Keiji had to wait in the principal's office for five minutes until Principal Takeda came in. He wanted to say something nice so that Principal Takeda wouldn't be as strict. "Hello Principal Takeda," he said to him, as Principal Takeda nodded his head. "How are you doing today?"
"I'm doing good," replied Principal Takeda. "And you?"
"I've been doing good too," he responded, shaking Principal Takeda's hand. They talked for a little bit until Principal Takeda became serious.
"So why were you singing an inappropriate song, Keiji?" Principal Takeda asked. Keiji told him that he and his friends were only singing it for fun, because they were bored. Principal Takeda told Keiji not to sing it as long as he was on campus, because some teachers and security guards may take those kinds of things seriously, and Keiji agreed not to sing it on campus anymore. Since the bell was going to ring, Principal Takeda let Keiji and his friends out of the office.
Right when they came out of the office, they saw Kanetsugu. Kanetsugu asked them what they were doing in the office and they told him that they were singing 'Young, Wild, and Free' really loud, and were taken to be a part of the drug test, but were saved by Principal Takeda. As usual, Kanetsugu shook his head at them as they laughed.
In Keiji's Culinary Arts Class, they had to make a pizza. Ranmaru prepared the dough, Kaihime applied the sauce on the dough, Kunoichi applied the cheese, and Keiji put the toppings on, which were pepperoni, sausage, onion, olives, and bell peppers. Then they put it in the stove and talked, while the pizza cooked.
"So did you get in trouble when you kinda like..fought Musashi?" Keiji asked Ranmaru, laughing.
Ranmaru nodded his head no. "No, but next time he tries to mess with me, I will give it my all," he responded, as Keiji laughed even more. "I'm serious."
Keiji thought to himself that Ranmaru was such a strict girl. He meant 'such a strict boy', and for that, he laughed more than ever.
"Shut up, Keiji!" Kaihime shouted, smacking his arm. "It's not even funny!"
Keiji quickly stopped laughing and pretended to be mad. "Sssss!" he said, rubbing his arm. Then he made an enraged face. "Why'd you fucking do that for you little skankass bitch fucken wanna be sexy! Little motherfucking hoe big headed dumb ugly white washed bonyass bitch! Asshole much?" he yelled, smacking her head.
She laughed so much and smacked him back. "You're the bitch!" she shouted, laughing. "Don't try to cuss me out, shoot! I'll kick your ass!"
"Bite me!" Keiji stormed opening and closing his mouth real sharp, as if he took a big bite of something. "Like the others will stand a chance!"
After he said that, he bursted out laughing so much, and so did Kaihime, Kunoichi, and Ranmaru.
"Stupid," Kaihime shouted, shaking her head at him, and at the same time, laughing. They enjoyed their laugh until their pizza was ready. Keiji took out a knife from the drawer and walked to them. He thought of a stupid, funny idea.
"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play!" he shouted to Kaihime, holding the knife up in his right hand. Kaihime screamed and kicked him on the thigh. He laughed for three seconds and quickly changed his expression. "Sssss!" he said, rubbing his thighs. "Don't make me cuss you out again, you ugly duckling!"
She laughed at him and again, they all laughed. Keiji cut their pizza into eight slices and they each took two. It was so good and soft, but too bad Keiji was still full from the Asian food earlier. He only took three bites of his pizza and saved the rest for later. He put his two slices of pizza on a plate, and when the bell rang, he walked Kaihime to her class. After that, he walked to his Haiku class.
He walked to his seat and sat down, putting his pizza on the desk. Yukimura walked over to him.
"Oooh!" he shouted, smiling. "Can I have a bite?"
"No way, Jose!" Keiji snapped, quickly grabbing the plate. "Mine!"
Yukimura turned away, looking down, as Kiyomasa laughed and 'ha-ha(ed)' him. "Don't do that!" Yukimura shouted to Kiyomasa. "I don't like you saying that to me! And Keiji, my name's not Jose, it's Yukimura!"
Keiji thought of a good idea and gave Kiyomasa that look. "No it's not," Keiji began. "Your mom told me that your name was Jose, so I don't know why you're saying that to us, Jose."
"Yeah," replied Kiyomasa. "And we don't even know who Yukimura is."
"Nuh-uh!" Yukimura shouted, looking at them.
"Uh-huh," Keiji replied, having a serious face. Kiyomasa nodded his head in the background.
"That's true," said Kiyomasa.
Then Sakon and Masanori walked to them.
"What's going on?" Sakon asked them.
Keiji looked at them and blinked one eye. "Jose keeps telling us that his name is Yukimura, but we don't even know who Yukimura is," he told them. They got the message.
"Are you freaken serious?" Sakon said, trying not to laugh. "Dude, Jose, what's your problem saying that to them?"
"My name's not Jose!" Yukimura shouted, stomping one foot to the ground.
"Yes it is," Masanori said, trying not to laugh too.
"It's not!" Yukimura shouted, again.
Mitsunari walked into the class and heard everyone calling Yukimura 'Jose'. He smiled and walked to Yukimura. "Hey Jose," he began. "Want a cookie?"
