(A/N): So, I'm totally avoiding my studying… But in my defense, everything so far is review! And I feel bad when I leave all of you guys in the dark! I don't think that you guys mind anyways. So, thank you to Milkamoo97, Mauditie and jenizzleoffdachain (Good to know that I made you laugh!) for your reviews! I still don't own Big Time Rush. I also did not write the episode Big Time Terror which is back for part of this chapter. Let's see… Am I missing anything else… I guess I could mention that I don't own the Greek Gods myths since they are somewhat mentioned at the beginning. Without further ado, enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 34: Accident Magnet

Katrina was wearing the outfit she had for the photo shoot with James. She was sitting on a throne on a cloud and there were Greek columns all around. Next to her was another throne, but it was empty. She was waiting for something. Actually, it was someone. Not much longer afterward, that someone popped up. He smiled at Katrina before taking his place on his throne beside her. She turned to look at him accusingly.

"I know you were with another woman," Katrina told him. "Carlos couldn't distract me from that."

"Oh, come on," he told her, "I'm a God. I'm the freaking God of the Gods!"

"Yes, but I'm your wife which makes me the freaking Goddess of the Gods!"

"Gods cheat all the time, my darling. Take a look at Camille for instance."

"She's the Goddess of infidelity! That's not a good example!"

"Oh, like YOU haven't thought of it."

"I'm the Goddess of marriage and family. You will never see me cheat."

"Oh, really? What about Logan?"

Katrina turned to look at James, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Don't you remember the mortal Logan?"

"I do not."

"I believe it had something to do with an apple and he had to give it to the most beautiful and fairest woman in the land. And he had to choose between you, Jo and Camille. Now, remind me, who exactly won?"

Katrina hesitated, but then spoke up, "Camille, but that has nothing to do with this!"

"Oh, it has EVERYTHING to do with this. Because the minute you get rejected, you unleash your fury. That's what started this whole Trojan War!"

"If he had picked me then there wouldn't be a war." She turned away, an intense look on her face.

"You know what? I love it when you unleash your fury. It's hot."

Katrina looked over at him, giggling, "Oh really? Maybe I should send down some rain to mess up their voyage across the seas."

"Mmm, sexy," James got up and pulled Katrina up to him. "Give me more than that."

"I'll send down some earthquakes, destroying every woman that could ever have the chance of being enchanting to you. I can only be the one to enchant you."

"Ooh, jealousy. Wonderful. Maybe I should add some thunder and lightning to your storm."

"I'd love that." Katrina pulled his head down to capture James's lips. Thunder crashed in the background as their lips touched.


Katrina woke up in her cot bed and felt something around her head. She reached up to find noise cancelling headphones on her ears. Then she remembered what happened the night before. After Mrs. Knight caught her heading down to the lobby with the guys, she pulled out another set of headphones that she had just bought for Katrina, telling her that it would be better for her arm to sleep in an actual bed rather than on a couch. The boys had complained because they hadn't gotten them, but after a look from Mrs. Knight, they went to sleep in the lobby. While Gustavo was snoring on his bed that he had brought into the apartment from his mansion, Katrina was able to sleep soundly in the cot due to the headphones getting rid of Gustavo's snoring.

Taking the headphones off, Katrina noticed that Gustavo's snoring had stopped. She looked over to find that Katie was already up. Glancing over at the digital alarm clock, she found out that it was around nine in the morning. Katrina groaned as she got out of bed and got dressed.

Leaving the room, Katrina walked into the main room to find James and Katie at the dining table, eating oatmeal. Kendall was in the kitchen with his mom and Gustavo was surprisingly missing. Katrina sat down at the table and James and Katie looked at her.

"Where's Logan and Carlos?" Katrina asked them.

"They left to go ghost hunting already," Katie told her. "Did something happen last night?"

"We watched Marley & Me," Katrina replied. "And ate pizza. That's about it."

