At some stage, a man with a 5 on his coat and a lemony woman appeared. The man flicked something at Zoro-
Exploding boogers. Ew. But if every part of his body was explosive, then what would happen if-
Locks opened her mouth and sprayed fire in the direction of Mr 5. She was rewarded by the beautiful sound of an asshole being blown to smithereens. She turned to the lemon woman, Nami hiding behind her.
"Would you like to go next?" the dragon asked sweetly.
The lemon woman floated away, and Nami grinned, trying and failing to pat Locks on the head as the dragon growled at her.
"Good lizard." The navigator said. "Now let's blackmail a princess . . ."
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Locks watched the dark-haired woman with half-lidded eyes, wondering how on earth she'd snuck aboard. The intruder smiled serenely back at the crew.
The dragon didn't say a word when Luffy's hat was stolen, or when the intruder gave them an eternal pose. She'd seen a much younger version of the woman on a bounty poster . . . Nico Robin, worth around 80 million if memory served correctly. 50 million more than Luffy. The WG didn't hand out bounties like that for no reason, however stupid that reason may be. Locks' eyes narrowed as Nico's gaze rested on her.
Locks still didn't say a word as the woman left, other than to remark "We'll be seeing her again."
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This place looked like fun, Locks decided, looking around at all the giant trees of the jungle on the ironically named Little Garden.
A roar sounded in the distance. This place sounded like fun, Locks thought, looking at the rapidly paling faces of certain crewmates.
A dinosaur charged out of the bushes, only to be quickly brought down by another, bigger dino.
Locks grinned, leaping off the ship and yelling "I'm going hunting!" and vanishing into the undergrowth before anyone could protest . . .
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The middle of a giant dino-infested jungle . . . was a very strange place for a box-thing that smelled like candles. Locks poked it, just to see if anything to happen.
. . . She might have poked it a little too hard, considering that the box-thing almost tipped over. She rushed to the other side and poked it again, so it tipped back onto the ground. Hearing thumping noises and yelling coming from inside it, she leapt up to crouch on a tree branch.
At that moment, a T-rex wandered by.
A strange-looking man with his hair up in a giant 3 stuck his head outside the box-thing and screamed for "the bastard who touched my wax to come out and show themselves!"
The T-rex naturally took an interest in the loud white thing in the middle of its jungle.
With a startled squeak, Mr 3 retracted his head as giant jaws snapped at him. Locks giggled quietly as the T-rex bunted the box thing through the jungle.