It was Monday, October 3, 2011; three days after the kickback. Keiji ate some hot papaya salad at 6:45 am, while getting ready for school. It was really hot and good, but he regretted eating it, because it made his tummy really spicy on the inside, and he could feel gas flowing through his stomach. It made his tummy hurt a lot.
He thought to himself that he would use the bathroom to release the pain before going to school. He walked into the bathroom and took off his jean, short, boxer, and underwear. He made a sour face because he couldn't hold onto his shit anymore. He quickly sat down on the toilet and-BURRR! A piece of shit exploded from his butthole.
"Ahhhhh," he said, closing his eyes and smiling. Then he pushed hard for another explosion. He shut his eyes real tight and grunted, "MMMMMMM," as another piece of shit came out. It felt so good for him. He pushed again and again, and before he knew it, it was 7:10 am. His stomach still had lots of gas, but for now, he felt better than a while ago. He rolled down twelve inches of toilet paper onto his hand and wiped his butthole several times with it. His stomach was making sounds as if he still needed to shit, but he needed to get to school now or else he would be late. He looked into the toilet and saw a bunch of green diarrhea floating.
Ew, gross, he thought to himself, as he flushed the toilet. He went inside his room and grabbed his backpack and car keys. He went outside and locked the front door. Then he went into his dad's car and drove off. As he was driving, his stomach started hurting like a bitch again.
"Awwww, fuckkkk," he grunted, making his sour face. His stomach was making lots of noises. He quickly thought to himself that the faster he gets to school, the longer he'll be able to take a dump in the restroom. He decided to take a shortcut to his school.
He made a right turn and quickly pressed onto the break, for if he didn't, then he probably would've crashed into the car in front of him.
"Shiiiiittt!" he shouted, as his head quickly moved forward and then backward, as the car stopped. He looked around and said, "What the fuck is going on?" He realized that the street he turned on was busy. His stomach was sending messages to him saying that he really needed to take a fatass dump. He felt his shit starting to come out, and quickly squeezed his butt cheeks together real tight. "Oh man!" he said, using his right hand to hug his tummy. It hurt him so much!
The road ahead moved slowly as Keiji's stomach continued crying. Suddenly, he farted like, "THARNNN," and after that fart, he felt something kinda wet and warm from his underwear. He thought that he might have accidently diarrhea a little bit.
"Oops," he said, laughing. Good thing he carried an extra underwear in his backpack. He began laughing and laughing, and before he knew it, "BREHHH," went the sound of his ass. He felt another warm liquid from his butthole. He kept laughing and laughing again, but held his butt cheeks together super tight. He held his breath and for God's sake, his tummy cried out loud. For a split second there, he could've sworn he heard his tummy chanting, "Free the shit! Free the shit! Free the shit!" and it scared him. It was now 7:23 am, and he was close to exiting the busy street.
So much for this shortcut! He thought to himself. Now I'm really going to be late!
His first period class didn't start until 7:30 am, but he was going to be late either way, because usually after that street that he had just turned to, it would take another five minutes to get on campus and park. It would take another three minutes to walk to his class too.
Finally, it was his turn to exit the street, and when he did so, he drove 50 miles per hour, but didn't get caught by the police. He reached the school and parked within three minutes, because of how fast he drove. He quickly got out of the car and began running. He had only two minutes to get to class before being late.
His stomach growled and growled, as he began running faster to class. Just then, another warm liquid slipped out of his ass, as he quickly stopped running and began squeezing his ass together. He walked slowly, while shit was trying to invade his underwear. The warning bell rang, as he began jogging to class.
"Purr, Purr, Purr," went the sound of his ass, but good thing no one heard, because they were all too busy running to class. Right when he opened the door to his class, the bell rang. He breathed hardly, as he walked slowly to his seat and threw his backpack down. When he sat down, he sneezed out of nowhere.
"Ahhh…Chooo!" he stormed, as his butt cheeks lost its guard and another piece of diarrhea swooshed out and invaded his underwear. Man, was he a sad human being right now. As he bent down to reach his backpack, he farted silently for five seconds. He felt the gas slowly leaving his ass, and it felt so good. In five seconds, the person sitting next to him, which was Magoichi, turned to him with a disgusted face.
"P. U." he said, covering his nose, as he laughed. "What was that?"
Keiji laughed and laughed. Now everyone around him turned to him and did the same thing that Magoichi did, and as always, Keiji continued laughing.
In the middle of taking notes, his stomach kept crying like a lost baby. He continued shutting his ass together real tight. Before he knew it, it was time for the next class. He walked to his Geometry class and sat down. He copied everything that the teacher wrote down for about fifteen minutes, and boy did the horrible gas in his stomach hurt him. He couldn't wait any longer because the shit was coming out any second now. He made his sour face and quickly raised his hand.
"Yes, Keiji?" said the teacher.
"I really need to take a dump!" Keiji exclaimed, hugging his stomach.
"Wait until after this problem," replied the teacher.
