The next day, Keiji and his friends were chilling in the quad at school during lunch. They were telling stupid jokes to each other and were laughing their butts off.

"What do you get when you put a polar bear and a black bear together?" Sakon said, laughing.

"A polack bear!" Yukimura shouted, as everyone laughed.

"What the hell is a polack bear?" Mitsunari said, rolling his eyes.

"Mmm?" Yukimura replied, shrugging his shoulders.

"So stupid," Mitsunari scolded.

"Stop being so mean to Yuki-chan!" stormed Kiyomasa.

"Ew! Don't call me that!" Yukimura shouted, as Keiji laughed and laughed.

"More like Jose-chan!" Mitsunari said, laughing bitchily.

"AHAHAHAHAH!" laughed Keiji even more. Yukimura rolled his eyes at them, but he did not look scary one bit.

"You're so cute when you get mad," Kiyomasa told him.

"Shut up!" Yukimura shouted.

"You know, if you were a girl, I'd totally date you," Kiyomasa replied, laughing.

"SHUT UP!" Yukimura shouted again. "Stop trying to be gay with me, stupid Kiyomasa!"

"I'm not trying to baby, cause we're already gay," Kiyomasa said.

"EWWWW!" Yukimura screamed, slapping Kiyomasa's arm.

"Ow," Kiyomasa said, laughing. "You hurt me. Now you better marry me, honey."

"No!" Yukimura shouted.

"Hey, back to the question," Sakon said, smiling.

"A burnt white guy?" answered Masanori.

"Nope," Sakon said.

"A ghost?" said Kanetsugu.

"Nope," Sakon said. "Keep guessing."

"A skunk!" Keiji shouted, laughing.

"Good one, but not right," Sakon replied.

"Then what do you get?" Keiji asked, pausing to prepare himself to laugh out loud.

"A panda!" Sakon shouted, laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAH!" Keiji laughed, as he farted like "Thorn!" He laughed so much that his laughter became quiet. It looked like he had seizure, only except he was laughing without a sound.

"Ugh!" shouted Mitsunari, covering his nose.

"That was awesome!" he shouted, as he continued laughing silently. All his friends laughed too and in a bit, they continued their jokes.

"What do you call a black man with an afro?" Masanori asked, smiling.

"A boom box," said Sakon, cracking up.

"No," said Masanori.

"A rotten drumstick ice cream?" asked Kiyomasa.

"Ahahahaha," laughed his friends.

"Nope," Masanori said, laughing.

"I know!" shouted Keiji. "A microphone!"

"Ahahahahahaha! Yeah, that's right!" Masanori said, cracking up.

"You guys are hella racist," Mitsunari said, as he smiled, trying not to laugh.

"So unhonorable!" Kanetsugu shouted, shaking his head. He didn't even laugh or smile.

"Hey!" shouted a security guard. "You guys aren't supposed to be telling racist jokes!"

"Hahahah!" laughed Keiji. "We were only playing around!"

The security guard looked at him straight in the eye. He was African American and they could tell that he had been offended by the joke.

"All right. Since you guys think it's very funny, you guys better make your way to the Principal's office right now," said the security guard. Keiji looked at his nametag and it was Carlito.

"Gee, Carlito," Keiji began. "I would love to, but no thanks."

"Go!" he thundered, as Keiji and his friends flinched.

"Just me or them too?" he said, pointing to his friends.

"All of you!" he shouted. "Now go!"

"I didn't even-" Kanetsugu said, as he got interrupted.

"GOOO!" he boomed. "And not another word!"

Keiji and his friends looked at each other and began walking. While walking, Keiji thought it was very funny, so he laughed all the way to Principal Takeda's office.

"So much for telling jokes," Kanetsugu said. "Now my parents will be very happy to know that I got sent to the principal's office."

"Aww, cheer up, son," Keiji said, as a great idea popped into his mind. He smiled real big.

"What are you up to?" Kiyomasa asked him.

Keiji smiled at them. "Ya'll wanna ditch?"

"Uh, no!" Kanetsugu shouted.

"Okay. I'm down for it," said Kiyomasa.

"Ummmm, okay," said Yukimura. He looked unsure about it though.

"I can't," said Sakon. "If I ditch, that stupid Takon Jima might surpass me on being the number one valedictorian of our class."

Keiji and his friends began laughing. Takon Jima is Sakon's biter. He always tried to act like Sakon and dress like him. Sometimes, Takon and Sakon take turns being the number one valedictorian, and they were very competitive about it.

"Aw, come one," said Keiji. "You are a million times more smarter than that Takon."

