All jokes made in this series were never meant to be taken seriously. That includes this chapter.
"Well ladies and gentlemen, it's about time we came to a close with this series. Star has officially grown sick of these comments and wishes to move on with her life."
Star then walked into the room, her hands clasped behind her back and a somber expression preached upon her face. "That is correct, random mysterious voice. Now I shall be breaking away from the YouTube business. If you don't like it, well to bad. Now let's get into these final comments, shall we?"
Star looks towards the roof, giving a nod to nothing. Then the mysterious voice is heard.
"And now... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."
Ever hear of a show called RWBY? It's pretty good, you should watch it. Just, try to avoid Volume 3. It plays with your emotions before crushing your hopes and dreams.
Star immediately perks up, as if back to normal and reads the comment.
"I'll tell you what, I'm not actually interested in any of that anime or manga stuff. But if you say it's that good, I might just check it out."
Star gives the camera a dead panned glare and mumbles, "You Weaboo..."
Please finish the dance with Marco. That prick tom ruined everything!
"Now listen, it's not that I don't want to dance with him. It's just the fact that maybe I don't want to dance with him."
Starship, say you'll marry me! Say no, and I might have to murder your little bodyguard, AND every single drawing you've ever drawn
"Go to hell Tom!"
Jackie, who was sitting behind Star, bangs on a drum set. Making the "Buh Dum Tss" noise. Star gives her a quick point and smiles. With Jackie doing the same.
10/10 good job dude/dudet
"Thank you. You are to kind humble sir/madahm."
Hey Star, you know what's on the Menu? Me-n-u. Hmm, gigantic spider's menu are weird.
"You're lucky you added that part about the spider, otherwise I would've reported this as a sex offense."
"And I'm pretty sure Ludo would like to talk to you about that spider."
Ok fine. Kusahduhlah is the correct pronunciation.
"If that is your belief... Then I am not one to question it."
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"Even if it's FUCKING WRON-"
The chapter then cuts out to the next comment. For the purpose of not having a flame war about a damn taco.
Good as always. Keep up the good work.
"Thank you! I'm glad I'm able to end this series with some positive feedback!
Are you and Marco SMOOCH BUDDIES?! Keep up the good work.
"I'm not sure, why don't you find out in the seventh episode of Star Vs! Only after 3 hiatus' and 6 delayed broadcasts, here on Disney XD! And thank you!"
"Now onto comments... FROM FACEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!"
Why are you such a Weeb?
"The same reason you're a virgin."
A bunch of explosions go off as stars kicks herself away from her desk with a "Mic Drop" hand gesture, With Marco, Jackie and Janna screaming "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" in the background. Then a million horns sound with Dorito chips and mountain dew falling from the sky, and an ogre appearing on screen with the words "Get Shrekt" captioned above. Then everything stops and returns to normal. Marco then folds his arms like a badass and whispers...
"Shots fired."
You're not bad, but are you bad?
Janna pushes Star out of the way. She has grown a majestic and patchy beard with long flowing locks of black fur placed upon her head, all held together underneath a cap. She then points to the roof and says, "I have Several questions!"
Why would you make YouTubers out of a cartoon?
"Technically, I didn't. These guys here-" Star points to Marcoplier, Jackiesepticeyes, JannaTron and herself, "-were all created by Exotos135. Except for Janna, I think she was the spawn of a suggestion."
Janna then waves happily at the camera.
Do you have any original characters/YouTubers?
"Yes I do! Have you all met Fergoraptor? How about AlfanossGaming? Or maybe even Sabrinision? Really, none of them? Wow..."
"Well! I guess that's all the time I have got for comments. Hopefully you all enjoyed the final instalment of this series and if you did, make sure to slam a hand down on that favourite button and to follow my boss for letting me leave this hell hole! So long Everybody!"
All of the crew waved their hands goodbye, and in unison they chanted.
"Aaaaaaaand were the Game Grouches!"
"This has been... Random comments, with Star Butterfly..."
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Jackie looked over at the recording equipment layed out on Stars desk. Then she called into the hallway, "Hey Star! What are you gonna do with all this recording stuff?"
Star replied with "Oh, I'll probably just throw it away. It's not like anyone else would want it. Unless you do, that is?" Upon hearing that, Jackie's face twisted into a frightening smile and she closed her hand around the necklace on her neck, which held a small green eyeball. Then the screen faded to black...
