On Monday, Keiji's mom dropped him off at school. He began walking into the school when he heard some commotions that caught his attention real good.

"Babe! If you would only listen to me!" he heard Nagamasa shouting, walking after Oichi. She was ignoring him, and was walking away from him. Keiji laughed on the inside, and he knew that Hanzo had something to do with it, since he took Nagamasa's cell phone at the fair. He thought it was very entertaining, so he continued watching.

"Don't call me babe!" Oichi shouted. "I'm not your babe anymore!"

"I'm telling you, it wasn't me!" Nagamasa replied. "I don't even know what's going on! I don't even have my phone anymore! I lost it at the fair!"

"Liar! You text me that you were only using me! So leave me alone!" Oichi said, pushing him away.

"But Babe!" Nagamasa said, grabbing her arm. "You should know that I'll always love you and will never do that to you!"

"Well, I don't love you anymore, so leave me alone!" she exclaimed, slapping Nagamasa on his left cheek. He let go of her and touched his cheek.

"OOOHHHHHH!" shouted some people nearby.

Damn, Keiji thought to himself. That must've hurt!

"Babe…You slapped me…," Nagamasa said, looking down. "I am not happy at all…"

"So? You think I'd care about someone who's cheating on me and only using me?" she exclaimed.

"I'm not-" Nagamasa said, as she interrupted him.

"Save it! I don't want to hear it anymore!" she said, holding her hands up.

"Fine! Fine!" Nagamasa replied angrily. "If you want to believe some fake shit that I didn't even do, then you don't deserve to be my girlfriend!"

"Shut up! You were never my boyfriend!" Oichi shot back.

"OOOOOHHHHH!" shouted the same people nearby.

"You know what? I don't even know you anymore," Nagamasa said, as he started walking off.

"You don't know me anymore? Sorry, but we've never even met," Oichi replied, walking the opposite direction.

"OOOOOHHHH!" shouted the same people again.

On the inside, Keiji laughed and laughed. He knew that Oichi had misunderstood Nagamasa big time. It was like one of those drama movies where couples are so happy at first, and then some fake shit comes and tears them apart. And after that, one of them will find out the truth, and they will take down the person causing the trouble. And then, it's happily ever after for the couple again.

From a bush nearby, he saw Hanzo laughing and pointing at Nagamasa. He laughed so loud, and was rolling back and forth on the ground, but because of his magical powers, or whatever he called it, only Keiji could see him doing it, since Keiji already knew about his powers. Keiji thought that it was so funny how he was laughing so much, and nobody else saw.

Keiji had such a big smile on his face, and couldn't take it anymore. He bursted out laughing, and people were looking at him like he was some kind of weirdo or something, but he didn't care, because after all, he loved being weird. Hanzo saw Keiji laughing at him, so he tried to out laugh him in a way where no one else would see him, but Keiji.

"HAHAHAH!" Hanzo laughed, looking directly at Keiji's eyes.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"Keiji laughed, looking right back at him.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hanzo laughed again.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Keiji laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hanzo laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Keiji laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hanzo laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Keiji laughed. He enjoyed this so much!

"HAHAHA-" Hanzo began, but was interrupted.

"Quit laughing so loud, you unbehaved kid!" stormed an old lady. Her name was Ms. Dorothy, and Keiji had her for his freshmen English class. From what Keiji knew, she hated him. "Shall you take a trip to time out?"

"Shore!" Keiji shouted, laughing. He thought that it was very funny. "Just kidding!" he quickly said, before "they" actually got a time out slip.

"Too late! Since you think it's very funny, I'll be more than happy to give you one!" Ms. Dorothy said, filling out a time out slip.

"Nooo!" Keiji shouted. Before he knew it, he got the time out slip. "Awww. Then what about that guy? Is he getting one?" he said, pointing to Hanzo, realizing that Hanzo was already gone. That cracked him up so much.

Since he still had twenty minutes till class started, he decided to serve his time out, which was about ten minutes only. He walked to the time out room and sat down by a window that was opened. He was sitting still for about two minutes when he saw Hanzo poking his head out at him.

