"Ahhhh!" shouted Keiji and his friends in horror. They all rushed out of the tent as fast as they could and screamed like there was no tomorrow. "Monster! Run away, everyone! There's a monster on the loose! Ahhhh!"
As soon as they said that, everyone rushed out of their tents and began screaming too. They looked at the monster and he glared at them while hissing "Pthhh!". They screamed even louder and ran their own ways while some ran away together into the forest. They couldn't believe that there was actually a monster at the camp site with them!
Keiji took off with Yukimura and they ran as fast as they could into the woods and hid behind a big rock. They sweated a lot and panted hardly.
"I'm scared," Yukimura said, sadly. "I want to go home."
"Shhh!" Keiji uttered, not wanting the monster to find them. The night was super windy and dark and wolves howled everywhere, which scared the shizzles out of them. Even though everyone was screaming and running away, they couldn't hear anyone anymore because they had ran off too far. Keiji wondered if the vampire monster had killed his other friends and classmates or not. Still terrified, he sat down behind the rock and hugged Yukimura like a teddy bear. They shivered all over the place and hoped that they would remain safe until the sun came up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" they heard Sakon screaming from far away. Chills ran up their spine and they felt like crying.
"The vampire has gotten Sakon! Oh no!" Yukimura whispered. "We should go hide somewhere else before he comes over here!"
After Sakon's scream, everything went quiet. Keiji was very confused and debated if he should poke his head out or not. He wasn't going to, but he had to if he wanted to know if the vampire was close by or not. He carefully let go of Yukimura and began to stand up.
Please don't be here, please don't be here, he thought to himself. As he poked his head out behind the rock, he was so relieved that the vampire was nowhere to be found.
"Thank goodness," he said, putting his right hand over his heart. He turned to Yukimura and said, "Yukimura, the vampire's not-" he started, realizing that Yukimura was gone. He quickly turned to his right and saw him running away.
"He's here! Run Keiji! Ahhhh!" he shouted, running as fast as he could.
Keiji flinched and looked all around him when "Pthhhhhh!" startled him. The vampire was walking with his long sharp claws sticking out towards him!
"Ahhhh!" he screamed, running after Yukimura. He took fifteen gigantic steps and caught up to him.
"What do we do? What do we do?" Yukimura said, almost crying.
"I don't know!" Keiji replied, as they rushed deeper into the woods. Many branches and plants slapped them as they ran through it. Some slapped their thighs, their bodies, their butts, their ding dongs, and their legs, but they didn't care. They had to do whatever they could to get away from the vampire.
As they ran, they came upon a very tall tree and without saying anything, they quickly climbed on it. Many small pieces of branches broke off as they climbed, but they didn't care. When they were close to reaching the top, they looked all the way down to see if the vampire was there. He was nowhere to be found.
"I can't believe this is actually happening," Keiji said to Yukimura. "This is just completely insane." He had never been so scared in his life.
"I want my mom! I miss her!" Yukimura replied, hugging the tree real tight so that he wouldn't fall down.
"The sun needs to hurry up and rise," Keiji said, looking around. All of a sudden, they heard many of their classmates scream in horror and fade away. Now Keiji and Yukimura were even more scared than ever before.
"He got everyone else! Oh no!" Yukimura whispered, shivering to death. They both believed that the vampire got every single one of their classmates except for them. They stood still on the tree keeping quiet and listening closely to see if the vampire was coming. All of a sudden, they saw someone running really fast. It was a tall, skinny figure.
"Keiji! Yukimura! Where are you guys at?" Motochika said, panting in horror.
"Up here!" Yukimura said, as Keiji covered his mouth and told him to be quiet before the vampire heard them. Motochika looked up and quickly climbed the tree.
"What happened to everyone?" Keiji whispered.
"The monster touched them and they disappeared! Toshiie and I were running away when the monster pulled his hair and disappeared together!" Motochika cried softly. He was in his white tank top and his biceps popped out real big. "When they were gone, I ran for my life!"
"Man, that monster is way too dangerous," Keiji said, shivering. "If someone doesn't put a stop to him, no one will."
"And Mitsunari said that it was only made up! But it's real! Real Real Real!" Yukimura shouted, as Keiji covered his mouth again.
"Shhh!" Keiji said, making him shut up.
Keiji decided that he had to be brave. He would use his martial arts skills to take down the vampire, and besides, there were going to be two great warriors with him too, Yukimura and Motochika. Together they would be unstoppable.
"Guys," he began. "I know this may sound really crazy but we have to defeat the vampire."
"No," objected Yukimura. "He's way too dangerous! I don't want to disappear with him too!"
"Yeah. All the monster needs to do is touch you and you disappear!" said Motochika.
Keiji knew that even though they were scared to death, it was better to fight for their freedom rather than disappearing into the shadow with the monster. He thought that if they didn't want to fight alongside him, he would do it himself. Deep inside, he was a true warrior.
"Well then, I'm going by myself," Keiji said, looking at them.
"No! Don't go!" Yukimura said, holding his arm.
"I will be a brave warrior and fight the vampire to bring back our fellow classmates and teacher," Keiji replied, making Yukimura let go. "I'm a strong person and you can't stop me, Yukimura. You both can just wait here for me, but if I don't return, good luck hiding."
"Are you sure?" Yukimura asked. Keiji nodded his head in agreement. "Fine then. I'm coming too."
"Then what about you, Motochika?" Keiji asked. "Are you coming or staying?"
They both turned to him, only except it wasn't him anymore. It was the vampire!
"Pthhhhhhh!" it hissed, as they both screamed to death.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," they shouted, jumping down the tree. They landed on their foot and ran for their lives again.
"Mitsunari was right! That thing could turn into anyone!" Keiji shouted, running as fast as he could while holding Yukimura's arm. He quickly changed his mind about fighting the vampire. He was just too dangerous!
