Kanetsugu made Keiji sit down in the living room on the couch. Keiji was singing very loud, and boy was his voice irritating. He sang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and man, he needed to shut up.
"Shut! Up!" shouted Mitsunari. Mitsunari's face was red as heck, and he was probably drunk too. He had a can of Bud Light with him and a cup of Patron with a red straw.
"UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY!" Keiji continued singing. "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!" Then he began laughing for five minutes straight.
After he finished laughing, he took a deep breath and looked around the room. The world was spinning and everything was all blurred out. He felt like having some more drinks, but he knew that Kanetsugu wouldn't let him go and get some. Then he saw Yukimura walking by him and quickly thought of an idea.
"EY! YO SANADA!" Keiji shouted, making his face drunk. "COME HERE!"
Yukimura walked slowly and turned to Keiji. He took a sip of his Bud Light and walked to Keiji. Keiji smiled very big. He whispered a few words to Yukimura and Yukimura began walking to the kitchen. Before Keiji knew it, he and some of his friends began singing the song Domino by Jessie J.
"I'M FEELING SEXY AND FREE! LIKE GLITTER'S RAINING ON ME!" Keiji began, smiling. "YOU'RE LIKE A SHOT OF PURE GOLD! I THINK I'M BOUT TO EXPLODE!"
"I CAN TASTE THE TENSION LIKE A CLOUD SMOKE IN THE AIR!" sang Sakon. "NOW I'M BREATHING LIKE I'M RUNNING CAUSE YOU'RE TAKING ME THERE. DON'T YOU KNOW…YOU SPIN ME OUT OF CONTROL?"
"OOH OOH OOH OOH!" sang Masanori.
"WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT," sang Kiyomasa. "TURN THIS LOVE SKIN TIGHT! BABY COME ON!"
"OOH OOH OOH OOH!" Masanori sang again.
"BOOMIN LIKE A BASS DRUM! SPARKIN UP A RHYTHM," Kiyomasa sang. "BABY COME ON!"
"OOH OOH OOH OOH," sang Masanori.
"ROCK MY WORLD UNTIL THE SUNLIGHT! MAKE THIS DREAM THE BEST I'VE EVER KNOWN. DIRTY DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT! TAKE ME DOWN LIKE I'M A DOMINO! EVERY SECOND IS A HIGHLIGHT! WHEN WE TOUCH DON'T EVER LET ME GO! DIRTY DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT! TAKE ME DOWN LIKE I'M A DOMINO," they all sang. They cracked up so much and before Keiji knew it, Yukimura brought him four pieces of jello shot and a cup of Vodka.
"Thanks, hunny!" Keiji shouted, taking the jello shots and Vodka.
"No, Keiji!" said Kanetsugu, trying to take the jello shots away. Keiji quickly shoved the four jello shots into his mouth and chewed it. He laughed so much and opened his mouth for Kanetsugu to see him chewing it. He thought it was super funny so he laughed and laughed. He felt his head grow dizzier and dizzier when he swallowed the jello shots, but he didn't care.
"Such an unhonorable move, Keiji!" Kanetsugu shouted, shaking his head.
Unhonorable? Keiji thought, laughing. I'll show him what unhonorable is!
Keiji drank half of the Vodka and walked into the garage. He saw Musashi talking with Nagamasa. Next to Nagamasa was Oichi, holding onto his arm, making sure that he didn't do anything wrong. Keiji's head spun and spun, so he stared hard at them like an eagle, trying to concentrate on their faces. He walked very crooked to Musashi.
"YOOOO!" Keiji began. He did not know that his voice was booming. "MUSASHI! I UH…GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
Musashi turned, trying to make a normal face, but you could tell that he was drunk. "WASSUP?" he asked.
"COME WITH ME," Keiji responded, smiling. "IT'S TIME FOR YOU KNOW WHAT." Musashi thought for a bit and then smiled. He followed Keiji into the kitchen.
