"And now... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."

Star is sitting on her computer looking at a monitor. Her lights are turned off and she's wearing a black set of headphones with black trimming.

"How's it going everyone? My name is PewTerFly and welcome to another chapter of random comments! Today's chapter is a little different because thanks that little asshole Marcoplier, I'm going to answer comments AND play a horror game. Isn't that fan-fucking-tastic!?"

The boot up screen finishes and the monitor shows a dark room with a door wide open, showing the shape of an animatronic bear.

"This is "The Joy of Creation" by Nick! I'm ping to be playing the free-roam version because A) it's scarier, and B) BECAUSE FUCK YOU I'M PEWTERFLY!"

Star clicks on the start button and is greeted by a dark and desolate hallway, and a stick-like flashlight in her hand.

"I swear Marco, I'll get you back for this..."

Now look, I wasn't being racist, I'm Mexican, and yeah, it's perfect, but you live in a fake place so...

"Huh? Is this about the Trump thing?"

Hello, Star Butterfly, princess of Mewni. I am here to tell you, I have sent assassins to Earth and are about to kill Marco and Oscar. Without your wand's powers, you can't save them both. So, choose which one They will spare. Would you choose to save Oscar, the one you want to give your heart to? The one you had eyes for since the day you met? The one you would fall in love with every single day? Or Marco, the one who knew the risks of being friends with you, but still chose you, the one who will cheer you up when your sad, the one who had always had your back through thick and thin? You may only choose one. Who ever you may choose, will change your life forever. You can only answer seriously. I'm not joking. -Toffee

"Fuck you, kill them both! See if I care."

Suddenly a loud scream roast from the monitor as Freddy attacks Star's character, causing her to jump and scream like a little bitch.

"FUCK HORROR GAMES!"

Nice! Now one more question. What color is mewman blood? (sorry if I spelled that wrong) Is it red like human blood or is it all glittery and rainbow-y?

Star is back to playing the game, though a little hesitant this time. And she runs around the map trying her hardest to stay the fuck away from Fazbear.

"I'm not entirely sure what the colour of my blood is, I've never actually been cut or bled before, so I'm going to assume its made of CHOCOLATE!"

Hi! I'm a potato that is somehow typing this review! Anyway, Star, what is your most favourite foo-AGHHHHH! SONICELITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING-AGHHHHHH! STOP EATING ME-HELP YOUR BOSS IS EATIN-beep*

"For Fucks sake Kyle! Control yourself!"

A teenage boy bursts through the door with a half eaten potato in his mouth. "Fuck off Star! It's this guy's fault for being the only food I love!"

...I'm so lost right now please specify, how the FUCK you're supposed to write porn. Smut, lemons I know of but writing porn? I'm very confused

"It's very simple, first you find a porno! And then you type what happens! You understand now?"

Well, if that universe is broken there's still an infinite number of them left. Oh, and what 's your opinion on Rick and Morty?

"I've never seen an episode of Rick and Morty, my TV doesn't have the right channels. So I'm gonna have to get ba-"

Freddy jump scares Star again, causing her to fall off her chair and sit there quietly.

"...For... Mother... Of Mewni... Will you please FUCK OFF FREDDY!? Honestly, fuck this game, I'm not playing it anymore!"

Hey, star! Remember the blood moon ball? I know you don't want to talk about it, but what if Marco wanted to finish the dance, since Tom ruined it. Would you like to finish the dance with him? It doesn't have to be romancy. Just asking if you wanted to.

"Yeah sure, why not? He is a pretty slick Dancer."

Phonetically pronounce quesadilla! If you get it wrong, just remember that I have slaughtered hundreds on countless moons!

"You realize I could just type Quesadilla and it would pass, right? You're reading a fanfiction bro... And for all those fucking morons out there, it's ke-sa-dee-ya! Not Ke-sa-dilla! Jesus!"

Star, Marco...when I was about your age and saw the painting of Mona Lisa with her hands on her lap for the very first time, I may be rude but... I had a boner...

"Good for you, you're exploring your sexual interests. Even if they are pretty odd."

Nice one here. Keep up the good work.

"Thanks! You guys are awesome y'know?"

Very good one here pal! Keep up the good work.

"Thanks! Glad I'm not boring you guys to death."

"This has been... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."