A/N: Okay, this is a fluffy little one-shot that combines the anon prompts 'Kurt changes his lotion and Seb notices' and 'Seb acting like a child'. AU where Kurt and Seb live in the loft in NYC with Rachel and Santana.

Kurt sighs, hovering between awake and asleep, in that place where everything feels warm and safe, and he can just see the beginning wisps of his dreams before unconsciousness completely envelopes him and the world goes black.

That's about when the annoying tickling sensation starts bothering his face, his neck, his ear, his cheek…accompanied by the sound of some large, obnoxious animal snuffling and trying to snort his face. Kurt scrunches his nose to keep from sneezing when (what he registers as a strand of hair) irritates his nose.

"Seb…Sebastian?" Kurt mutters. "What are you doing?"

"I'm sniffing you," Sebastian says matter-of-factly.

"I figured that out for myself." Kurt frowns, realizing that the blissful oblivion of sleep that he could nearly touch seconds ago is slipping away from him fast. "What I would like to know is why?"

"You smell like chocolate." Sebastian buries his head in the crook of Kurt's neck and inhales deeply. "Why do you smell like chocolate? You usually smell all flowery and shit."

Kurt groans, opening his eyelids slowly, praying every millisecond that this is all just a dream. Soon, the chorus will arrive and they'll start the opening strains of a huge musical number with Kurt starring as Noel Coward. He blinks his eyes a couple of times, bidding goodbye to a beautiful night's sleep, and is greeted by the sight of Sebastian's accusing green eyes.

"I ran out of my usual moisturizer and had to borrow some of Rachel's," Kurt explains, frustrated and exhausted. Sebastian raises an eyebrow. Apparently, Kurt's explanation doesn't answer his question completely. "It's cocoa butter," Kurt sighs.

"So, it smells like chocolate?" Sebastian asks, his eyes lighting up with excitement.

"Implied by the word 'cocoa'," Kurt drawls sarcastically. "Geez, how did you get into NYU anyway?"

"Does it…taste like chocolate?" Sebastian's smile grows infinitely as he launches himself at Kurt's neck, lapping at his skin hungrily.

"U-unfortunately…" Kurt moans, unable to finish his sentence when Sebastian's tongue swirls over his neck and he breathes Kurt in, tasting him. Suddenly, Sebastian recoils, spitting over the side of the bed.

"Nice," Kurt groans, looking up at the ceiling and rolling his eyes.

"God! That's disgusting!" Sebastian grouses, wiping at his tongue with the hem of his t-shirt.

"Yeah, well, just because it smells like chocolate doesn't mean it tastes like chocolate. It's still lotion."

Sebastian finally drops down on the pillow beside Kurt and stares up at the ceiling.

"I really hoped it would taste like chocolate." Sebastian wipes his tongue one final time to completely eliminate the bitter flavor from his mouth.

"For a moment there, so did I," Kurt confesses, blowing out a long breath while he tries to convince his stirring cock to go back to sleep.

At least one of them should get some rest.

Sebastian sighs.

"Kurt?" he says, staring at the same spot that Kurt is eying.

"Yeah?"

"Kurt…I'm hungry," Sebastian says.

"Then go get yourself something to eat."

"But…but I want chocolate."

Kurt puts his hands to his face and hides his eyes.

"You want me to make you pudding, don't you?"

"Only if it's not too much trouble."

Kurt sits straight up and looks at his clock, glowering at the numbers glowing red and mocking him.

"Sebastian! It's barely past three in the morning! Of course it's too much trouble."

"Fine," Sebastian whines, grabbing Kurt's shoulder and yanking him back down onto the bed, "fucking forget about it then."

Sebastian starts drumming his fingers on his stomach, inadvertently shaking the bed in the process. Kurt turns and looks at Sebastian with disgust.

"You're not going to let me get any sleep until I make you pudding, are you?"

Sebastian smirks slightly, but doesn't respond, which answers Kurt's question for him.

"Fine," Kurt groans and rolls out of bed. Sebastian smacks him hard on the ass when he stands up, "but you'd better enjoy it, because this is it."

"That's what you said last time," Sebastian calls after him triumphantly, "and the time before that."

Kurt mutters angrily, blowing through the privacy curtain and stumbling into the kitchen, completely ignoring Dani and Santana making out on the couch as he passes by.

"So…mmm…you're actually going to make…hmph…the meerkat some pudding?" Santana manages to ask between sloppy kisses.

"Yup," Kurt answers, pulling out a sauce pan from the cabinet and clanging it loudly on the stove.

"Why?" Dani asks, giggling when Santana nibbles on her earlobe.

"Because," Kurt responds with a secret smile, "ever since I've started dating Sebastian I've completely lost control of my life."