Keiji gave Yukimura a good excuse so Mitsunari wouldn't kick his butt. Yukimura agreed that it was a great idea too. After that, Keiji dropped Yukimura off at home. When Keiji got home, he showered. Then he laid on his bed comfortably when Kanetsugu called him. He formed a big smile before he picked up.
How I am so prepared to be lectured by honor boy, he thought, smiling.
"Hello," he answered.
"Keiji," Kanetsugu began. "Why did you do that to Mitsunari? You know that was not very nice."
Keiji laughed and said, "It was funny! Hahahah!"
"You know that he's very upset," Kanetsugu told him. "I just got off the phone with him. And why all of a sudden did you set him up? What did he do to you?"
Keiji thought for a bit and decided to tell Kanetsugu the truth. "Well, you see. Me and Sanada decided to do this, because when I first met the girl Marshaquadee, she had issues, just like Mitsunari did. So Yukimura came up with the idea that they would make a good couple, so I decided to set them up."
"Not a very honorable move, Keiji," Kanetsugu replied, as Keiji laughed. "You two owe him an apology."
"We did," replied Keiji. "Well, at least I did."
"No, Keiji," Kanetsugu told him. "You need to apologize to him face to face."
"Okay, I will," Keiji told him. "And did Mitsunari say anything?"
"He told me everything," Kanetsugu said to him. He began explaining everything that Mitsunari had told him.
*Flashback*
Mitsunari got some fried rice, chow mien, eggrolls, sushi, orange chicken, stir fry, and some barbequed meat. Then he made his way to their table. He began eating, as Marshaquadee came to the table and sat down. She smiled shyly, trying to make a cute face, but she didn't match at all. Mitsunari totally faked a smile back at her and quickly looked down. He ate one of his sushi. He thought to himself that where on Earth did Keiji and Yukimura go. He turned his head and tried to look for them, but he couldn't find them.
He thought about how Yukimura wanted him to go to the buffet so badly. Then he remembered Yukimura saying that Keiji was coming too. When Marshaquadee came in with Keiji, Yukimura looked scared and didn't even answer his questions. And now, both Keiji and Yukimura were gone!
Oh hell no! They did not! He thought to himself, realizing that he had been set up with that Marshaquadee girl! Those two fucken assholes!
"So umm…What's up?" Marshaquadee asked him, smiling. He slowly turned to her. It was a very awkward moment, because Keiji did not even introduce them to each other.
"Nothing," he replied. He thought that Marshaquadee was an ugly humongous girl and that she was one of those girls that no matter how hard she tried to be cute, she would never be cute. She would only look scary if she tried to be cute.
"I'm Marshaquadee," she said, reaching to shake his hand.
"I'm Mitsunari," he said, shaking her hand.
"I know," she said, smiling again. "Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too," Mitsunari said to her. Then he picked up his fork and ate an orange chicken. Marshaquadee did not even eat; she was smiling and looking at him the whole time and it started to scare him. He quickly took out his phone and texted Yukimura. He wrote, "Where the fuck did you two bitches go?"
He continued eating while Marshaquadee continued staring at him. He felt very uneasy now. Then, a waitress walked to them.
"Would you and your girlfriend like to try some of our new tea for only two dollars?" asked the waitress.
"She's not my girlfriend!" he shouted, as Marshaquadee stopped smiling. "And no thank you." He thought to himself that it was about time she had stopped smiling. The waitress apologized and walked off. Marshaquadee coughed three times and smiled at him again. He continued eating and all of a sudden, Marshaquadee got up and sat next to him. He felt very creeped out by her now. She pushed his hair back as he quickly scooted away from her.
She giggled very creepily and said, "I'm so sorry." Then she walked back to her seat across from him.
What a freaken scaryass girl! He thought to himself. He looked down to the floor and saw her foot. She wore a pink sandal and man, was her foot humongous! It was even bigger than his own foot!
He quickly took out his phone again but stupid Yukimura did not even text him back. Just then, Marshaquadee quickly grabbed his phone. He did not know what to do now. She took a very creepy picture of herself with his phone. She made devil eyes with a giant smile for him to see. It seriously scared the crap out of him!
"Can I please have my phone back?" he managed to ask her.
She smiled. "Only if you do something," she said. Mitsunari thought to himself that it better not be anything bad or disgusting.
"What," he asked her.
"Kiss me," she said, smiling again. Her smile was even scarier than the grudge lady! Mitsunari finally thought to himself that Keiji must've said something to her, that's why she's acting like that.
"Let me guess," he began. "Keiji said something to you about me, didn't he?"
She blinked a couple times and stopped smiling. "Yeah, why?"
Mitsunari shook his head no. "He told you that I liked you or something, huh?" She nodded her head, so he decided to tell her all about Keiji, since she had the rights to know about what kind of a fool and pranker he was.
"How did you know?" she asked, smiling again.
"You know that Keiji lies a lot. He always plays pranks on peoples," he told her. She was confused. "It might sound weird and stuff, but I think he freaken set us up."
"Why?" she asked.
"Cuz he's always like that," he replied. "He thinks it's freaken funny, but it's not."
"So, you don't like me then?" she asked him. Now Mitsunari felt kinda bad for her.
"Only as a friend," he said, as she looked down. She apologized for her behavior and gave him back his phone. Finally, she began eating, but remained quiet the entire time now. After they ate, the waitress told them that their food had already been paid for. Then Marshaquadee left, which left him all alone now. He didn't have a ride home, so he was really upset and decided to call and confront Keiji.
Ten minutes after the confrontation, Kanetsugu arrived with his silver Lamborghini. He honked at Mitsunari, as he came inside the car.
