Star is taking pictures in Boston during a running race. After she's contempt with her pictures she smiles and throws the camera backwards into a explosive barrel covered in nails, causing a large explosion. (If you found this joke offensive, please tell me so I can apologize. And then I'll probably tell you to grow a spine.)

"And now... Random Comments, with Star Butterfly..."

Hi Star! You seem to be kinda evil in this story so you get a dark question. If you were in Mortal Kombat X what would your two fatalities look like?

"That's a pretty tough question, I've slaughtered many types of monsters and demons, all in different ways. But if I had to choose just two, I'd go for reaching into the mouth with both hands and splitting the skull apart. And for the second one I'd take a bottle, break it over they're heads and stab at the face and chest over and over until there is no face."

A twisted smile forms on Star's lips and her pupils turn to slits, almost as if she was a new person entirely. "How's that for a fatality?"

Hey star! This is a serious question. Do you like marco even just alittle bit more than just a friend? If you say either yes or no, I PROMISE that I wont tell anybody. If you don't answer, "I WILL BURN BOTH PITIFUL DIMENSIONS AND MAKE YOU WATCH AS EVERYBODY YOU KNOW WILL BE ANNIHALATED MERCILESLY! Or just burn them alive. AS LONG AS YOU WATCH THEM BURN!

Star gets up from her chair with a worried face and slowly starts to back away, leaving the room and closing the door. She comes back 20 minutes later with a crowbar and bottle of vodka in hand.

"You Starco shippers sure are persistent. But yes, I do like Marco more than a friend."

A long pause erupts...

"He's my best friend."

You think my argument is irrelevant well I got a new one. It involves a chicken crossing a rode. I know it crossed a rode to get to the other side but why. Was he trying to run away from a predictor find food or now his fate "cough" "cough" kfc "cough" "cough" and go to the "other side" and if you say this one is fictional you don't know if it is I mean Mary had a little lamb was true why can't this one be either. By the way I like the show :)

"Please excuse me while I go collect my recently exploded mind."

Silly question, then personal question, then serious question. First, at what age did you gain the ability/complete training for fighting monsters and winning? Because you kick a lot of ass. Next, what's your favorite color? Red like the blood moon, blue or teal like your favorite outfits and dresses, or something else entirely? Lastly, given your recent trip to the villages of Mewni, and your first-hand witness of the crumbling Mewman economy and infrastructure, how would you go about "Making Mewni Great Again!" as your favorite politician says. Keep up the good work!

"Alright, in order: I learned to be a badass at the age of four, before then I was just meh at fighting. Next: I prefer a dark and solid Blue, it's pretty nice to see and wear. Finally: My home dimension has been crumbling recently, I know that much. But no one is actually complaining about living in that shithole so I guess I'll just wait till I'm queen to worry about it. And thanks buddy!"

Hey Star...do you know how many higher powers (aka Authors and Screenwriters) manipulate your life? Keep responding to these comments P-fly

"Oh yes, just like you, young Smitty. Manipulating my life with simple typing of a keyboard. But it's not only you, I've seen all the Fanfictions that many people have made. Including this one."

Suddenly, SonicELITE bursts through the door of Stars room. "STAR NO! YOU READ THE FANFICTION YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW!"

Star just shrugs, "What's the worst that could happen?"

Then the universe exploded.

Thanks for the reply!, appreciate it. But why trump? Also how do you think you could help marco to get to talk to jackie? i.e what advice will you give him And what's your idea of THE most perfect romantic setup. Again, thanks! Your replies never cease to amuse me

"I was just kidding when I said I'd vote Trump, a lot of people took it seriously. And to help Marco? Pfft, he doesn't need me. Him and Jackie are destined to each other as their YouTube personas. And thank you! Your comments are always a delight!

Yare yare daze... Hey kid, are you some sort of a mini-witch cause you seem to be causing mass destruction underneath that grin of yours.

Silence fills the room and Star looks to her left and right. Then she turns to the comment and points at herself.

"Are you talking to me?"

THIS IS AMAZING Keep up the good work :)

"Thank you so much! Glad you like it!

Star... How could you support trump? Marco will be deported if he becomes president!

"Dude/Dudette, I was just kidding. Trump can go eat the male genitalia of a horse for all I care."

STAR! YOU WANT MARCO TO BE DEPORTED? WHY TRUMP

"Again, it was just a joke. I had an idea for April fools and I used it. It might've been late but who honestly cares?"

Ew Trump? Star has the worst taste ever! Does she WANT Marco to be deported?

"How many Trump haters are there!?"

Lol. *What do you think about disembodied body parts?*

"They are my favourite delicacy. With some barbeque sauce, of course."

Have you ever been to a parallel universe, and if so what was it like?

"Oh yeah! I met the gender swaps of me and Marco. Gotta say, I looked handsome as fuck."

Why do you like Trump? He hates Mexicans, and Marco is Mexican-American. You voting for trump is practically voting to move to Mexico.

"What's wrong with Mexico? Are you saying Mexico is a bad place? Are you saying it's a bad place because there's Mexicans there? Cause that's racist.

Nice one. Keep up the good work. :)

"Thanks bud! Glad to see your sticking around!"

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Alright everyone, that concludes another chapter. Sorry for the late upload, but Procrastination is a bitch. Until next time! STAY FABULOUS!

Remember that Piano music? Well it's playing again, believe it or not.

"This has been... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."