After tossing Mitsunari into the beach, they quickly ran all the way back to the picnic table and decided to eat hot dogs, just like what Mitsunari did earlier. They laughed and laughed, as Mitsunari approached them.
"Hello," said Masanori, handing him a hot dog. "Have a hot dog, and don't run away from us again." They all laughed, as Mitsunari refused the hot dog. He sat down and touched his phone. He began texting someone.
"Who are you texting?" Keiji asked him, smiling. "Are you texting Ginchiyo?"
"No!" he quickly shouted, putting his phone away. Mitsunari and Ginchiyo had known each other since middle school. They always hit each other and called each other names whenever they saw each other. They acted like they didn't care about each other, but they really did. Well, at least that's how it seemed like to everyone else. "Why on earth would I text that manly girl?"
"Cuz you like her," Yukimura answered. "That's why you were so angry yesterday, right? You were angry because your date wasn't Ginchiyo!"
"Oooh," said Keiji, laughing. The rest cracked up, as Mitsunari told Yukimura to shut up.
"You think you're very cute and shit, when really, you're so annoying! And you're a crybaby too!" Mitsunari told Yukimura. Yukimura shrugged his shoulder.
"I know I'm not cute," he said. "I'm handsome," he told them, and smiled. Mitsunari dogged him and looked away.
In a while, they played poker, and Kanetsugu kept winning. Every round they played, he always won, no matter how many times they switch positions. Then they played 21, but still, Kanetsugu won. They played the game where you looked for pairs and Kanetsugu found the most pairs and won again. All the other boys were tired of losing and wanted to do something else.
"Let's just walk around the bridge," suggested Kanetsugu. They agreed so they went. They all made it clear that they would not throw anyone into the water anymore. They were done swimming for the day and now all they needed to do was kill time, while Sakon's parents finished barbequing so they could ride the boat and enjoy their dinner.
They began walking on the bridge again. They checked out some good looking girls. Masanori came up with an idea that they should go hit on some girls, since it was kind of boring. Once again, they agreed, except for Mitsunari. He said that he would be right over there by the picnic table if they needed him, because he was going to text mean things to Ginchiyo.
Kiyomasa and Sakon walked to a group of girls. The girl, Azusa, was one of the girls. They began chit-chatting. Masanori and Kanetsugu walked on the bridge and talked to some girls wearing skirts. Keiji and Yukimura walked around the sand, looking for pretty girls to talk to. Instead of going to talk to them, two girls walked to them and smiled. One of the girls had brown hair and brown eyes. The other had black Chinese bang hair. They were both very pretty.
"Hi," said the brown haired girl, smiling at them.
"Hey," they replied.
"My names Hushii," she said to them. "And this is my cousin, Ayu," she said, referring to the black haired girl.
"Nice to meet you, Hushii and Ayu," Keiji said, smiling. "I'm Keiji Maeda."
"And I'm Yukimura Sanada," Yukimura told them. They all shook hands.
"We saw you guys surfing earlier," began Hushii. "We were going to come and talk to you guys, but you guys left," she replied, blushing.
"You guys were awesome," Ayu said, smiling.
"Thanks," Keiji and Yukimura replied. They talked and talked about themselves. Hushii's last name was Akayashine. She was a junior at Japan High School. She was an only child and she liked to come to the beach often. Ayu's last name was Hashiba. She was the niece of their assistant principal, Hideyoshi Hashiba, from Ancient High School. She was a junior, just like Hushii. In a bit, Hushii and Ayu had to go, so they all gave their Facebook to each other, but Keiji told them that he didn't go on a lot because he got way too many notifications every time he logged on.
After that, Keiji and Yukimura met up with the other boys and went back to where Sakon's parents were barbequing. They finished barbequing and started bringing their things to the boat. When they put all their stuffs into the boat, Sakon's dad started driving it. It felt so good because the wind slowly blew on them, and it wasn't so hot. As they rode the boat, they enjoyed their dinner. They had rice, ribs, sausage, stake, and chicken thighs. Pretty soon, the sun was setting, so they got off the boat and carried their things into their cars and drove home. Keiji had such a fun day at Auzorru Beach today.