"How was your date? And who's your girlfriend?" Kanetsugu asked, smiling. Mitsunari turned angrily to Kanetsugu and took a deep breath.
"She's not my girlfriend!" he thundered, as Kanetsugu flinched and apologized.
*Present*
"Hahaha!" laughed Keiji, falling down onto his bed.
"It was not funny, Keiji!" Kanetsugu yelled. "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Oh man! I should've been there!" he shouted, still cracking up. He heard Kanetsugu saying, "Tsk, Tsk, Tsk," and laughed even more.
"Such scoundrel laughter, Keiji!" said Kanetsugu again. "If you don't behave yourself, the Great Bishamonten shall strike you down on behalf of the heavens!"
Keiji laughed even more now. "How you are such an honor boy! Hahahah!" he said.
"Goodnight Keiji," said Kanetsugu, hanging up. Then Keiji laughed himself to sleep and thought, Man! What a day!
Tomorrow Keiji woke up early. He packed and walked into the kitchen. He took out lots of junk food so he could take it to eat while boat riding at the beach. Then Kiyomasa called Keiji to bring his surfboard and his fishing pole so they could go fishing and surfing together. He agreed so he packed both the fishing pole and the surfboard. He also brought extra clothes, a towel, and a bucket to put the fish in. Pretty soon, Kiyomasa came to pick him up, using his dad's car. Then they picked up Yukimura and Masanori. Kiyomasa told Keiji that Kanetsugu picked Mitsunari up and that Sakon went with his parents.
Keiji turned to Yukimura and smiled, but Yukimura did not smile back. Instead, he looked down. They drove to a nearby gas station and waited for Kanetsugu and Sakon's parents to arrive so they could just follow each other to the beach. When they arrived, Sakon's parents led the way first. Then Kanetsugu followed them, while Kiyomasa drove after them.
"Dude, did you go on Facebook yesterday?" Kiyomasa asked Keiji, as Keiji smiled.
"No," he replied, chuckling. "Why?"
"Because Mitsunari posted up a status and I think he was referring to you or something," said Kiyomasa, making a U-Turn.
"Did you do something to him or what?" Masanori asked, smiling too.
"Oh man!" Keiji shouted, laughing. "It's because I set him up on a date with this girl named Marshaquadee! Hahahah!"
"You didn't!" said Kiyomasa, smiling. Then he began laughing.
"Marshaquadee who?" Masanori asked, having a huge smile. "Marshaquadee Meangwa?" Keiji nodded his head yes, as Masanori began laughing too.
"Her foot was bigger than Mitsunari's in both ways!" said Keiji laughing. He meant that Marshaquadee's foot was wider and longer than Mitsunari's, and when he said that, they all laughed, including Yukimura.
"That's so scary," said Yukimura, as they all laughed even more.
"Never date a girl who's foot is bigger and longer than yours," Keiji told them, laughing.
Pretty soon they got to the beach. Keiji was definitely ready to get his butt kicked by Mitsunari. He pictured it and thought that it was very funny, but Yukimura was scared though. As they got out all of their stuffs, Keiji told Yukimura to quickly do what he had told him to do yesterday so Mitsunari wouldn't kick his butt. Yukimura agreed and did so.
Keiji hummed and carried his things to the table under the shade where Sakon's parents were at. He turned all the way back to Yukimura. He was sitting down behind Kiyomasa's car, covering his face. He saw Kanetsugu walking to Yukimura.
Suddenly, someone gave him a hard knucklehead. He turned and saw Mitsunari. The pain ran through his head, but he laughed it out.
"Bitch," Mitsunari said, dogging him.
"I'm so sorry, Nari," Keiji replied, reaching to hug him. Mitsunari quickly pushed him away.
"Don't you ever set me up on a date without my permission ever again!" Mitsunari shouted, as Keiji laughed and laughed. "And you're lucky that Kanetsugu got me to change my mind to not kick your butt!"
"Then thank god for Kanetsugu," he shouted, laughing.
"And where the hell is Yukimura?" Mitsunari said, looking for him, as he spotted Yukimura behind Kiyomasa's dad's car. He walked angrily to Yukimura. Keiji quickly followed him, and by then, the other boys were already around Yukimura. To help Yukimura out, Keiji pretended to walk to Yukimura.
"Hey, what's the matter?" Keiji asked Yukimura. He had a sad face and quickly covered it. Keiji looked at Kanetsugu in a very confused way. "What happened to him?"
"He just got a text from his brother saying that his grandpa passed out and is in the hospital right now," Kiyomasa told Keiji. Keiji almost laughed but managed not to. He pretended to drop his jaw and turned to Yukimura. Yukimura was sobbing.
"Really?" Mitsunari said sarcastically. "Or are you just crying because you're scared that I'm going to teach you a lesson?"
"Mitsunari," said Kanetsugu, with an angry face. "Remember what I told you yesterday?"
"No," Mitsunari said, sarcastically again.
"You are only innocent until you take action," Kanetsugu told him, lifting his right finger up. Keiji almost laughed when he said that.
"Hah, whatever," replied Mitsunari. "And Yukimura, even if you're lying or not, I'm still going to give you this."
"Give me what," Yukimura asked, turning to him innocently. His eyes were red from crying and he looked so adorable. Mitsunari looked at Yukimura, getting ready to give him a big knucklehead, but he just didn't have the heart to do so. Yukimura blinked cutely for a couple times as Mitsunari rolled his eyes and walked off. As everybody left, Yukimura smiled cutely at Keiji, as Keiji gave him a two thumbs up.
