Keiji saw a necklace that he thought his mom would like. It was purple and it had a heart on it. You could open up the heart and put a little picture in it. He also saw glowing lights that his friends were looking at. Since Keiji's favorite color was red, he bought a red one. He looked around some more and saw Dragon Ball Z toys. He decided to buy a Goku toy, because his hair was similar to Goku's.
"Man, me and Goku are like twins!" Keiji shouted, laughing. His friends laughed too, but Mitsunari scoffed at him.
"You're too humongous to be his twin," Mitsunari said, rolling his eyes.
"Aww, get down with it," Sakon told him, smiling.
"Fuck you," Mitsunari replied. They all laughed.
After that, they walked to a booth where people customize shirts for you. They could spray paint it, or put pictures on the shirt for you. Keiji asked them to spray paint his name red on a black shirt in cool letters. It was hella sick, so he paid more than he needed to, and he told them to keep the change. His friends also got spray painted shirts with their names on it too.
They walked back to the locker that they rented and put their things in it.
"Oh, how I crave fried chickens," Keiji said to them, laughing.
"I know, me too!" shouted Kiyomasa. "I haven't eaten those in a long time!"
"Speaking of chickens, my uncle they were chicken fighting last time without chickens!" Yukimura said, as his eyes sparkled.
"What the hell is chicken fighting without chickens?" Mitsunari stormed.
"It's when your legs are off the ground and you keep kicking each other until the other person's feet falls back down on the floor," Yukimura said, smiling.
"How stupid," Mitsunari said, rolling his eyes.
"You're stupid," Yukimura said, dogging him.
"Shut up, you crybaby," Mitsunari replied.
"So? At least you are a chicken!" Yukimura said, laughing. "Bok-Bok!"
Keiji and his friends started laughing.
"Ohhh!" Keiji shouted. "He just called you a chicken, Nari!"
"I ain't no chicken," Mitsunari stormed.
"Yeah you are! Bok-Bok!" Masanori said, laughing.
"Bok-Bok," Sakon also said, laughing.
"Man, all of you guys need to shut up! Cuz I ain't no chicken! And I'll prove it!" Mitsunari replied.
"What are you going to do then?" Sakon asked.
Keiji looked around and saw a pretty girl with long, black hair.
"Oh! I know!" Keiji stormed. "Go ask that girl over there to go on a roller coaster ride with you!" he said, pointing to that girl.
Mitsunari looked at her. "Fine. I'll do it," he said, and started walking to her.
Keiji and his friends looked at each other and laughed. They watched Mitsunari say a couple things to her, as he and the girl got in line for a roller coaster called, "Infinity". They continued laughing, and when it was time for Mitsunari and that girl to go on the ride, they took out their cell phones and put it on video mode. They laughed so much.
The ride began, and the song, "Black and Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa began playing. The ride went straight for five seconds, and then turned right sharply. It started going faster, and it made many turns. Then the ride started going up slowly. Mitsunari looked down, and he had a scared look on his face.
"Hahahah!" laughed Keiji and his friends. "Look at Mitsunari! How adorable!" Keiji shouted.
When the ride went all the way up, the roller coaster swooshed down super fast! Everyone on that ride screamed and screamed, including Mitsunari. The girl that went on the ride with him screamed hekka loud, and held onto Mitsunari closely. As the ride was still going down really fast, the girl's hair flew off her head, and she was bald!
Keiji and his friends laughed so much, as the girl's wig flew softly to the ground. A lot of people were laughing their butts off.
Mitsunari looked at the girl, and screamed so much. He was pushing her away, as she tried to hug him even more. It was the worst nightmare ever!
"Ahhhh! Let go! Let go!" they heard Mitsunari shouting. The ride went back up and flipped backwards three times. "AHHHHHH!" screamed Mitsunari, again. The girl kept holding onto him, as he tried to push her away.
Keiji continued to laugh. "Oh man! This is so going on Facebook!" he shouted.
The ride went a couple more loops and finally stopped. Mitsunari quickly undid the seatbelt and got off the ride. He powerwalked to them, as they laughed.
"Dude! She's freaking bald!" he shouted, turning back to her. She smiled and waved bye to him. He made the face like he was going to vomit.
"Hahahahaha!" Keiji laughed. "And I caught it all on my phone!"