"I tend to avoid real life dog movies," James commented, "Always has some type of sad ending. Anyways, since you aren't joining Carlos and Logan with their ghost hunting, why don't you hang out with me and Kendall today?"

Katrina shrugged, pulling a bowl of oatmeal towards her, "Why not. I've got nothing better to do other than check in at work, which I can do later."

Before James could say anything else, Gustavo came in out of nowhere and sat down next to James, telling them, "Oh, and remember when I bumped into Kendall and I spilled my oatmeal?" He started laughing while James looked annoyed, Katie looked amused and Katrina had her eyebrows raised in confusion.

"Yeah," Kendall mentioned from the kitchen and Katrina looked over to find oatmeal on his shirt. She had to bite her lip to keep from laughing, regretting that she missed that scene. "Cause it happened like two minutes ago!"

"Good times, man," Gustavo told them, "Good times!" He patted James's back causing James to be pushed forward, face hitting his bowl of oatmeal. He brought his head back up slowly, bits of oatmeal falling from his face. Kendall and Mrs. Knight looked on with shock and Katrina had to cover her mouth to keep from laughing.

Katie didn't even try to hide her amusement as she sat back in her seat, saying, "This is better than pay-per-view."

"So," Gustavo turned to Katrina causing her face to fall, "Are you and James going to be on a team for the games later since you two are dating?"

"We're not dating!" Katrina insisted, now joining the annoyed group.

"Okay, whatever you say," Gustavo didn't seem to believe her. She sighed in aggravation as her head fell back.

"So tell me," James spoke up, surprisingly calm as he wiped away the oatmeal off his face. "Is your mansion unflooded now?"

"Funny you should ask," Gustavo replied. "I just got a call from the crew and they said it's going to take another day or five."

"WHAT?" Both James and Katrina stood up in anger.

"James! Katrina!" Kendall rushed over to them, "Did you two see that cool thing out in the hallway?" He grabbed both of them and pulled them out of the apartment, into the hallway.

"HE SNORES ALL NIGHT!" James began his complaints, "SCARES SUNBLOCK GIRL AWAY! AND OATMEAL FACE?" He pulls out a mirror and looks into it, "Which is actually good for my complexion." Kendall and Katrina rolled their eyes.

"Not to mention that he keeps insisting that James and I are dating!" Katrina adds.

"I actually don't mind that," James told her as he put his mirror away. She scowled at him, but he didn't notice as he continued his rant, "But I can't take-" He grabbed Kendall as though emphasizing his point, "-FIVE MORE DAYS!"

"Snap out of it!" Kendall replied. "It's time we take the bull by the horns and handle this like men." Katrina cleared her throat at this comment. Kendall looked over at her and she was glaring at him. "Um, no offense?"

"Women can handle it too," Katrina responded before turning to James, "And by the way, who's sunblock girl?" James looked away guiltily as though he had been caught cheating.

Before Katrina could say anything else, Kendall spoke up, "There's time for this tension later! Right now, we've got to get rid of Gustavo!"

"And how are we supposed to do that?" James asked him. Kendall just smiled at them.

"Oh no," Katrina noted, "That's his planning smile."


A few minutes later, Kendall, James and Katrina were in the pool area with Kelly. James and Kendall were groveling to Kelly, trying to get her to get Gustavo to leave. Katrina looked on with amusement.

"So much for handling it like men," Katrina mumbled.

Kelly looked at the three teens confused before she stopped the boys' begging, "What is Gustavo still doing here? He's supposed to be in his mansion, alone, writing a new song."

"Yeah, he flooded his mansion," James told her.

"I know that," Kelly replied, "And now, it's unflooded. I told him last night that he could go back." James, Kendall and Katrina looked at Kelly, confused.

"Wait," Kendall spoke up, "He just told us it wasn't ready."

Kelly looked horrified, "Please tell me he's not running around having fun and playing!"

