"Those FOBS weren't even that good," Masamune said, as he switched back into his regular clothes.
"I know, right?" Musashi said, smiling. "We hella kicked their butts!"
"And we will do so again tomorrow!" Keiji shouted, laughing. Then the bell rang as they all left the locker room to their fifth period class. When it was finally time to go home, Keiji couldn't wait for the big battle tomorrow. He found an empty jar in his garage as an evil smile formed on his face…
The next day, the FOBS couldn't find the Imperial Seal because Keiji had hid it in his armor pants. He purposely let the FOBS take over the three bases just so he could mess with them. He kept on laughing and laughing, because he secretly took the jar with him to battle. Cao Pi ran to him as he quickly opened the jar and waved it all around.
The scent of rotten eggs filled the air as Cao Pi almost vomited. He quickly ran away as Keiji laughed so much. Then Gan Ning tried to get him. He opened the jar again and waved it all around. Gan Ning stopped running to him and had a disgusted look on his face.
"Ew, what the hell is that smell?" Gan Ning shouted, covering his nose.
"It's my saved fart ever since last night," Keiji replied laughing. "It's called Tactic: Fart Gas."
"Ugh! You keep your farts in a jar?" Gan Ning said, almost throwing up. Keiji smiled creepily and nodded yes. "You're hella sick, foo!"
"That's what they tell me!" Keiji shouted, smiling.
Then Zhao Yun came, doing a lot of martial arts movement, as Keiji kept the jar wide open. Zhao Yun swung his weapon over his head one time and posed for battle. Suddenly, the smell of rotten eggs came to him as he felt sick. As usual, Keiji cracked up a lot. It happened to many other FOBS too, and before they knew it, the time ran out, which meant that Keiji's team had won again. At lunch time, he decided to tell his friends about what he did at the battle.
"So you actually literally farted in that jar?" Sakon asked Keiji, laughing his butt off.
Keiji nodded. "You wanna smell it?"
"Ew, hell no!" Sakon replied, laughing. The rest of his friends laughed too, except for Mitsunari and Kanetsugu.
"You're hella nasty," Mitsunari told Keiji.
"I know, right?" Keiji shouted, laughing.
"Hey, are you guys going to the fair tomorrow?" Kiyomasa asked them.
"Of course," Keiji replied. "Wouldn't wanna miss it."
"Yeah," said Yukimura. "I'm going to go on the rides. Are you guys going on the rides too?"
"Maybe," Sakon said.
"Right," Mitsunari said, rolling his eyes. "Like the swing. I can just totally picture you guys riding on it."
"Hey, don't forget the merry-go-round and the super slide!" Keiji shouted, as he and Sakon did their handshake, while cracking up. Mitsunari rolled his eyes again.
"How much more immature can you guys seriously get?" Mitsunari said.
"VERY!" Keiji exclaimed, laughing.
The next day, Keiji asked his mom for money so he could go to the fair. Then he drove his dad's car and picked up his buddies. Now they were on their way to the fair.
"I'm going to buy thirty tickets," Yukimura told them.
"Why the hell would you want to buy thirty tickets when you could just buy a bracelet for thirty dollars and get unlimited rides? Gosh, you're so stupid and pathetic sometimes!" Mitsunari shouted.
Yukimura blinked three times and had lots of tears in his eyes.
"Damn Nari! Why must you always be so harsh on Sanada?" Sakon asked Mitsunari.
"Cuz he's so annoying!" Mitsunari shouted.
"Awww," said Keiji. "Don't listen to Nari, Yuki-yuki. He just loves and cares about you a lot. Right Nari?"
"Fuck no!" Mitsunari shouted. "And stop calling me Nari!"
"Okay then, Nari," Keiji said, laughing.
"You know what? If you weren't driving, I would kick your ass right now!" Mitsunari replied.
"Uh, language!" Kanetsugu stormed.
"I don't care!" Mitsunari said, as everyone laughed.
"It's ok. I forgive you, Mitsunari," Yukimura said, smiling.
"I never said I was sorry!" Mitsunari yelled.
"You just said 'I was sorry' right now," Yukimura replied.
"No I freaken didn't! I said that 'I never said I was sorry!'" Mitsunari thundered.
"But you...Just said it again," Yukimura said, as Mitsunari turned angrily to him. He sour smiled and turned away.
"That's what I fucking thought," Mitsunari told him.
"Language!" Kanetsugu said again.
"Shut up," Mitsunari said, as everyone laughed.