Before he knew it, he ended up snickering.

"No laughing!" shouted the lady in charge. She was reading a book.

Keiji stopped laughing, and since he was curious to know why Hanzo did that to Nagamasa, he slowly took out a piece of paper and wrote on it. He wrote, 'Why did you do that to Nagamasa and Oichi?' and gave it to Hanzo. Hanzo snuck inside and criss-cross applesauced next to him. Keiji almost laughed, but forced himself not to.

Hanzo began writing on the paper and Keiji turned back to the lady in charge to make sure that she wasn't looking. The coast was cleared. Hanzo gave the paper back to Keiji. He wrote, 'You want to know? McDonald afterschool'.

McDonald afterschool? Keiji thought to himself. He began laughing out loud.

"I saaiiid, no laughing!" the lady shouted. She walked to him, and he quickly tried to hide the paper in his backpack, but she quickly snatched it away. Since she was going to read it, he continued laughing anyways. It took her five more times to tell him to stop laughing. All of a sudden, he wondered if the lady saw Hanzo. Keiji turned to look at him, but he was already gone.

How that kid can get away with anything, Keiji thought. Then he thought about what Hanzo said. Maybe Hanzo and Nagamasa got into a fight at McDonald afterschool one time. Or maybe it was afterschool one time, and Hanzo was hungry, so he went to McDonald and there was a long line, and Nagamasa cut him. Or what if Nagamasa stole Hanzo's hambuger from McDonald one time afterschool? This all made sense to him.

He also thought that it was healthy that Hanzo had did that, because when Nagamasa and Oichi actually get back together, they will grow stronger and hopefully they won't make the same mistake again. Finally, he got let out of the time out room.

When the bell rang, he went to his first period class. Today, the teacher paired everyone up to work on an assignment where you produce something and sell it to the class. They don't actually make the product, because it was all make believe only.

Keiji's partner was Magoichi. Instead of thinking about what they were going to produce, Magoichi decided to tell Keiji about this girl who lived next door to him for quite a while now.

"She is so cute," Magoichi said to Keiji. "I've always told myself that the girl next door to my house would be my lover. And voila! A cute girl moved in right before school started!"

"What's her name?" Keiji asked, laughing.

"Her name's Gracia Akechi, but she always plays hard to get," Magoichi replied. "But I like girls like that, because they are the type to not cheat on you. They like serious relationships."

"Really?" Keiji said, laughing.

"Yeah," Magoichi replied. "One time, she slapped me two times and punched me. At first, when I didn't know who was hitting me, it hurted. But when I found out that it was Gracia hurting me, it felt great."

"Hahahaha!" Keiji laughed. "Oh man, you gotta tell me how that happened!"

"Okay," said Magoichi. "It began like this…"

*FLASHBACK*

One week ago, Magoichi went to the library at lunch to check out a book to write a report on for his English class. He walked aisle to aisle, and found a book that caught his eyes. It was called, "Girl Language". It was about what girls really meant when they talked. For example, if a girl pushes a guy and tells him to go away, she's actually saying, "Hug me and don't let go!".

Magoichi was really into girl language, because he loved females. He held on to the book with his right hand, when suddenly, something slapped his right cheek from behind.

"Whack!" went the sound, as pain rushed onto his cheek.

He quickly turned around and said, "Ow! Who the heck slapped me?", but no one was around. He was confused, but ignored it. He opened the book and scammed through the pages.

And then, "Whack!"

He got slapped on his left cheek. He quickly turned around again, but there was no one around. It scared him, so he thought to himself that he should leave. He turned to his left and took a step while blinking.

And then, "PAW!" He got punched one the nose! It hekka hurted! He quickly opened his eyes and saw Gracia in front of him.

"Move!" she shouted.

Then a smile formed on his face as the pain went away.

*PRESENT*

"And that's how I totally fell in love with Gracia," Magoichi said, laughing. "It wasn't the pain of hate, but the pain of love," he continued, as they both cracked up.

"I'm telling her you said that," Nene said, from behind them.

"Go ahead. I want her to know anyways," Magoichi said, laughing.

Nene shook her head at them and laughed.