"I feel sick!" Mitsunari stormed. They continued to laugh for five minutes, until Keiji wanted to ride on the merry-go-round.
"Here, record me," Keiji said to Kanetsugu. Keiji, Sakon, and Yukimura got in line and started laughing.
"You guys are so ridiculous," Mitsunari told them, shaking his head, and smiling.
"I know, right?" Keiji said, laughing. He was excited and couldn't wait until it was their turn. Many little kids on that ride were smiling happily, as the fake horses were moving up and down, and going forward. Keiji kept laughing in his mind.
"I want to ride on the donkey one," said Yukimura, laughing.
"I call the goose!" Sakon shouted, laughing too.
Keiji laughed so much, and was so thankful to have some friends who liked to be immature like him sometimes. "And I call the grey horse!" Again, they all laughed so much. Then it was finally their turn.
They all had huge smiles on their faces, and walked over to the animal that they wanted. It was three in a row, and they rode next to each other, only except Keiji was in the middle.
"This horse is tight!" Keiji shouted, laughing. "I'm going to name you Matsukaze!"
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Sakon and Yukimura.
"Hey guys! Videotape us real good!" Keiji shouted to the rest of his friends who were waiting for them. They were laughing.
Then the ice cream song from ice cream trucks started playing. It was remixed with some hip hop beats, and the ride started! The animals started going up and down smoothly, as it went around in circles.
Keiji and all of his friends went nuts! They kept laughing and laughing, and they couldn't stop! It was so funny! After thirty good seconds of laughing, Keiji turned to Kanetsugu, and posed like a model. He opened his lips, trying to make model lips, as the horse went up and down. Then he started laughing all over again! He had never had so much fun in his whole life!
Finally, when the ride was over, Keiji, Sakon, and Yukimura happily got off the ride. They walked to their waiting friends, who were hekka laughing at them. They watched themselves going on that ride and they laughed even more!
After that, they walked over to a balloon game. You had to throw arrows at any balloons, and if you get three balloons, you get a prize. Keiji decided to play. He got three darts for five dollars. He threw the dart and hit two balloons!
"Alright!" Keiji shouted. "Two balloons in one shot!" Then he shot the next dart and hit one balloon. On his last shot, he made three balloons pop. "Yeah!" he shouted, happily. "Six balloons in three shots! What do I win?"
"You win a giant teddy bear," said the guy in charge. He gave Keiji a big Hello Kitty stuffed animal. When they guy gave it to Keiji, he saw Kaihime walking with Nene and Kunoichi. Since Kaihime loved Hello Kitty, he decided to give it to her. He started walking to them.
"Hey Kaihime," Keiji said, smiling, and tapping her shoulder. She turned around and smiled. "This is for you," he said, giving the Hello Kitty to her. Her smile grew, and she gave Keiji a big hug.
"Awww, thanks, Keiji!" she said. "I love it!"
"Yeah, I thought so," Keiji replied, hugging her back. He said hi to Nene and Kunoichi, as they returned it. "Anyways, I'm gonna go back to my boys," he said.
"Okay. Thanks again for the Hello Kitty," Kaihime said, smiling. She waved bye to him, as he did the same.
He walked back to his friends, and Kanetsugu asked them if they wanted to go on the haunted house ride.
"Sure," Keiji said, smiling. "I'll go with….Kiyomasa!"
"I wanna go with Sakon," Yukimura said.
"I'll go with Mitsunari," Kanetsugu said.
"Hey! I'm not going to have a partner!" Masanori said.
"Well, then good," Mitsunari told him. "You can ride alone."
"Fine then, anger boy," Masanori said, laughing.
They got in line and waiting until it was their turn. They could hear people screaming hella loud, and they even heard some little kids crying. The way how the haunted house was designed, it seemed so scary! It even had smoke coming out of it!
It was finally Keiji and Kiyomasa's turn. Keiji sat on the right and Kiyomasa sat on the left. It started going inside the house! The first thing they heard was a witch laughing. The room was pitch black and they couldn't see anything! Then a quick stroke of lightning came out, and Keiji saw fake dead bodies on the floor. The room became pitch black again, and it scared the shit out of him!