"Yeah, I know," Sakon replied, smiling. "But I just want to make sure that no one ever tops me down."

"Hahah, you're so funny," Keiji responded, chuckling. "And you wanna know what's even more funnier?"

"What," asked Sakon.

"Both of your names rhyme! Get it? Sakon Shima and Takon Jima!" Keiji shouted, as everyone laughed.

"So are you going to ditch with us or not?" asked Kiyomasa to Sakon.

"Eh, I guess so. Even if that Takon gets ahead of me, I will always top him," Sakon replied.

"That's the spirit!" said Keiji.

"So unhonor-" Kanetsugu began, as Keiji interrupted him and imitated him too.

"Unhonorable!" Keiji shouted, finishing the word for Kanetsugu. Everyone laughed.

"I mean it, Keiji," Kanetsugu told him.

"I know," Keiji said. "But think about it. Would you rather go into that office and get snitched on, or would you rather chill with your best homies for life?"

"Yeah," said Kiyomasa and Sakon.

Kanetsugu took a deep breath. "Well, I don't want to get in trouble," he said.

"Then go with us!" Masanori shouted.

Kanetsugu sighed again and said, "All right. Just this once."

"Yeah yeah," Keiji said. "Now come on, let's go before that stupid Carlito catches us."

They all quickly ran to the nearest gate where there were no security guards. They all climbed over the gate and ran as fast as they could to the gas station across the street. When they got inside, they laughed their butts off, including Kanetsugu and Mitsunari.

"That was fun!" Keiji shouted, laughing.

"I know!" shouted Masanori.

"I gotta use the restroom," Kanetsugu said, walking into the restroom.

"What if Kiyomasa opens that snicker over there and takes a bite of it and leaves it there?" Yukimura said, as everyone laughed so hard.

"Eww!" Mitsunari said, laughing. "That's disgusting!"

"Hahahah!" laughed Kiyomasa. "I wouldn't chicken out from that."

"Yeah?" Keiji asked, laughing. "Then I dare you to do it!"

Kiyomasa thought for a bit. "Okay," he agreed. "Only in one condition."

"Okay. What is it?" Keiji asked.

"After I take a bite, you have to pick a piece of your hair and curl it as ugly as possible and put it on the snicker," Kiyomasa said, cracking up.

"Ahahahahahaha!" laughed Keiji. He thought it was such a great idea! "Okay!"

"You guys are so ridiculous," Mitsunari said, shaking his head and smiling. "Although that'll be funny, you guys shouldn't do it. Aren't you scared that if you leave a piece of your hair, they can catch you by looking at the dna and investigating who's hair it belongs to?"

"Then that'll be awesome!" Keiji shouted, laughing.

"Are you guys serious?" Masanori asked, smiling.

"I am," Keiji said. "But I'm just not sure if Kato wants to do it."

"I'm down," Kiyomasa said, smiling.

"I'll videotape you guys," Sakon said, snickering.

"Okay," replied Keiji. "But 'shhh' though."

"Okay," he replied.

Keiji smiled so big as he watched Kiyomasa grab a snicker bar. Then he secretly opened it and looked at them. They all snickered softly, as he took a bite of it.

Keiji almost laughed, but didn't, because he didn't want Kiyomasa to get caught. After Kiyomasa took a bite of the snicker, he pointed to Keiji's hair. Keiji smiled and pulled a piece of his blonde hair. He put it in between two of his nails and slid it through very fast. It curled so ugly, and they all snickered kinda loud. Then he walked to Kiyomasa and took the snicker. He placed his hair on the caramel part of the snicker and almost laughed out loud. Then he put it back on the candy shelf.

Keiji and his friends were definitely ready to laugh. Suddenly, Kanetsugu walked up to them and looked confused. He didn't know what they were up to. Mitsunari tapped Kanetsugu's shoulder and pointed to the snicker, and then pointed to Kiyomasa and Keiji. Kanetsugu looked at the snicker and widened his eyes. He mouthed, "So unhonorable!" as Keiji and his friends ran out of the store and began laughing their butts off.

"Man, that was awesome!" Keiji shouted, laughing so hard.

"And check this out," Sakon said, showing them a picture of the snicker with Keiji's hair on it. He had taken a picture of it just before they ran out. After seeing the picture, everyone laughed and laughed.

"How dare you guys be so unhonorable in the store?" Kanetsugu said, looking at them, as they laughed.

"Cause it was fun!" Keiji said, laughing. Kanetsugu shook his head at them as they laughed.

After that, they chilled at a Mexican restaurant nearby, and ditched their sixth period classes. They decided that they would go back to their seventh period Haiku class, because they all had it together.