On Wednesday, Keiji and his buddies went to McDonalds for lunch. Keiji ordered a big mac, a large soda, and medium fries. Yukimura ordered a big mac, an ice cream, and a medium soda. Kiyomasa ordered two McChickens and a soda. Sakon ordered two double cheese burgers, large fries, and a large soda. Mitsunari ordered a cheeseburger, medium fries, and a large soda. Kanetsugu ordered one McChicken, medium fries, and a medium soda. Masanori ordered one double cheese burger, one McChicken, medium fries, and a large soda. After they finished eating, they walked back to campus.
When the bell rang, Keiji walked to his class with Kaihime. Along the way, he heard Musashi call his name.
"Ey yo, Keiji!" Musashi shouted from behind them.
"Sup, Miyamoto," Keiji replied, as they did their handshake.
"I'm having a kickback Friday night," Musashi began. "Wanna chill with us?"
Oh boy! Keiji thought. He realized that it had been about two months since he had drunk alcohol or beer. He smiled. "Sure, why not?" he answered. "Who and who's going to be there?"
"The whole senior class," Musashi said, laughing. When he said that, Keiji knew that the kickback would be rocking.
"Fuck yeah!" Keiji shouted, smiling. "Now that's the shit! Seeing everyone get drunk!"
"Sooo," began Kaihime. "Are you going to like…invite me?"
"Of course," said Musashi. "I was just about to ask you."
"Aww! Thanks Musashi!" Kaihime yelled, giving Musashi a hug.
Keiji thought to himself that Kaihime was such a naughty-bad girl. The last time they had a kickback, she threw up on him from drinking three cans of Budweiser. From thinking about that thought, he smacked her big, teased hair.
"Oww! What the fuck, asshole?" she screamed, fixing her hair, and smacking his arm. "You need to freaken stop hitting my head! Don't you know it takes about eight minutes to put this kind of volume onto my hair?"
"That was for throwing up on me last time," Keiji told her.
"So?" she replied. "I was drunk that time. And don't hit my head anymore, because I love my teased hair."
"Eww, why?" Keiji replied, laughing. "All it does it make your head big."
"Shut up," she said, laughing. "I know I'm beautiful!"
"No you're not," Keiji said. "You're one ugly bitch! Hahahah!"
"Fuck you," she said, dogging him and smiling at the same time.
"I gotta go," Musashi said, hugging Kaihime and doing the hand shake with Keiji again. Then Kaihime stuck her tongue at Keiji and began walking to class. She said that she was going to go first, because she was 'not going to risk getting a tardy, for if she gets one more tardy, her mom would not buy her a Kathy Van Zealand purse'. Keiji laughed so much and pulled her arm.
"Stop!" she yelled, trying to break free. "You're going to make me late!"
"So?" Keiji replied, laughing. "We are going to stay right here until the tardy bell rings, because you don't deserve any more purses. You have too many of it!"
"Noooo!" she screamed, half laughing. The warning bell rang, which meant that they only had one more minute to get to class, or they would be tardy. She screamed again, and broke free from Keiji. She began to run when suddenly, Keiji pulled her hair and ran after her. "Stop, Keiji!" she yelled, still running to class.
"No!" Keiji said, laughing. They ran to class together like that, and right when they got inside the class, the tardy bell rang.
"That was close!" Kaihime shouted, panting and laughing.
"Shut up, bitch!" Keiji said, laughing, as she pushed him and walked to her seat.
On Friday afterschool, Keiji and his friends, including Kaihime, were in his parent's Cadillac Escalade. Keiji was driving and Yukimura was sitting on the passenger seat. Sakon, Mitsunari, and Kanetsugu sat on the second row, while Kaihime sat in the middle of Kiyomasa and Masanori on the third row. They were on their way to Nickel Arcade and were going to chill there until it was time for Musashi's kickback. In a bit, they found a parking spot and parked.
"You guys know that I made some jello shot vodka," Kaihime told them, hopping out of the car.
"You did?" Yukimura asked her, as she nodded her head.
