Star is seen standing at a podium with hundreds of thousands of people cheering her name, holding signs and wearing shorts that praise her. Star herself is wearing a nearly pressed suit, with a toupee on her head that looked like a dead ferret.

"We need to save this economy! Mewni used to be a place of joy and acceptance, now it's a place where people fear for their lives! We need to make Mewni great again!"

The crowd cheered even louder. Then a random and elegant voice echoed throughout the area.

"And now... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."

Star stares into the crowd, "NOW MY PEOPLE! GIVE ME YOUR COMMENTS!"

One person from the crowd screams, "Hey Star, you better get some bleach going because it about to-BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Vomit rainbow all over the review section*"

"Sir please, it is unnecessary for this kind of behaviour, GAURDS! ESCORT THIS MAN OUT"

Several large bouncers proceed to drag a kid out of the area, a trail of rainbow-vomit following.

"If you have thirteen yellow octopuses and eight red trucks, how long will it take for Dixie to remember she has eleven shoes and four pairs of pants?"

Star points towards the roof, suddenly sprouting a beard and hairstyle of an Internet celebrity, "I have several questions!"

"Can a match box?"

"Fuck-if-I-know dude/dudette."

"Quesadilla is pronounced "kuh-sah-duh-luh". You fail. Also, do you prefer chicken quesadillas or chipotle quesadillas?"

"Wrong, you fail. I am by all accounts correct, in fact, let the commenters decide! Post a comment saying how Quesadilla is pronounced. And I prefer Chimi-changas!"

"Hmmmm. So, you don't care if Marco and Oskar die? Hehehe. Toffee's gonna pay me double. Ha! And you say you're not a monster, but you sure are as heartless as one. Now, choose, who shall I spare. Oskar or Marco?"

Star looks at the commenter with a dead-panned glare, then proceeds to take out a gun and glow they're brains out. "PROBLEM SOLVED!"

Star how will you give some payback against Marcoplier? Will you make him kiss your ass?

"No... Why would I do that?"

Ih Star! Od ouy wonk tahw Danny Phantom si? Fi ton neht teg Margo,a vt,nrocpop,chuoc,dna hctaw ti! Sknaht. PS:3 hi and I'm writing backwards And your boss should write a crossover on you and DP bye!

"First off: I have heard of Danny Phantom, and I find it very enjoyable."

Suddenly, the author takes the mic from Star and looks at the commenter, "Secondly: No. I do not write cross-overs."

"Hey, did you know that Oskar is 16 years old? Keep up the good work."

Star takes the mic back, "Is that so? Well, fuck me then! And thank you!"

"When will you be able to fly with your mewberty wings? Also, how long will it take for you to fly all around the world with it?"

"I don't know, nor do I plan on caring! It'll happen when it happens!"

The crowd continues to roar with comments and cheers, however, Star holds up her hands and gestures for everyone to settle.

"Unfortunately, that is all the time I have. I will be back soon, but for now... I must go!"

Star then throws down a smoke bomb, and once the smoke disperses, she is no longer there...

"This has been... Random Comments, with Star Butterfly..."