"Oh fuck!" Keiji said, scooting close to Kiyomasa, as Kiyomasa did the same. The ride stopped for a few seconds. Then they heard zombie moaning sounds. All of a sudden, there was a flash of light that kept turning on and off, on and off, on and off, as they saw the dead bodies slowly getting up! "Ahhhhh!" Keiji shouted. One of the dead body started walking towards him, as he screamed even louder.
When the dead body got real close to him, the ride started moving. Everything was pitch black again. The ride continued going straight, and out of nowhere, they heard the grudge's dry voice playing. The ride stopped, and Keiji and Kiyomasa looked at each other. A light came on for three seconds, and they were in the room in front of the stair in the grudge's house! Then the lights turned off again.
The grudge's voice was getting louder, and in five seconds, the lights turned back on. Keiji and Kiyomasa saw the grudge lady at the top of the stairs! They both screamed hella loud! The lights turned back off, and when it came back on, she was halfway down the stairs! Her voice was real loud now! Then the lights turned off, as Keiji and Kiyomasa screamed to death!
"Oh shit! Oh shit!" Keiji shouted. The lights turned back on and the grudge lady was at the bottom of the stairs! She was in a bag, and she was bleeding all over the place! For once, Keiji had never felt so scared before! Once again, the lights turned off.
"Keiji, I'm scared," Kiyomasa said, hugging Keiji.
"Me too," Keiji said. The room was dark for many seconds now. Suddenly, Keiji felt something touching his right shoulder. The light quickly came on, as Keiji saw the grudge in front of his face! "AHHHHHHH!" Keiji shouted, as Kiyomasa shouted too! The lights went off, and when it came back on, the grudge was next to Kiyomasa! They both screamed again.
The lights turned off, and when it came back on, the grudge was gone! Right before the lights turned off, they saw the little boy, Toshio, run down into the living room, just where they were going to be headed to.
"Hell naw," Kiyomasa said. The room was black again, and the ride started moving to the direction where Toshio ran to. Suddenly, Keiji felt something run past him, and as it did, he heard a little boy say, "Toshio," and ran off.
"Ahhhh!" Keiji shouted. Then they were brought into a different room. There was a whole bunch of TV's in front of them. Suddenly, the TV's started turning on, one after the other, and a whole bunch of little girls started coming out of them! They had long, black hair, and their skin were blue! They were walking to them with their hands out, like zombies. Keiji and Kiyomasa screamed again, and the ride started going a different direction. They both turned back to look at the little girls, and they saw them hopping after them! The both screamed again!
The next room was very dark and smoky. Keiji looked at the ground, and saw a grave that wrote "RIP".
"We're at a cemetery!" Kiyomasa whispered to Keiji. Chills ran up their spines!
The ride suddenly stopped, as they saw a girl in a white dress, with her back turned to them. She slowly turned her head to them, and her eyes were all white!
"Ahhhh!" Keiji and Kiyomasa shouted. She started to float to them, as they screamed even louder! Right before she reached them, the room went black again, and the ride started moving. In a bit, they heard dead moaning voices again. Finally, flashing light came on and off really fast, as the ride started to feel like a roller coaster! The song "115" by Elena Siegeman started playing. It was the song from Black Ops Zombie Kino Der Toten, after you find the three meteors.
Then they both realized that they were being chased by zombies! A whole bunch of them! They screamed to the top of their lungs! The zombies were as fast as human beings, and that's why Keiji and Kiyomasa screamed so loud. They were being chased for two whole minutes, and they entered a room that wrote escape on it. It was really dark, until they saw light again. They were finally finished with the ride!
They were so happy to get off the ride, because they had never felt so scared before in their whole lives!
"That ride was hella scary, dude!" Kiyomasa said to Keiji. Then they began laughing about it. "The part that scared me the most was the grudge lady!"
"I know, right?" Keiji replied. "The part that scared me was the grudge, and the little girls hopping after us! That scared the shit out of me!"
They were both talking about the ride, until their friends came out. They realized that Masanori had rode on it alone, and Keiji felt so bad for him.
"Were you scared?" Keiji asked Masanori.
"Only the whole time!" Masanori replied, laughing. "I am never going to ride on that ride ever again."
"Me neither," Keiji replied, as the rest agreed with him.