"Oh no! Not you too!" Yukimura shouted, shaking his head. "My name isn't Jose! It's Yukimura! And sure, I would love to have a cookie!"
"Well, you know what?" Mitsunari said to him.
"What?" Yukimura replied.
"Too freaken bad, Jose!" Mitsunari shouted, laughing his butt off. "I don't have a cookie! And even if I did, I would never share it with you, even if it means there were only us living in the world!" Everyone laughed too, especially Keiji. He never knew that Mitsunari had a sense of humor like them.
Yukimura walked over to his own seat. "I'm mad at you guys but sad at Mitsunari!" he shouted, taking out his cell phone. Keiji quickly jumped seat to seat and was behind Yukimura, but Yukimura didn't see him. Keiji saw Yukimura speed dialing his mom, as he put his phone in his ear. Kiyomasa and the rest looked at Keiji like 'what the heck is Yukimura doing?' and Keiji shrugged at them. In five seconds, Yukimura's mom picked up.
"Mom?" Yukimura said to her. "Is it true that my name is Jose, not Yukimura?"
Right when he said that, Keiji and the rest bursted out laughing so much.
"Oh my god, Sanada would do that!" Kiyomasa shouted, cracking up, as Yukimura turned angrily to them. He was too handsome and cute to be scary.
"You guys are liars!" Yukimura shouted, hanging up his phone. "My mom said that my name is Yukimura, not ugly Jose!" Everyone kept laughing at him, as he mugged them.
"But you are ugly, Yukimura," Sakon said to Yukimura, as Yukimura screamed really loud for three seconds.
"Heavens, what is going on here?" said Kanetsugu, walking to them. Yukimura turned with an angry face to him. "Oh, my," Kanetsugu trailed off, putting his right hand over his heart. Keiji laughed so much as class began. They all sat on their assigned seats.
"So," began Mrs. Okuni, "Today you guys will write Haiku poems about one of your friends."
"Yessss!" Keiji hissed, laughing. He took out a piece of paper from the pack of paper that Nene gave him earlier, and began writing. He kept laughing in his head. Mrs. Okuni gave them ten minutes to think of one. When the ten minutes were up, she walked over to her desk and grabbed the Popsicle sticks that had everyone's names on it.
Aw, shucks, Keiji thought to himself. That means I won't get to go first! But oh well.
"The lucky first person is," she began, randomly picking out a Popsicle stick. "Yukimura! Yukimura, you are first, so please stand in front of the class and show us what you got!" She clapped her hands, and everyone did the same.
Yukimura sighed, and walked in front of the class. He looked at Keiji madly. "You see that guy there?" Yukimura began, pointing to Keiji, as Keiji smiled real big. "He used to be my best friend. Now he's my rival." Everyone laughed so much, especially Keiji.
"Alright," said Mrs. Okuni, as she drew another stick. "The next person is Hanzo!"
"Go Hanzo!" Keiji shouted, clapping his hands, as Hanzo walked in front of the class.
"Friends..they don't exist," Hanzo began, looking at his paper in his hand. "They'll all lie and betray you...Sooner or later…"
Everyone looked at each other and laughed, as they clapped their hands.
"Nice!" Keiji shouted.
"The next person to go is," said Mrs. Okuni. "Keiji!"
Keiji jumped up with joy. "Yes!" he shouted, walking proudly in front of the class. Then he cleared his throat and smiled. "He's Jose, jk," Keiji began, pointing to Yukimura, as Yukimura dogged him. "He's way too funny and cute. I'll never trade him."
"Awww," everyone said, smiling.
"Really?" Yukimura shouted, looking at Keiji.
"No, not really," Mitsunari replied sarcastically, as Yukimura turned away angrily again.
"Hahahah, shut up Mitsunari," Keiji said, laughing, walking over to Yukimura. "Of course I'll never trade you. You're my best friend, and I'll never trade you for anything. What do you say? Brotherly hug?" he said, reaching to hug Yukimura. Yukimura looked up and smiled, as they brotherly hugged. "And you can have my pizza," Keiji told him, as he smiled.
"Aww! They're friends again!" shouted Kunoichi.
After that, everyone else did theirs, and pretty soon, the bell rang for their last class of the day. Keiji made his way to his Chemistry class and sat down. That Chemistry class was really for sophomores only, but if you haven't taken it yet, then you had to take it. He realized that he hardly knew anyone in that class. As he scanned his fellow sophomore classmates, he thought he saw a familiar girl.
Is that…Suzy? He thought to himself. He looked closely and it was Suzy! She was in his class the whole time, and he never knew until now!
As usual, they took boring old notes in that class. They learned about Scientific Notation and how to do it. That was pretty much what they did in that class, and when the bell rang, Keiji walked to find his friends afterschool. They said, "Later," to each other, and went to their rides. Today Keiji's dad picked him up.
When Keiji got home, he felt like being a good sport so he did his homework. After that, he helped his mom cook. When he finished eating, he played Call of Duty Black Ops for a while. He had Modern Warfare 3 but he didn't like it as much as Black Ops though, so he hardly played that game. In a bit, he showered and was about to check his Facebook, but decided that he would check it tomorrow or some other day, because he knew that it would blow up his head. Instead of doing that, he decided to go to sleep.