On Monday, Keiji woke up and got ready to go to school. As he walked to school, he saw the new kid, Hanzo Hattori, climbing a tree. Suddenly, he swung a ninja hook and it wrapped around a tree that was fifty feet away. Then he swung and did many flips and landed on the tree that he had wrapped his ninja hook on. He looked at Keiji.
"Hey! Hanzo, right?" Keiji asked him. He was amazed at what Hanzo just did.
Hanzo stood up on the tree and crossed his arms. "What do you think?" he replied. Keiji talked to him and asked how he did that. Hanzo said that when he was still in Japan, he was part of a secret agent called, Custody of the Underground Ninjitsu Alliance. In that alliance, you had to pledge that you would only use your skills for self-defense, not for evil. Only those who had ninja skills were able to be in that alliance. "I was the best of the best, besides my master," Hanzo told Keiji. "I always used my skills for good, but now, as you can see, I am no longer a member of Custody of the Underground Ninjitsu Alliance. I shall now use my skills as I desire.." he finished. Keiji turned away and laughed.
"Are you going to harm the innocent?" Keiji asked, laughing, turning back to Hanzo, only except he wasn't there anymore. He had disappeared! Keiji thought that he was a strange kid with magical powers. He wanted to know how Hanzo did that, but for the meantime, he continued walking to school. Right when he reached school, the bell rang so he didn't have time to see his friends. He walked to his first period class, which was History of Economics. Today they had to take notes on how money flowed.
"Aww, man!" Keiji shouted, taking his binder out from his backpack. He opened it and realized that he was out of paper. He hated taking notes because it was so boring and long. Sometimes he would even leave out some important information. "How I hate taking notes!" he exclaimed, looking around to see if anyone had extra paper. The first person he knew that had extra paper was Nene. She sat to the left and up one seat in front of Keiji. "Ey yo, Nene! Can you lend me two pieces of paper?" he asked her. She took out a pack of paper from her backpack and gave it to him. She looked at him kinda madly. "What?" Keiji asked her.
"You better not lie to me about what you said last time!" she told him. "Because if you do, I will never help you again." Keiji thought for a bit to see what she was talking about. He realized she was talking about that one time when he lied to her that she had leaked. He began laughing and apologized.
"I only did it because you're a smart person and you could probably find out whenever I'm up to no good," he told her. She shook her head at him as they began taking notes. It was so boring for Keiji that he fell asleep. It only seemed like ten minutes when the bell rang. He quickly woke up and shoved everything in his backpack and left the class.
In his second period class, which was Geometry, they were learning about the Pythagorean Theory. All Keiji understood about that theory was that A square plus B square was equaled to C square. He had taken that class two times already and failed it; one time in his sophomore year and one time in his junior year. This was his third time taking that class and right now he had a D+ in that class. He must pass that class with a C or higher, or else he would not be graduating.
When the bell rang, he walked to his Politic class. Today the teacher gave them assigned partners and they had to come up with a good tactic for battle. Keiji was partners with Musashi Miyamoto and Motochika Chosokabe. They put their desks together and began thinking. Suddenly, one popped into Keiji's mind.
"How about Tactic: Hit and Run?" Keiji told them. Musashi looked confused.
"Why would you want to hit and run?" Musashi asked him. "That just proves what a fool you are for running away."
"Yeah," said Motochika.
"I meant as in killing time, you know?" Keiji began explaining. "You hit your enemy and pretend to run around and kill time, because…Let's just say that a King needed to escape and the enemy was near. All you have to do is distract them so the King would get away," he finished. Musashi and Motochika looked at each other and shook their heads no. They all laughed.
"Let's think of a better one," Musashi said. Then another one popped into Keiji's mind, as he began laughing.
"Then how about Tactic: Fart Gas?" Keiji said, laughing. The other two laughed and shook their heads no. "Wait! Let me explain first!" Keiji said to them.