After the haunted house, Keiji and his friends rode on a roller coaster called, "Beast". It was hella scary, because it went upside down a lot, and it went hekka fast too. Then they rode on a spaceship ride. There were no belts or anything, because there was a magnet thingy that held on to everyone who rode it. The ride was the fastest ride that they had rode on, and it made them feel sick. When they came out, they felt like throwing up, because that ride only spun in a circle.
Keiji's friends wanted to play more games, but he felt like sitting down, so he wouldn't feel so sick. His friends went to a game booth nearby, while he sat down and touched his phone. He looked around at all the rides. Suddenly, something caught his eyes.
He looked at a gate nearby, and saw someone climbing in! He looked closely, and it was Hanzo! He began laughing, because Hanzo had just snuck in without anyone else realizing it! Hanzo turned to him and did the Peace sign to him. Then he walked off and vanished.
How he is so strange and cool, Keiji thought to himself. I wish I knew how to do that!
In a bit, he saw Hanzo hiding behind a trashcan and spying on someone. He looked to where Hanzo was looking at, and saw Nagamasa and Oichi together. He thought that Hanzo was probably jealous of them or something. As Nagamasa and Oichi walked away, Nagamasa's cell phone fell out of his pocket without him realizing it. Then Keiji saw Hanzo walk to the cell phone and pick it up. He saw Hanzo's evil smile.
What a badass, Keiji thought to himself again.
"Keiji? Earth to Keiji?" said Sakon, standing in front of Keiji. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," Keiji replied, not knowing how long Sakon had been calling his name.
"Do you want to eat yet?" Sakon asked.
"Sure," Keiji replied. He felt a little bit better. He and his friends walked over to the food court. He order some pizza and some fried chicken, along with soda. The food was so delicious, that he had to go for round two. He ate some more, and before he knew it, he felt all better now. When his friends finished eating, they got in line for the bumper car.
"I call the red ride," Keiji told his friends, and laughed. When it was their turn, he powerwalked to a red one. When all the cars were full, the song, "DJ Got Us Falling in Love" by Usher started playing, as everyone started driving and crashing into each other. Keiji smiled real big and rode after Yukimura. Yukimura was screaming, as Keiji crashed into him.
"All right!" Keiji shouted, laughing. Then he started driving after Mitsunari. Mitsunari saw him coming and began driving away.
"Get away from me!" Mitsunari shouted, as Keiji quickly turned the wheel and crashed into him. He laughed so much, and began driving after Sakon. He also turned his car and bumped into Sakon's. They laughed it out and before Keiji knew it, he rode after Kiyomasa and bumped into him. After that, a little boy bumped into Keiji, as Keiji laughed. Then he rode after Masanori and bumped into his car. He turned and saw Kanetsugu riding past him. He smiled and drifted after Kanetsugu. Kanetsugu saw him coming and made a U-turn. Keiji quickly drifted and crashed into Kanetsugu in slow motion. Then all the cars froze, as it was time for them to get out.
"That was fun!" Keiji shouted, laughing.
"I swear. You never stop laughing," Mitsunari told him.
"I know, right?" Keiji said, still laughing.
After that, they went to watch four little pigs race. The pigs were so cute and little! One of the pigs was dressed in red. Another one was dressed in green. The other one was dressed in blue, and the last one was dressed in yellow. When they got released to race, the red one was in the lead. It ran all the way to the finish line, and it was so adorable!
"Aww, they're so cute," Keiji said, laughing and taking pictures of the pigs. The one in yellow came in second place, the blue one came in third place, and the green one came in last. When they pig race was over, they walked over to see the cows and horses. They were awfully humongous, and they smelled like poop.
"Ew, it stinks. Let's get out of here," Yukimura suggested. They agreed and left.
They went back to the rides and got in line for the Ferris Wheel. They all rode on it together since it was big, and could fit about eight peoples. When it went all the way up, they saw the whole fair, and it was so beautiful!
After that ride, the fair was closing, so everybody had to leave. They all went to the locker that they rented, and took out all of their things. Keiji had so much fun that day, and he dropped off all his friends home. When he got home, he quickly showered and went to bed. He dreamed about the fair; the part where the girl's wig came off and he laughed a lot. He woke up laughing, and smelled the scent of rotten eggs, realizing that he had farted silently. He laughed again, and fell back asleep.