John Watson Gets an Illegible Postcard From Flatmate Sherlock Holmes

Oh, hey! That rascal!

This is a postcard from Bratislava.

He is on vacation there with his dogs.

Photograph is of a cannonball in a building.

What is he saying?

"Dear John Hamish Watson,"

What do you think these words are?

"Did you ask a dog to write in toothpaste for a fiver?"

Makes no sense!

"Best wishes,

"Sherlock Holmes, your flatmate."

What the fuck?

Is he high on something?

I never know!