Suddenly, Gustavo ran around the corner and pushed down Kelly, yelling out, "Tag and seek! Kelly's it!" He then ran off.

The three teenagers still standing looked confused.

"What is tag and seek?" James asked.

"I think it's a combination of tag and hide and seek," Katrina responded.

Kelly got back up before they could say anything else. She told them, "You guys need to understand that Gustavo didn't play games with kids growing up. His mom made him practice piano all day."

"Wow, even my parents gave me and my siblings breaks from our practicing for games," Katrina mentioned.

"Really?" Kendall replied. He, James and Katrina all looked sad. "See now I feel kinda bad." James and Katrina nodded their agreement.

"Well don't!" Kelly told them.

"Right," Kendall and James piped up.

"I still feel bad for him," Katrina noted.

"Do you want him to stay here for another five days?" Kendall asked her.

Katrina hesitated as she thought things through. Then she gave up, "Okay, I'm in."

"He needs to get back to the mansion and write songs for the album or there will be no album," Kelly reminded them.

"Got it," James had his game face on, "What do we do?"

"Here's the plan," Kelly leaned forward. "Number one, I'm gonna go back to the studio. Two, you guys get Gustavo back to the mansion and make sure he writes a song and solve everything." She gave them an innocent smile as she ran off.

"Right, wait, what?" It took a second for Kendall to process what she had just told them. James scratched his head, still trying to figure out the plan. Katrina slapped her forehead because she had seen that coming.

Suddenly, Gustavo came up from behind them, yelling out, "MARCO POLO!" And hitting James and Kendall with dodgeballs, knocking them over. He then ran into Katrina, knocking her down over top of the boys as he added, "RED ROVER, I'M COMING OVER!" After that, he ran off, finishing with, "NO HIT BACKS!"

Katrina rolled off of the boys so they could get up, Kendall asking them, "What game is he playing?"

They began to run after him before Katrina called out, "Hello? A little help here! Girl with a broken arm on the ground!"

"Sorry Katrina," The boys mentioned as they came over to help her to her feet. As soon as her right foot hit the ground though, she winced in pain and pulled it up.

"Oh this can't be good," James noticed.

"It's nothing," Katrina told him, trying to put weight on the foot again only to wince and pull it back up.

"We should take her to my mom," Kendall turned to James. "Hopefully she didn't break it."

"I'm fine! See!" Katrina put her foot to the ground as though pointing it out. She didn't move it away, but her eyes screamed that she was in pain.

"We're not falling for that," James insisted. "Let's see you walk." She glared at him pointedly before she tried walking, a huge limp on her right leg. After a couple steps, she started to fall forward, until James caught her. "You can lean on me until we get you upstairs."

"Okay," Katrina gave in as they headed into the lobby, Katrina holding onto James for support with Kendall on her other side in case she did fall.

In the lobby, they found Logan and Carlos set up with their video camera to catch the ghost. Logan looked at Katrina and James, a sad expression on his face, thinking that she was holding onto him for another reason.

"Hey," Kendall spoke to Carlos and Logan, "We need help getting Gustavo back to his mansion."

"Yeah," Carlos piped up, "Well, we need help getting rid of a ghost!"

Suddenly, Mr. Bitters showed up out of nowhere and called out, "There is no ghost! There is no ghost!"

"Yes there is!" The new girl from the day before showed up to contradict Mr. Bitters. "And this place is freaking me out!" At that, she walked off.

Kendall and James watched her go before they looked at each other, "New girl. Nice!" They fist bumped.

"I'm right here!" Katrina reminded them.

"Right," James and Kendall looked a little ashamed.

"We should probably get you to my mom now," Kendall added.

"Why? What happened?" Logan seemed concerned now.

"Gustavo pushed Katrina down and now her foot hurts when she steps on it," James explained.

"Well, let me come and help," Logan insisted.