"It's at home though," she said, running to him and jumping onto his back. "Carry me, Yuki!"
"Okay," Yukimura said, grabbing her thighs.
Kaihime giggled and said, "We could go and get my jello shot vodka after this."
"Did you fucken poison it?" Keiji said, having a serious face.
Kaihime laughed. "No!" she shouted, as they all laughed.
"Good thing Honor Boy isn't working today," Sakon said, laughing.
"Yeah," said Kanetsugu. "But that doesn't mean that I'm going to get drunk."
"Then why are you going to go for?" Masanori asked him.
"Look," Kanetsugu began. "I'm only going to make sure that you guys keep out of trouble, okay?"
Keiji looked at his other friends and smiled. An evil deed formed in his head. "Of course," he said, smiling. "We wouldn't have wanted it any other way…"
As the sun set, Keiji and his friends came out of Nickel Arcade with tons of prizes, such as music boxes, candy, pens, pencils, necklaces, bracelets, and etc.
"Let's go to my house," Kaihime said, as they all got in Keiji's parent's car. Keiji drove all the way to her house. She quickly ran inside and came back in three minutes. The jello shots were pink and blue. They were cut into hearts and were on a pink and blue Hello Kitty tray.
"Hell yeah!" said Kiyomasa. "So, what did you say you used to make it?"
"Vodka," she replied, smiling. "There's about two hundred pieces only."
"That's fine," Kiyomasa replied.
"I wonder if Ina's going," Sakon said, out of nowhere. "If she does, I should totally drug her! Hahahah!"
"Sakon, you're evil," Kaihime said, laughing, as Keiji drove all the way to Musashi's house. The party was already cracking. They saw Goemon sitting in the garage, smoking. He had a can of Bud Light with him.
"They started without us!" Yukimura shouted.
"It's alright, Sanada," Keiji told him, as he parked the car. "Come on, ya'll! Let's go and have some serious fun!"
"Yeah!" they shouted, except for Kanetsugu. They all got out of the car and walked to the garage. The door in between the garage and the inside of the house kept opening and closing, as people went inside and outside. The song 'You Make Me Feel' by Cobra Starship played really loud. Suddenly, Musashi came into the garage and said "Sup" to them. He walked to them and shook their hands. His breath smelled like Bud Light, and he smiled a lot at them. He told them to go inside the house, so they did.
Keiji looked around the house and saw his cousin, Toshiie, drinking an ice-cold blue drink. "Ey, what you drinking there?" Keiji asked him.
Toshiie turned to Keiji. "I'm drinking Blue Lagoon," he said, half smiling. "Wanna try some?"
"Sure," Keiji said, taking a drink of it. He thought that it was good, although most people would say that it's nasty.
Musashi gave them each a can of Bud Light and told them that if they wanted any Tequila, Patron, Blue Lagoon, Vodka, or Whisky, they were all on the table. Keiji quickly grabbed Musashi, and took him into the other living room.
"Sup?" Musashi said, smiling. He looked deeply into Keiji's eyes, as Keiji began laughing.
"Dude, you're already high," Keiji said, laughing.
"I am?" Musashi said, looking at his own body. Then he chuckled, and smiled. He looked at Keiji's eyes again, and began chuckling again. He quickly stopped chuckling, but smiled very big.
Keiji laughed at Musashi so much. He thought that Musashi was trying his best to be normal, but was already high. "Dude, I need something," Keiji said to him.
Musashi smiled more. "Whatcha need?" he asked, slowly looking around the living room. Keiji whispered a few words to Musashi, as Musashi handed him a Rohypnol. They both laughed so much. "Tell me when you do it," Musashi said to Keiji, as they walked their own ways.
Keiji walked to the kitchen table. He grabbed a cup and got himself some Tequila. He walked to the living room where his friends sat at and enjoyed the Tequila. He sat still, drinking as much as he could, because he was totally ready to enter the world of happiness. After he finished the Tequila, he walked back to the kitchen for round two.