Finally, they were at the fair. They just had to find a parking spot and park. Parking was $10.00 and Keiji quickly paid and parked the car. He couldn't wait to go on the rides. When they reached the entrance, the line was so long!
"Oh man," Keiji said, looking at the long line. Suddenly he spotted Kaihime up close to the line and smiled. He tapped his friends and used his head to point to her. They all smiled too. Then Keiji walked over to Kaihime and gave her a hug. The rest of his friends did so too, and before everyone else knew it, they had cut them. After they paid the entrance and got inside the fair, Kaihime smacked Keiji on the arm.
"Ow, what was that for?" Keiji said laughing.
"You only came to me so you could cut, huh?" Kaihime said, laughing too. Keiji nodded his head.
"And because I missed you truly and dearly," Keiji said, still laughing. Then they separated.
"Let's go buy some tickets!" Yukimura exclaimed.
"Didn't I just tell you that buying a bracelet was better than buying thirty tickets?" Mitsunari said, mugging Yukimura.
"Oh, right. Bracelets," Yukimura said, smiling. "Let's go buy some!"
"Okay," Sakon agreed. They walked over the ticket and bracelet booth. Most rides require five tickets, but if you buy a bracelet, it was only thirty dollars. When they all got their bracelets, they were deciding on which rides they should go on.
There were all sorts of different rides, like roller coasters and rides that went upside-down. Keiji saw a red and yellow ride that was called "Thunder". It looked super scary because it turned sideways and backwards really fast. It goes around in a circle, almost about seventy five miles per hour.
"Hey, let's go on that one!" Keiji said, pointing to the Thunder. They all agreed so they got in line. They watched some people riding on it and it looked so scary! The song "Till the World Ends" by Britney Spears was playing.
"Oh gosh, it seems so scary!" Yukimura said, watching the ride move so fast. The people on the ride were screaming like they were going to die or something.
"No it doesn't," Mitsunari said.
"Stop showing off," Masanori said to Mitsunari.
"I'm not!" Mitsunari said.
"He's probably going to be the most scared," Sakon said to Masanori. They all laughed as Mitsunari flicked them off. Pretty soon, it was their turn to go on.
"Oh yeah, baby!" Keiji exclaimed. There were three seats in a row only. "Come on, Sanada and Sakon! Both ya'll are goin' to ride with me!" They both followed him and sat with him. Yukimura sat in the middle of them both. Then the song "Made to Move Mountains" by Choclair began playing. "Hell yeah!" Keiji shouted.
Since Mitsunari was showing off earlier, Kanetsugu, Masanori, and Kiyomasa rode together and left Mitsunari alone. He had to ride with two scrawny girls. When everyone pulled the thing to keep them from falling off, the ride began.
"Whoooo!" Keiji shouted, laughing. Then the ride began moving faster and faster! They twirled and moved all around and went backwards. The chorus, "I was made to move mountains. I was born to move mountains. I was made to move mountains. I was born to move mountains," was playing when the fastness began. It was so scary and fun!
Yukimura screamed hekka loud, but somehow, Keiji overheard Mitsunari screaming and he began laughing like crazy! Air was going into his mouth and it was making him blabber on his lips, and because of that, he laughed even more. Each time the ride went backwards, Yukimura screamed louder and louder. It hekka seemed like they were going to fall! The ride went on for about two minutes and when it finished, they just laughed like crazy.
"Man, that was fun!" Keiji shouted. "Let's go on it again later!"
"Yeah!" Sakon shouted, smiling. Then Keiji remembered that Mitsunari was screaming hekka loud too, and he began laughing so much again.
"Let's play some games," Kiyomasa said, as they began walking to a game booth. They went to the basketball one.
"Three shots for five dollars," said the guy in charge of the booth.
Keiji they all paid five dollars and got three basketballs each. Keiji concentrated really hard on the hoop and made it in on his first shot. Then he made it on his second shot too. On his third shot, he concentrated extremely hard and shot the basketball. It went in!
"Yeah!" Keiji shouted. He won a big teddy bear that was white.
Kiyomasa, Kanetsugu, and Sakon also made it in three out of three times and also got big teddy bears. Yukimura and Masanori made it two out of three times and got medium sized teddy bears. Mitsunari only made it in one time, so he got a little fish toy only. Yukimura was laughing at Mitsunari because he felt sorry for him. Mitsunari told him to shut up so he did.
"Let's rent a locker," Sakon suggested. They agreed so they rented a locker and put all their stuffs in it.
"Let's go look at the souvenirs!" Yukimura said, smiling. They walked over to a booth that had souvenirs. There were necklaces, bracelets, glowing lights, and toys.