Ranmaru made the first strike. He ran and swung his sword at Musashi, but Musashi ducked and kicked Ranmaru on the butt. Ranmaru almost fell, but managed to keep himself up. Everyone laughed at him, and surprisingly, Mitsunari laughed with them too.
Mitsunari turned to Yukimura and said, "You see that? That's going to be me and you one day." Yukimura gasped and stopped laughing, but when Musashi swung his sword at Ranmaru and Ranmaru quickly ducked and gave Musashi a knucklehead, Yukimura laughed again.
Musashi and Ranmaru began fighting seriously now. They dodged, swung, and blocked each other's attacks. Everyone was still shouting, "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" but Keiji said it the loudest. He enjoyed watching them fight, until a voice caused everyone to freeze.
"What is the meaning of this?" yelled the Martial Arts teacher, Tadakatsu Honda. Everyone remained silent. Tadakatsu turned angrily to Keiji and said, "You better tell me exactly what's going on here."
Uh-oh, Keiji thought to himself. He tried hard not to laugh. "Umm…They were fighting," Keiji said, smiling.
"Do you think that watching people fight is very funny?" stormed Tadakatsu. Keiji nodded his head yes at first, but quickly stopped and shook his head no. "Alright. That's it, Keiji," Tadakatsu said, taking out the time out slips.
"Why me?" Keiji shouted, laughing. "I wasn't even the one who was fighting!"
"But you were the one who encouraged them to fight!" Tadakatsu replied angrily. "Don't you know that fighting with these weapons can seriously hurt someone?"
"But isn't this class what fighting is all about?" Keiji asked, laughing. He thought it was funny how Tadakatsu said that, because if they weren't allowed to fight, then how come everyone got to have weapons?
"Yes," replied Tadakatsu. "But you shall never fight without my permission!"
Keiji snickered. "Well then, in that case, can they fight?"
Tadakatsu smiled. "A very thoughtful idea," he said, smiling. Then his expression suddenly changed. "No!" he yelled, as Keiji flinched.
"So umm," Keiji began, "why am I the only one who gets in trouble? Masamune was the first one who told them to fight," he finished.
"What do you mean Masamune?" Tadakatsu replied. "He is such an innocent kid and will never do such a thing! And he's not even here today!"
Keiji looked at the open field and saw Masamune running away. He was already far away. No wonder Tadakatsu said that he wasn't here today. He took off because he did not want to get in trouble. Keiji laughed at Tadakatsu's quote about Masamune being innocent. Tadakatsu filled out the time out slip and gave it to Keiji. He had to go to the time out room for ten minutes. Keiji thought it was very funny, so he skipped happily to the time out room, wearing his armor.
When he got inside the room, he saw Motochika, Goemon, and Yoshimoto putting their heads down. He accidently laughed out of nowhere and the teacher in that room told him to be quiet. He walked to a desk and sat down. He poked one eye at Motochika, and Motochika did the same. They both laughed at each other, and the teacher yelled at them both. As Keiji kept his head down, he smiled very big.
In ten minutes, they all got released. Keiji walked to Motochika and asked him what he did that caused him to be in time out. He said that his teacher farted and he couldn't stop laughing, so the teacher sent him to the time out room for fifteen minutes. Keiji laughed and told him that he was chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" and got sent to time out for ten minutes. Motochika laughed at him too. Then they walked to their class.
When Keiji got to the Martial Arts field, everyone was jogging around. Tadakatsu told him to take three laps around the field, and he did so. Everyone else finished running and waited for him.
After he finished his three laps, they all had to get on their numbers. Their number was greatly spreaded out so they wouldn't hurt anyone around them.
"We will do our daily practice drills!" shouted Tadakatsu. "Get in your stance!" The students got posed to fight. "Charge attack!" he shouted, as the students swung their weapons out in front of them. They had to shout, "Ahh!" each time they made a move. "Defense!" Tadakatsu shouted, as the students posed to defend themselves.
"Ahh," the students shouted.
"Dodge!" Tadakatsu said, as the students jumped and backed up.
"Ahh," they shouted again. Keiji always laughed whenever they had to do the dodge routine, because he knew that all the guy's thingy jiggled whenever they jumped. He kept laughing, but Tadakatsu didn't care.
"Roll!" demanded Tadakatsu, as the students shouted and somersaulted. As Keiji rolled, he farted from start to finish. Tadakatsu quickly turned to the laughing blonde guy and shook his head. All the students laughed and laughed. Kiyomasa, Sakon, and Masanori layed down and cracked up.
"Man that felt good!" Keiji yelled, laughing.
