Now Lord Sergio was a very powerful ruler who despised all creatures but he was also very short and annoying not to mention he didn't come from any royal heritage at all. Makes you wonder why people take orders from him, don't it? Anyway for whatever reason he was able to gain control of a kingdom, he was obsessed with having the perfect kingdom and despised anything and anyone who he saw as imperfection he had it removed. He saw all mythical creatures as imperfections which is why he banished them from his kingdom however he wanted to be sure that they were all gone.
"That's enough! He's ready to talk." Sergio's men had been torturing a talking a parrot named Señorr Chapi who according to a rumor knew if there were any other creatures around his kingdom.
"You're a monster!" Chapi squawked.
"I'm not the monster here! You are! You and the rest of that trash poisoning my perfect world!" He laughed. "Now tell me! Where are the others."
"Eat me!" The bird said as he spit in his eye.
"I've tried to be fair with you creatures now my patience has reached it's end. Tell me or I'll-"
"No! Not the feathers! Not my feathers!"
"Alright then! Who's hiding them?"
"Okay I'll tell you." He said giving in. "Do you know the muffin man?"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man."
"Yes I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?"
"Well she's married to the muffin man."
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man!"
"She's married to the muffin man."
"My lord! We found it." Said the captain of the guards.
"Well then bring it in." Sergio ordered. It was a tall magic mirror that knew everything and anything. With it Sergio would finally know if his kingdom had finally reached perfection. Once the mirror had been hung a misty face appeared in it. "Magic, mirror-"
"Don't tell him anything!" Señor Chapi said to the mirror.
But Sergio just threw him in the trash.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?" Sergio asked.
"Well technically you're not a king." The mirror answered.
"Um Dr. Chipolte?"
He smashed a hand mirror.
"You were saying?"
"What I mean is you're not a king yet but you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess."
"Go on."
"So just sit back and relax my lord. Because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bacholoretts and here they are."
Then three images appeared on the mirror. Each one was of a beautiful young woman, a princess to be exact. A princess who was unmarried and in desperate need of a prince or knight.
"Bacholorett number 1 is a mentally abused shut in girl with who cooks and cleans for her 3 evil stepsisters but she loves sushi and hot tubbing anytime. She's hardworking, a great dancer, and is the Belle of the ball. Please welcome Andrea."
An image of a woman in a ball gown wearing only one slipper popped up.
"I do love sushi." Sergio said.
"Bacholorett number 2 is a cape wearing girl and was known as the fairest in the land until her jealous stepmother put her in a coma which a bad apple. Although she lives with seven other men she's not easy. Just kiss her dead frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Titania."
Another image popped up, this one showed an unconscious woman in a glass coffin.
"I like her outfit."
"And last but certainly not least. Bacholorett number 3 is a blue haired beauty living in a dragon guarded tower surrounded by hot boiling lava but don't let that cool you off, she's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Put your hands together for Princess Frida."
The last image showed a woman staring out the window of a tower looking sad.
"Well she's pretty."
"So who will it be?"
"I don't know they're all so nice." Sergio thought for a moment. All three of them were pretty but he thought Frida was the most beautiful of them and he had heard of her before once. It turns out she was the princess of a very wealthy and properous kingdom. If he were to marry her he'd rule two kingdoms and have a proud beauty for a wife. "Okay number 3."
"Lord Sergio you've chosen Princess Frida."
"She's perfect!" He declared. "All I have to do is find someone to bring her to me. I'm not really one for dragons or lava."
"But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night." The mirror warned.
"I'll do it!"
"Yes but after sunset-"
"Silence! Captain round up your men! We're going to have a tournament."
Meanwhile Manny and Zebra Donkey finally made it to Sergio's kingdom.
"Here we are." Zebra Donkey said.
"Good. Now let's go talk to this Sergio guy."
They entered the kingdom but no one was around except some guy handing out flyers.
"Hey you!" Manny called.
When the man saw Manny he got scared and started running away.
"Monster! Ahh!"
"Wait! I'm not gonna eat you! I just wanna talk."
In his haste to get away he ran smack into a wall.
"Oooo." Manny and Zebra Donkey seethed.
"Oh why?! Why?! Whyyyy?!" He wailed crawling away.
"This place is weird." Manny said when he was gone.
"Hey do you really eat people?" Zebra Donkey asked.
"Okay between you and me I don't eat people that's just a rumor and something I say to scare off hunters."
"Then what do you eat?"
"Rats, mice, birds, fish, rabbits, squirrels, frogs, snakes, basically anything a cat would eat."
"So you would eat kibble."
"No! I mean wild cats."
Inside they noticed that no one was around. It seemed like the entire kingdom was deserted.
"It's quiet." Manny said looking around. "Too quiet. Where is everybody?"
They heard cheers and shouts from an areana. They entered the areana where a tournament between a group of knights was about to start and Sergio was giving an announcement.
"Whoever should win the battle." He said. "Will have the honor- no! The privilege of rescuing the fair Princess Frida from the dreaded dragon's keep. Should this champion fail then the runner up shall take his place and so on, so on, and so on. Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice that I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin."
Manny rolled his eyes and walked right into the middle of the areana. The knights, audience, and Sergio all gasped at the sight of him.
"What is that?" Sergio said when he saw Manny. "Ugh! It's hideous!"
"That's not very nice." Manny said. "It's just a zebra donkey."
"Knights! New plan! The one who kills the tigre will be named champion."
"What? Oh come on is this really a good idea?"
The knights approached him and cornered him in with their swords and spears pointed at him. He
"Okay you asked for this." Manny said.
He raised his claws and let out a feral roar before pouncing to attack them. The knights put up a good fight but they were no match for Manny's beastly strength, senory speed, and cat like reflexes. As for Zebra Donkey he began kicking them off one by one. The crowd cheered in excitement.
"The chair!" Cried a woman in the audience. "Give him the chair!"
In response to her comment Manny beat one with a nearby chair while Zebra Donkey knocked him out with a single kick. Soon enough Manny had defeated all of them much to the amusement of the audience.
"Thank you very much. I'm here til Thursday." Manny said.
"We have our winner." Sergio said.
"What! Hold on now! Excuse me Lord Sergio is it? I'm here to talk to you because you dumped a bunch of creatures on my land!"
"Your land?"
"Yes! My private property which you violated."
"Indeed. Alright cat boy I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you back your land back."
"What kind of quest?"