"It's fine Logan," Katrina told him, "You help Carlos. I don't need to pull you two away from your valuable time ghost hunting." She looked up at James, "Let's go. I think my foot's starting to swell." All of them looked down at her foot to find that it was, indeed, swelling in her flip-flops. James and Kendall picked her up to get the pressure off her foot and rushed her over to the elevators.

Once they got up to the apartment, they found Mrs. Knight reading the newspaper at the table, Katie sitting at the counter with the laptop and Gustavo nowhere to be found. Mrs. Knight looked up as soon as the door shut after the teens. She got one look at Katrina being held between the two boys and sheepish smiles on all three of their faces, Katrina's masking obvious pain.

"Oh no." Mrs. Knight mumbled.

This caused Katie to look up from the laptop, "WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO MY MODEL?"

"Oh, thanks," Katrina spoke sarcastically.

"Why do you guys keep on disabling her?" Katie continued to complain, ignoring Katrina's words. She closed the laptop. "I'm going to my room." She left, taking the laptop with her.

Mrs. Knight was up quickly, standing by their sides, "What happened?"

"Well," Kendall began, "Gustavo was playing a game that we didn't know and then he knocked me and James down with dodgeballs and then bumped Katrina down on top of us. When we helped her to her feet, the minute her foot hit the ground, she winced in pain."

Looking at Katrina's foot, Mrs. Knight noticed, "Oh, it's really starting to swell. We better get you to the hospital." She ran from the room and came back quickly with her purse. Motioning towards the door, she told the boys, "Let's go." Kendall passed Katrina over to James so he could open the door. On the other side was Gustavo.

"Ooh!" Gustavo looked at the four of them, ready to leave, "Are we going out to dinner again?"

"No, we're taking Katrina to the hospital," James responded.

"Ooh! I've never been to a hospital!" Gustavo actually looked excited. "Can I come?" He repeated that question over and over as he jumped up and down, somehow making the whole building shake.

"OKAY!" Katrina gave in. "Can we go before my foot's the size of a hot air balloon?" Kendall, James and Mrs. Knight sighed as they left the apartment.

Walking down the hall, Gustavo burst into song, "We're going to the hospital! To FIIIIIIIIIX Katrina's foooooot!" As he went on, singing random things, Mrs. Knight ignored him, Kendall looked confused, James looked like he would have punched Gustavo if he didn't have Katrina in his arms and Katrina hit her face with her hand as she started to cry in aggravation.

"This is going to be a loooooooooong ride," Kendall noted right before the doors closed.


"Please don't say it's broken. Please don't say it's broken. Please don't say it's broken," Katrina kept mumbling to herself as she sat on the doctor's bench. She had stopped crying, but was now shaking. Mrs. Knight was standing beside her, looking down at the teenage girl like she was her own child. Kendall and James had left the room, taking Gustavo with them to explore the hospital and give Katrina some peace and quiet.

"It'll be fine sweetheart," Mrs. Knight was taking on a motherly role, "Even if it is broken, you are welcome to stay as long as you need."

"I don't want to be a burden," Katrina admitted. "I feel so useless now. For the past two years, I've been able to take care of myself. I shut everything out and now, it's just blown open. It seems like bad things just keep happening to me. I'm just a trouble magnet. It's like I'm being haunted by my family or something."

"Your family would want you to be happy, live life as a normal teenager," Mrs. Knight told her.

"Oh, you don't know my family. Sure, we were close, but we were never supposed to be normal. You wouldn't know what my parents would want anyways."

This seemed to sting Mrs. Knight a bit. She looked a little hurt, but then spoke up, "I know more than you think."

Katrina looked at Mrs. Knight, confused, but before she could say anything, Dr. Hollywood came in.

"Why are you here?" he asked her, "It hasn't been six weeks yet. Then again, it hasn't even been A week!"

"You already came in here before asking the same questions!" Katrina reminded him. "You took an x-ray of my foot!"