To make the situation unobvious, Musashi got a glass of water while Keiji dropped the Rohypnol into the cup. They waited until the Rohypnol dissolved. Then Keiji went into the bathroom, so Kanetsugu wouldn't suspect anything.
Three minutes later, Keiji came out of the bathroom and began watching T.V. Musashi walked to Kanetsugu and handed him the glass of water. Keiji pretended not to pay any attention to them.
"Sorry Musashi, I don't drink," Kanetsugu told Musashi.
"It's only water," Musashi said, smiling. Then Kanetsugu agreed to drink the "water".
Musashi sat down on the couch next to Keiji. They were talking about random stuffs, and were acting stupid because of their drunkenness. Pretty soon, the Rohypnol hit Kanetsugu, although he only drank like a fourth of the water. He was quiet and he looked drowsy.
Motochika walked to them and gave them all a Bud Light, including Kanetsugu. He told Kanetsugu that if he didn't drink it, then it meant that he was disrespecting him, so Kanetsugu had no other choice but to drink the Bud Light.
Keiji smiled so big and popped open the Bud Light that Motochika gave him. He thought to himself that it was going to be the last drink for him, because he already began to feel sick from drinking. Pretty soon, Kanetsugu became drunk too. He walked all around the house and gathered everyone into the living room. He began to lecture them in a drunken way.
"This is like…Just so unhonorable!" Kanetsugu began, trying to concentrate. "We do not ever drink so much like this! Because it's just so…honorable! No, I meant unhonorable! Because we drank too much! Like Keiji, for example!"
They all looked at each other and laughed. They were clueless and shrugged their shoulders.
"Being honorable means to do good things only!" Kanetsugu said again. "But since when did we become unhonorable? Right? So allow me to give you guys some good advice."
"He's totally drunk," Sakon said, laughing, as everyone laughed after him.
"I am not drunk, Sakon!" Kanetsugu began. "I'm still normal! And as I was saying, we shouldn't drink so much like this because it's bad for our bodies and because it's-"
"Unhonorable," said Mitsunari. "I think we all get it now."
"Shhh!" stormed Kanetsugu. He continued lecturing them until he knocked out, which was about twenty minutes later.
"Oh no! He's dead!" shouted Yukimura. He began panicking while everyone laughed at him.
"He just passed out, you stupid little baby!" shouted Mitsunari. "Get your facts straight!"
Keiji and Musashi grabbed Kanetsugu and put him on the couch in the other living room. Since everyone was already in the living room, they decided to play spin the bottle. They sat in a big circle in this order: Keiji, Musashi, Mitsunari, Kiyomasa, Masanori, Yukimura, Sakon, Nagamasa, Oichi, Himiko, Kunoichi, Toshiie, Motochika, Magoichi, Ginchiyo, Nene, Goemon, Yoshimoto, and Kaihime.
"HEY, WHERE'S THAT ONE NEW KIDDO? UHH, HANZO, YEAH, HANZO," Keiji stormed, looking around.
Musashi shrugged and said, "BEATS ME. I INVITED HIM, BUT I DON'T THINK HE CAME."
"GOD KNOWS IF HE SECRETLY CAME," Motochika said, laughing.
"WHO KNOWS? HE'S PROBABLY SPYING ON US OR SOMETHING!" Goemon shouted, as everyone laughed.
"I KNOW, RIGHT?" Keiji shouted, laughing. Then they began playing spin the bottle. The rules were no backing out from the game, either you kiss the person you got or drink a tiny cup of Vodka, and you only had three chances to drink the Vodka, and after you use up your three chances, you have to start kissing the person you get or else things would be ugly. From the kitchen window outside, Hanzo stared hard at them, while they laughed and spun the bottle. Too bad no one saw him.
"Mere fools!" he whispered.
Playing spin the bottle was the last thing that Keiji remembered about the kickback. He couldn't really remember any details about the game though, but all he knew was that he had an awesome time. What sucked for him was that he woke up with a bad hangover. He looked around the room and saw his close buddies sleeping all over Musashi's living room. He shrugged to himself and fell asleep again.