"Are you supposed to like, fart or something whenever the enemy comes near or what?" Motochika asked him, smiling.
"No, even better," Keiji told him. "You keep a jar with you, and whenever you need to fart, just open the jar and fart in it, and whenever the enemy comes, just shove the jar up their face so they can smell your gas!" he said, cracking up.
"Ugh," Musashi said, laughing. "That's hella disgusting!"
"Sick," Motochika said, laughing too. Another tactic popped into Keiji's mind.
"Then how about this," Keiji said, changing his tone into a professional voice. "Tactic: Chase and Piss." Musashi and Motochika began laughing again.
"How is that supposed to work?" Musashi asked.
"When the enemy nears, you quickly show them your penis," Keiji said to them. They all cracked up again.
"Dude, what if the enemy like, freaken cuts your balls off?" Motochika asked, laughing.
"No," Keiji told him. "When the enemy gets close enough, you simply piss on them and they will eventually move away, and when they do, go closer and piss again."
"What if you run out of piss?" Musashi asked, laughing. Keiji thought for a bit.
"Hmmmn," Keiji began. "You got a good point there. If you run out of piss, then you either fight them, or you're dead meat."
"How about this one," Musashi said. "Tactic: Individual Training. You personally train all your troops."
"That's going to take too long," Motochika said to him. "Especially if you're going to have thousands of troops."
"Mhm," Keiji replied. They all thought about some more tactics.
"What do you guys think of this one," Motochika asked them. "Tactic: Bomb Unit. You hire a group of bomb dealers to shoot bombs at the enemy."
"That's a pretty good one," Musashi replied. "We can add that to the maybe list." Keiji thought and thought and finally, another one popped into his mind.
"What about this one. Tactic: Chase Creepily," Keiji told them. They all laughed again. "When the enemy comes near, you pick your ass and show it to them. They will have a disgusted face, and when they show their disgusted face, you run and chase creepily after them, showing them your finger," he said, laughing so much. They kept laughing and laughing, and before they knew it, the bell rang for break. The teacher told them that if they didn't finish, they would have to finish it at home. Musashi decided to take the paper home and work on it later.
As Keiji walked to his friends, he saw Mitsunari quickly chasing Yukimura. Yukimura saw him and quickly ran to him.
"Keiji, help!" Yukimura shouted, running behind him. "Nari's going to kick my butt!" Keiji laughed and stopped Mitsunari from running after Yukimura.
"What's going on?" Keiji asked them two. Yukimura told Keiji that he saw a picture of Ginchiyo in Mitsunari's phone and quickly grabbed it. He ran and showed the picture to everyone; that's why Mitsunari was running after him.
"He's keeps denying that he doesn't like her!" Yukimura shouted. "But he does!"
"I don't fucken like her, so give me back my phone, you little bitch!" Mitsunari yelled, trying to get past Keiji.
"Yes you do!" Yukimura shouted, quickly making a run to Kiyomasa. He quickly gave the phone to Kiyomasa and ran to the bathroom. Mitsunari walked to Kiyomasa and snatched his phone away.
"That stupid little asshole thinks that I can't enter the boy's bathroom. What a dumbass," Mitsunari told them. The bell rang as Yukimura came out of the bathroom. He walked to them and they began walking to their Martial Arts class. Yukimura got a knucklehead from Mitsunari.
They went into their locker room and switched into their armors. Then they got their weapon and walked outside. They spread out and began warming up. Musashi had martial arts that period too. Keiji watched him handle his sword. He was really fast and good at it. Then Musashi turned and saw Ranmaru.
"Isn't that sword a little large for you?" he asked, taunting Ranmaru. "Don't they make it in kiddie sizes?" Everyone laughed at that comment.
"Do not attempt to belittle me until after we have fought," replied Ranmaru.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" shouted Masamune Date. Everyone one else was shouting that too, and before Keiji knew it, he was shouting it also. Musashi and Ranmaru got ready to fight. Everyone formed a huge circle around them.