Dr. Hollywood snapped his fingers, "Right. Well, I've got good news and bad news." He put the x-ray picture onto the viewer and showed it to the two women in the room. "The good news is that your foot isn't broken."

"Oh, thank God!" Katrina relaxed.

"Wait, what's the bad news?" Mrs. Knight seemed concentrated on that.

"Well, it seems like a sprained ankle," Dr. Hollywood told her, "And a very bad one at that. All of the ligaments of your ankle have been damaged in some way, though none of them have broken completely. I would suggest a leg brace and to try and stay off your foot as much as possible, but still get a little exercise on it. The leg brace should help with the pain."

"Okay, so where can I find this leg brace?" Katrina asked.

Dr. Hollywood shrugged, "I don't know." He suddenly pulled out a syringe from out of nowhere, "But I can give you a shot for the pain. It will hurt a lot first though."

Katrina grabbed hold of Mrs. Knight and screamed, "NO SHOT!"

Looking disappointed, Dr. Hollywood put the shot away and gave Katrina her medical bill instead. Katrina looked it over, sighed and then handed Dr. Hollywood her emergency credit card. Dr. Hollywood left as Kendall, James and Gustavo came back in.

"What's with the screaming?" Kendall looked confused.

"I really don't want a shot," Katrina explained.

"I would be the same way," Gustavo commented, "Does your foot still hurt?"

Katrina looked at him like she didn't believe he just asked that, "Yes!"

"Ah," Gustavo responded. "What about your heart?"

"What are you talking about?" Katrina looked confused now. "My heart doesn't hurt."

"Of course it does!" Gustavo insisted, "This is the hospital where the Wolff Family Tragedy happened!"

"Wait, WHAT?" Kendall and James turned to stare at Gustavo in surprise. Katrina didn't look at any of them.

"Oh yeah," Gustavo went on, "I remember the news reports two years ago, saying that Katrina was in intensive care, Evan Wolff was missing and surprisingly nothing else on the rest of her family. And then Katrina was released and that's all that was said. Nothing was mentioned on HOW she got in there. It's really too bad."

James and Kendall had tuned out Gustavo as they stared at Katrina, their minds going over what they just found out. Katrina still wouldn't look at them.

Before any of them could say anything, Dr. Hollywood came in, carrying a leg brace, "Good news! I found a leg brace!" He handed Katrina her card before he started to put the leg brace on her.

"Um, we're just going to find the bathroom," Kendall announced as he pulled James toward the door.

"I thought that only girls went to the bathroom together?" Gustavo piped up. Katrina was watching them, looking confused.

"Guys do it too!" Kendall insisted, "Now, come on James, let's go." He pulled James from the room, closing the door after him.

In the waiting room, James looked at Kendall curiously, "What's going on?"

"Text Carlos," Kendall ignored James's question, "Tell him that we've found the hospital Katrina was at."

"I still don't see what's going on," James pulled out his phone and did what Kendall had told him.

As soon as James put his phone away, Kendall answered his question, "We're going to do some exploring." He walked away, leaving James looking confused for a second. James then ran to catch up with Kendall.

(A/N): Hmm. What could Kendall be up to? Katrina is getting hurt A LOT! Both physically and mentally. I wonder if there's a reason why… Also, Mrs. Knight seems to know more than she lets on. Is there something there that she should really let the teens know? And Gustavo thinks that James and Katrina are dating. Does that mean the paparazzi does too? What about Lorina? After Katrina got hurt… again… is Logan going to come up with something to cheer her up again? Or will James come up to the challenge? And what will Carlos do once he gets the text from James? I might actually update again tomorrow just cause I'm on fire with inspiration for this and I haven't sprained my fingers yet… And cause tomorrow's a holiday, so no class! Plus I'm going to work on it as soon as I post this cause I really don't want to leave you hanging for too long AND because I just finished a Red Bull so I think I've gone a little crazy… Not a good move on my part… Anyways, review! And until next time, happy reading!