"But I can't! I've been holding onto it ever since morning time!" Keiji responded. "And some pieces of shit already came out a while ago! I really, really need to use the restroom!"
"Hold on. This problems only going to take five minutes," said the teacher.
Keiji sighed. "Just hurry up before another shit invades my underwear!"
The teacher continued teaching, but Keiji couldn't even write right now. He felt very weak because of the pain held in his stomach. He felt shit starting to come out again. He squeezed his butt real tight, but somehow, shit managed to get through.
"Oh my god!" Keiji exclaimed. "It's coming out! It's coming out!"
The teacher and his classmates looked at him and began laughing. The teacher shook his head and gave Keiji the pass to the bathroom. He quickly grabbed it and stormed off to the nearest bathroom with his backpack on, and ran all the way to the bathroom on Academy 14. He ran super-fast, and along the way, shit was squirting out little by little. When he reached the bathroom, there was a line of boys waiting to use the bathroom.
"Ohh Fuck!" Keiji shouted, leaving the bathroom. He ran all the way to the bathroom on Academy 18, but he didn't even get to take a step inside, because the line was extended outside. "Jesus!" he shouted, turning back. Another shit squirt from his ass, as he began running to a different bathroom. His stomach kept crying and making sounds.
He ran to the bathroom next to the library, and good thing there wasn't a line. He went to the first stall and pushed it, but it didn't open. He heard someone fart like, "Puhhh," and made a sour face at that person. He went to the next stall and it was also closed. He tried opening the third and fourth stall, but it was also closed. Finally, he went to the last stall and it opened!
"Heavens!" he shouted. "I thought I'd never get to use you!" He looked down at the toilet and realized that it was clogged. There was toilet paper that had dried out for as long as who knows and there wasn't even any water in that toilet. "Dammmnnn!" he shouted, as he got out of that stall. He looked at the other four stalls and said, "Are any of you guys almost finished taking care of your business?"
"Naaah," he heard one of them say.
"Not even," said the other.
"Nope," said another one.
"Sorry, but I'm not even halfway finished yet," said the last guy.
"Fuckkk," Keiji stormed. He was getting very pissed off now. He got out of the bathroom and ran to the bathroom next to the gym. Finally there was no one in there! He quickly got into the first stall but it was out of toilet paper. He checked the other four stalls and it was also out of toilet paper! "Man! Why are you punishing me, God? What did I ever do?"
He ran out and was farting all the way to the bathroom on Academy 10. He opened the first stall and it had toilet paper! Finally, peace at last! He locked the stall and took off his bottoms. When he sat down, hella shit came out. It was very warm and bubbly. He farted many times and it made the sounds, "Thuuuuuu, Brehhh, Ssssss, Puhhh, Burr, and Blehhh". It felt so great!
It took him twenty minutes to take care of that business. When he was finished, he switched his underwear. It had green diarrhea stain on the back, and a little bit also got on his boxer too. He wrapped his underwear in toilet paper and threw it away. Finally he took out his cell phone and texted Kanetsugu. He wrote: "I just took a fatass dump. Lmfao" and sent it. He laughed to himself as he walked back to class.
Everything finally went well for him until his English class. His stomach began crying again and he felt the gas swimming in his tummy.
Not again, he thought.
He held onto it until it was lunch time. The pain quickly went away, so he and his friends met up in the quad. He was sure quiet that day.
"Are you okay, Keiji?" asked Yukimura. Keiji nodded his head. "Are you sure?"
"You've been awfully quiet today," said Kiyomasa.
"Naw. It's just that for this whole day, I've been needing to shit real badly," Keiji told them.
"Then why don't you just go to the bathroom and do so?" said Sakon, laughing.
"I've already done so. Like two times already and it's coming back again," Keiji replied. "It's not a fun feeling."
"Damn. It must be one of those stomach diarrhea pains. Am I right?" Sakon asked, as Keiji nodded his head. "What did you eat anyways?"
"I ate some spicyass papaya before coming to school," Keiji replied, smiling.
"Eating spicy papaya before coming to school?" said Kanetsugu, shaking his head. "Tsk. Tsk. Tsk."
"Why on Earth would you eat some spicyass papaya before coming to school?" said Sakon, laughing his butt off.
"I couldn't help it! It was too good!" Keiji exclaimed, laughing too. Then his stomach began hurting so much all over again. "Dang. I better go to the bathroom before I end up shitting in my underwear again!"
"You shit in your underwear?" exclaimed all his friends. He smiled and nodded his head, as he ran all the way to the bathroom on Academy 2, since it was the closest bathroom. After his diarrhea came out, his stomach felt much better again.
When he got home, he did his homework and showered. Then he played Smackdown vs Raw. He played as John Cena and went against The Undertaker. He won the match and before he went to sleep, he took a big dump. It relieved his stomach so much and boy, did he go to bed peacefully. In the middle of the night, he farted like seven times total, and ended up going to the bathroom three times. He had learned a big lesson that day: NEVER EAT SPICY FOOD BEFORE GOING TO SCHOOL.