They went to a store called "Universal Groceries". That store had many different kinds of food from all over the world. Keiji and his mom each got their own cart, because whenever they went grocery shopping, they always used up two carts. Then they split up, but Yukimura followed Keiji.

As they walked isle to isle, Keiji grabbed boxes of pizza, burrito, chicken nugget, orange chicken, fries, and many other things. Then they walked to the drink aisle. Keiji grabbed a pack of hello kitty water bottles, because you have a high chance of winning $1,000 if one of the water bottle has a cap saying, "You Won". They also got Capri Suns, sodas, and bags of chips. After that, they went to the bakery section. They grabbed donuts, cupcakes, brownies, cookies, and croissants. After that, they saw a guy that carefully grabbed a sandwich and tucked it into his pants. Then he started to turn to them, but Keiji quickly pushed Yukimura's head down and they both ducked behind a table that had a whole bunch of cakes on it. Yukimura gasped, opened his mouth widely, and looked at Keiji.

"He's stealing!" he whispered, as he took out his cell phone. "We have to call the police!"

Keiji snickered softly. "No, Sanada!" he said, putting Yukimura's phone back into his pocket. "It's alright."

"No, it's not!" he replied. "Stealing is bad!"

"Hey, I've stole before too, you know?" Keiji told him. Yukimura's eyes widened as the thief walked out of the store.

"You have?" he asked.

"Yup. I stole Kaihime's candy in her purse a couple weeks ago without her realizing it," he replied. Yukimura just gasped. "You know, you have to learn that you can't always be good in your whole life. For once, you have to do something bad."

"How come?" Yukimura asked again.

"Because that's just how life is," said Keiji. "Even my mom used to be a little bitch in high school, but she changed. She even told me too. And look at me; I prank everyone all the time and I'm still a good person."

"But my mom says that I have to be a good boy or else I will be in 'Big Trouble, Buster'," Yukimura told him. Keiji laughed and laughed. "That's why I'm a good boy," he finished.

Keiji remembered one time when he and his crew drank Budweiser, except for Kanetsugu. Yukimura even drank with them and told Keiji that he liked butterflies and that they were so cute.

"Oh Sanada," Keiji began. "Don't act like you haven't been bad before."

"I haven't," he replied.

Keiji thought for a bit. "Well, maybe you weren't being bad, but you were being naughty! Remember that time when you got drunk with us?"

"Umm," he said, making his innocent face. "Well, you forced me to drink with you guys."

"Exactly. But still, you drank," Keiji said, smiling. "That's considered naughty-bad. But it's okay, Sanada. You're still a good guy like me."

Yukimura looked down. "Fine then. I guess it is okay to be bad once in a while," he said, looking back up.

Then they grabbed all the things they wanted and met up with Keiji's mom. The cart that Keiji's mom had was full of fruits and vegetables. It was also stuffed with meat, hot dogs, buns, salami, ham, and hamburger meat. Finally, Keiji's mom paid for it.

On Monday at lunch, Keiji decided to go meet up with Marshaquadee Meangwa at the quad to see how tall she was. Yukimura went with him, because they were still kind of planning their prank. They waited a couple minutes and suddenly, a very tall African American girl approached them. It was definitely Marshaquadee Meangwa for sure. Yukimura was scared of her, because of her looks, and she looked even scarier in real life.

"Hey you," she said, pointing to Keiji. "We're homies, right?"

"Um, yeah, I guess," he said, laughing in his mind, but forcing himself not to laugh. Marshaquadee was up to Keiji's forehead. She was the tallest girl he had ever seen in his whole life.

"Okay," she replied. Then she looked at her nails and said, "Then do me a favor."

"What do you want me to do?" he asked her.

She wanted him to go cuss out a girl named Suzy, because Suzy was picking on her little sister named Oakley, and she didn't want to waste her time on Suzy. Keiji thought about it and decided that it would be kind of fun to do that.

"Alright," he said to her. "But what am I supposed to say to her?"

"Anything that comes into your mind," she replied. She told Keiji where Suzy hung out at, and she gave him a picture of her. She was a light skinned Mexican and was pretty, but not as pretty as Kaihime. "Anyways, I got to go. I'll give you something nice later."

As she left, Yukimura looked at him.

"Are you really going to do that?" he asked Keiji. Keiji nodded his head as they walked to the area where Suzy hung out at. They looked at the picture and looked up to a group of light skinned Mexican girls. There were five of them. They saw Keiji and Yukimura looking at them. Keiji spotted Suzy, as she smiled and walked to them.

"You two can stop drooling now. You're going to get my shoes wet," she said, putting her hands on her hips. Yukimura opened his mouth and looked at Keiji.

Keiji laughed and laughed. "Oh really?" he said to her, smiling, and putting his hands on his hips too. She mugged him.

"Yeah!" she said, with an attitude. Keiji thought that she must have thought that she was very pretty. Then he decided to make a fool of her.

"Please, girlfriend," he said, shaking his head. "Why on earth would I be drooling? You're not even my type and to be honest, I bet I'd be prettier than you if I had make-up on."

"Whatever, you uglyass bitch!" she replied. Keiji smelled her breath and it smelled like onion. He laughed so hard. "And are you fucking gay or what? That's why you're telling me this!"

"It doesn't matter if I'm gay or not," he replied to her, smiling, and taking out a peppermint tic-tac. "And you can sure use a tic-tac because your breath has the scent of musty onion." He handed her a tic-tac, as Yukimura laughed and laughed.

Suzy's jaw dropped as she smacked the tic-tac out of Keiji's hand. She told him to shut the fuck up and she said that his mom was an uglyass troll. She also said that his dad should just die and for Keiji to go to hell. She turned to Yukimura and bitch-slapped him on his cheek really hard and said 'fuck you' to him.

Yukimura hated getting hit on his face, because he liked his face. It got him mad but he didn't hit her back because he doesn't hit girls.

Then Suzy pushed Keiji as hard as she could, and said 'fuck you too', but Keiji didn't even move an inch. He was very mad at what she had said about his parents and what she just did to Yukimura. Finally, he gave out a very powerful push to her. She slowly flew in the air. She was posed with her legs and arms straight out in front of her. She flew in the air for ten seconds and landed on top of a five story English building.

Keiji asked Yukimura if he was okay. He nodded and laughed at Suzy. Suzy looked down from the building and screamed for help many times, because she was stuck on the roof. Keiji and Yukimura kept laughing and laughing at her. That's what she got for being a bitch to them. Then they went off campus and enjoyed the rest of their lunch time.