"Knock it off now!" stormed Tadakatsu. Everyone tried hard not to laugh. They continued their training drills and pretty soon, the bell rang.
Keiji walked with Kiyomasa and Yukimura to their English class. They sat down on their seats and talked about how fun it was to mess with Mitsunari. In the middle of talking, Kaihime came to class. Keiji and his friends quickly stopped talking.
"Eww Kaihime!" Keiji shouted, as she flinched. Keiji began cracking up, because it was so fun to mess with her.
"What the hell, Keiji?" she exclaimed, laughing. She walked to him, as he quickly got up and walked away. He knew that she was going to slap his arm.
"Where's my hug?" Kiyomasa asked her, smiling.
"Yeah," said Yukimura. Kaihime quickly hugged them and walked to Keiji. She smacked his arm. Keiji laughed and gave her a hug. She hugged him back too. In a minute, the bell rang so they went to their seats.
Today they had to be quiet and work on their vocabulary terms. Keiji did not feel like doing it so he took out a piece of gum and chewed it. In the end, he ended up copying from Kiyomasa. When the bell rang, it was time for lunch.
Keiji and his friends decided that they wanted to eat in the cafeteria today. The school's cafeteria was like a buffet. They can eat as much as they want until the bell rings, but the thing was that if you were in the middle or upper class, you had to pay $10 to eat. Anyone who was from the lower class got to eat for free. It was too bad for them that they were from the upper class, but oh well.
Today the cafeteria had Asian food. Keiji got chow mien, fried rice, eggrolls, orange chicken, and stir fry. They all raced to see who could eat the most plates. Kanetsugu ate two plates, Mitsunari and Yukimura ate three plates, Masanori, Kiyomasa, and Sakon ate four plates, and Keiji ate six plates. He was so full from eating.
"I'm sooooo full!" he shouted, looking at Kanetsugu's glass of water. He was so thirsty, but he ran out of water, and was about to take Kanetsugu's water. Kanetsugu already knew that his friend was going to take his water any minute now, so he gave it to him first. "Thanks!" Keiji shouted, taking the water and drinking it as fast as he could. Boy did he feel so much better.
After they ate, they went to the quad, except for Kanetsugu. Kanetsugu went to the bathroom and would come to them in a bit. Keiji took out his IPhone and started to play some music.
"Hey, put on Young, Wild, and Free by Wiz Khalifa," said Yukimura. Keiji agreed, so he played the song. He and Yukimura were racing against Kiyomasa and Sakon to see who could sing the loudest. They sang the chorus really loud.
"So what we get drunk! So what we smoke weed! We're just havin fun! We don't care who sees!" they all shouted. "So what we go out! That's how it's supposed to be! Living young, and wild, and free!" After singing the chorus, they all laughed and waited for the chorus to come again. "So what we get drunk! So what we smoke weed! We're just havin fun! We don't care who sees! So what we go out! That's how it's supposed to be! Living young, and wild, and free!" Before they knew it, a security guard came to them.
"What do you kids think you're singing?" said the security guard.
Keiji quickly responded. "I think we're singing Young, Wild, and Free by Wiz Khalifa," he said, holding up his right finger. Then he began laughing, as his friends smiled.
"You guys are not allowed to be singing that song at school," replied the security guard. "And you guys have better yet follow me right now."
"Um, why?" Keiji responded.
"Since you guys really don't care about your lives," said the security guard, "you guys will be a part of the random drug test."
Keiji looked at his friends, giving them the 'what the hell?' look. Then he laughed. "We were just singing the song! It's not like we actually do it," he said to the security guard, although he had tried it that one time when Marshaquadee gave him the cigarette.
"Be quiet and follow me," the security guard said, walking off. They all shrugged their shoulders and followed him all the way to the office. Even Mitsunari and Masanori had to go too. There were about twenty five students in the there, who were a part of the random drug test.
"Gee, I wonder how many of these students came up positive," Keiji said to his friends, as the security guard 'shhhed' him. Keiji listened to some of the office people talk, and he overheard one of them saying that Goemon came up positive. He saw one of the teacher take Goemon into a room. He already knew that Goemon did drugs ever since their freshmen year, so of course Goemon would come out positive on the random drug test. The security guard told them to sit down on a bench until it was their turn to pee in the cup, but he took Keiji into the principal's office.
"Aww man!" Keiji began. "Why me only? I wasn't the only one who was singing!"
"You sang it the loudest," replied the security guard. Keiji shook his head at the security guard. Almost every time when he and his friends did something, he was the only one who got in trouble for it.