"What are you drinking?" Kiyomasa asked him, holding a cup of Blue Lagoon.
"Tequila," Keiji replied, pouring some more Tequila into his cup.
"Awesome," Kiyomasa replied, as he walked off.
Keiji drank it nonstop this time. He knew it was a stupid thing to do, but he just wanted to have some fun, because he was young, wild, and free. Before he knew it, he started laughing out of nowhere.
"Have you seen Ina?" Sakon asked Keiji. Keiji turned to Sakon. Sakon's face was red and Keiji laughed at him. "I've been roaming this house, looking and waiting for her," Sakon finished.
"No," Keiji answered, laughing. For some reason, Keiji felt so giggly on the inside, and he kept laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Sakon asked him, holding his glass of Patron. He was confused, and he stared blankly at Keiji.
"Cuz," Keiji snapped. "I'm young, wild, and free! Hahahah!"
"Ohhh," Sakon said, smiling. "I understand now. Anyways, I uh…gotta go look for Ina. See ya later, Meiji."
"Meiji?" Keiji said, laughing. "That's not my name!"
"Oops," Sakon said, laughing too. "I mean…uh…Keiji…Yeah, Keiji."
"Hahahah! You're so red, you know that?" Keiji said to him. "You're so wasted!"
Sakon shrugged his shoulders and walked off. Then Keiji grabbed a different cup and got himself some Patron. He drank it like it was nothing, and boy did he feel strong. Then he looked for his Bud Light and realized that he left it in the living room. He walked back into the living room and saw his Bud Light waiting for him on the stairs.
"I'm comiiiinnnngggg!" he shouted, running in slow motion to the Bud Light. He smiled, and boy, did he feel like he was in Heaven. Before he knew it, he swore to God that he was flying. "Weeeeeeeeee!" he shouted, smiling so big. When he looked at the Bud Light, he saw no one else but himself and the Bud Light. It took forever to reach the Bud Light, so he thought to himself that he would swim. He swore that he was in a pool, and was swimming to the Bud Light. It felt like no matter how fast he swam, he wasn't going anywhere.
"Get up!" he heard someone say. He swam even faster, but was still in the same place. "Get up!" it shouted again. He did not know how long it had said that to him, but before he knew it, something touched him. For some reason, he thought it was a monster.
"Ahhhh!" he shouted. "A monster's got me! Help!"
A lot of hands touched him, and got a hold of him, as he continued screaming.
"Keiji," it said. "Calm down! It's just us!"
Keiji stopped screaming and looked to see who it really was. Everything was so blurry for him, so he couldn't really tell who it was that was talking to him.
"Who are you?" Keiji shouted to the person.
"It's Kanetsugu," said the person.
Keiji tried to remember who Kanetsugu was. Then he remembered that he was going to play a special prank on him. Before he knew it, he kinda saw things more clearly. He looked around the room, and his friends stared at him. He thought there was something wrong with him, so he looked at himself. He was on the floor, lying down, and didn't understand how that happened.
"Are you okay?" Kanetsugu asked him.
"Yeah," Keiji replied, sitting up. "What happened?"
"Blah blah blah blah, jumped to the floor, blah blah blah, was swimming and then blah and blah and blah," he heard Kanetsugu say. He knew that he was hearing him wrong, because he was drunk.
Oh my gosh! I'm finally drunk! He told himself. He looked at Kanetsugu and shrugged his shoulders. Then he got up and smiled. He remembered about his Bud Light and walked to it. He felt himself walking kinda crooked, but he didn't care. He grabbed his Bud Light and smiled, as Kanetsugu quickly grabbed it away.
"You had too many drinks, Keiji!" stormed Kanetsugu.
Keiji looked at him blankly. "Don't worry, dad," he said to Kanetsugu. "I'll be fine!"
"No you won't! Who knows what you might do next?" Kanetsugu said. "And I'm not your dad!"
"Okay then, dad," Keiji said smiling. He thought to himself that he could always get another Bud Light, since they were just in the kitchen waiting for him.