"I want my mommy!" Yukimura screamed, running too. They both looked back and it was chasing them! It swooshed really fast through the trees and was catching up easily!
"Ahhhh!" they shouted again. Suddenly, a plan formed in Keiji's mind as they ran around a tree.
Keiji pulled a tree branch and bent it back until it couldn't bend anymore. Then he let go of it and it swung to the vampire and smacked him right in the eye. The vampire stopped running and fell down while rubbing his right eye. Damn did that tree branch get him good.
"Run for your life Yukimura! Quick!" Keiji shouted, as they both took off again. Suddenly, the vampire began running!
Never in Keiji's life had he ever been so scared! He thought to himself that how can a fieldtrip be so dangerous? Going camping with a vicious vampire living in the campsite? With all the students and teacher missing except for him and Yukimura? Impossible. He knew that something had to be up, but wasn't sure about it. He took a look back and the vampire was gone!
He thought about how the vampire disappeared and pretended to be Motochika. Suddenly a chill ran up his spine as he turned to Yukimura with a horrified look. Yukimura looked back at him fearfully.
"What?" he asked Keiji innocently.
"You're just the vampire pretending to be Yukimura, huh?!" Keiji shouted, getting ready to make a run for it. He made himself believe that he was the only one that was actually safe and that everyone else he saw was the vampire pretending to be them.
"No! What are you talking about?" Yukimura replied, walking closer to him.
"Don't come any closer to me! I'm warning you!" Keiji shouted, picking up a stick. Yukimura looked scared and didn't know what to do.
"Follow me, Keiji," he said, moving his hand for Keiji to go to him.
"Why?" Keiji asked suspensefully.
"Just because," he replied. He looked as though he was hiding something and Keiji knew that he was a bad liar. He came to a conclusion and smiled.
"What are you guys up to? You better tell me, Yukimura, or else I'm going to do something so bad to you that you'll never get to see any of your family or friends ever again," Keiji said with a serious face.
"I'm not supposed to..." Yukimura trailed off. Keiji got him real good right there.
"Tell me now! I know you guys are up to something," Keiji replied.
Yukimura took a deep breath. "Okay fine. I'll tell you, only because you're my best friend. You know that time when you farted in class? Anyways, you were daydreaming so we all decided to pull a prank on you to get back at all those times that you pranked us. We planned to all disappear with the fake vampire Kotaro. You don't know him but Sakon paid that guy to be a part of the plan to give you a good scare."
"Fake vampire Kotaro? Give me a good scare?" Keiji asked. Suddenly a plan formed in his mind as he began laughing on the inside but showed no signs of laughter. "What are you talking about? Vampires are real! I've seen them before Yukimura!"
"No they're not," Yukimura replied, watching Kotaro creep up behind Keiji.
"Yes they are! I almost died when a vampire touched me! My doctor told me that if I get touched by a vampire one more time, I will die!" Keiji exclaimed. "So don't you guys dare make jokes about vampires!"
"Keiji, it was only a-" Yukimura began as Kotaro interrupted them.
"BOO!" Kotaro shrieked, shaking Keiji's shoulders from behind.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHH!" Keiji screamed, as he put his right hand on his forehead and sprawled to the floor. He closed his eyes and deep inside he laughed and laughed. He heard all his fellow classmates laughing in the background.
"Keiji! Wake up!" Yukimura exclaimed, shaking Keiji's body. He didn't move but he was definitely breathing. "Oh no! You guys! Keiji fainted!" Everyone stopped laughing and ran to Keiji.
"Keiji, stop pretending to faint," Mitsunari said, shaking him.
"Wake up dude," Kiyomasa said, shaking him too.
"Keiji, get up," Kanetsugu said, making him sit up.
To make the situation more fun, Keiji decided to fake a seizure. Everyone started freaking out.
"Oh my god! Keiji, are you okay? Stop scaring us!" Kaihime shouted. Keiji rolled his eyes back and made bubbles in his mouth. He vibrated his body really fast and boy did it look like a real seizure.
"We have to get him to the hospital!" Mrs. Okuni said, panicking. She was so afraid that she was going to lose her job as a teacher.
"Keiji, you better wake up! I know you're just faking this," Sakon commented.
"Sakon, this is no time for you to be talking like that! This is serious!" Mrs. Okuni replied.
"I bet you guys a million bucks that Keiji's faking it," Mitsunari said, looking at Keiji.
"Stop saying that you guys! Now help get Keiji to the bus! And everyone else, start packing your bags! We're leaving!" Mrs. Okuni said, freaking out.
Keiji's friends looked at each other and shook their heads. They all, except for Yukimura, believed that he was faking it because he was such a prankster but at the same time, that seizure seemed so real.
"What if he like...dies? We're going to be murderers! What are we going to do?" Yukimura said, feeling regretful and sad. He and Sakon helped Keiji up and headed straight for the bus.
"He's not going to die, you idiot!" Mitsunari replied, feeling like giving Yukimura a knucklehead for even saying that.
"But what if he does? He told me that if he gets touched by a vampire one more time, he's going to die!" Yukimura exclaimed.
"In case you forgot, Kotaro's not a vampire, you little retard!" Mitsunari shouted.
Yukimura looked at Kotaro and he glared back at him with a vicious look.
"PTHHHHH," he hissed, as a chill ran up Yukimura's spine.
"Then why did Keiji have a seizure? Huh?" Yukimura shouted.
"I'm telling you, he's faking it," Mitsunari replied.
"My money's on that," Sakon commented.
Deep inside, Keiji laughed so much. He enjoyed how everyone was freaking out. After his two friends sat him down on the bus, everyone packed their belongings and headed back to school. During the ride, Keiji went to sleep.