starry-shades asked: "Your character [Shadow] has a Youtube channel. Write the script for their most watched video."

[A guitar riff plays, and a little animation of Shadow sliding across some guitar strings flashes on the screen. The animated Shadow jumps off and leans against a stylized 'S' and then the screen switches to live Shadow]

Shadow: Hellooooooo internet! Its me, ya boy, back at it again with the crazy shit that happened this week!

[Jump cut]

Shadow: Actually it's less "crazy shit that happened"-

[Jump cut]

Shadow: -and more "me accidentally pranking my boyfriend" [laughs]

[Jump cut]

Shadow: But Shadow you say-

Shadow: -how do you "accidentally" prank your boyfriend you say-

Shadow: -STOP TALKING BOUT YA DAMN BOYFRIEND ALL THE TIME!

[Jump cut]

Shadow: BITCH, I do what I want. And I love him. End of.

Shadow: So anyway-

Shadow: Movin' on-

Shadow: So I walk into the studio and Vio's hoodie is sitting on the table right? And Vio's nowhere to be found.

[Jump cut]

Shadow: And- I swear to god I made a fucking Lenny face, like-

[He demonstrates, he looks ridiculous.]

Shadow: So I put on his hoodie and go about my business. Not FIVE MINUTES LATER-

[Jump cut]

Shadow: Vio walks in. He's looking around. I'm pointedly staring at my phone and like also at the same time-

[He makes a grand show of miming between his phone and up at the camera repeatedly]

Shadow: Vio's looking around, he's got like that cute pout that he does when he's thinking really hard and then he goes-

Shadow: [Doing a bad imitation of Vio's voice.] Have you seen my hoodie anywhere?

[It jumps to Shadow covering his mouth to hold back his laughter. He claps a little bit.]

Shadow: [Wheezing.] It was too perfect.

Shadow: I say:

Shadow: "No babe, haven't seen it."

Shadow: You know-

Shadow: Like a LIAR.

Shadow: Vio goes: "Oh, okay. I suppose I left it somewhere else."

[Shadow looks all too smug about this story.]

Shadow: He leaves the room and I manage to hold in my laughter for all of two seconds before I fucking LOSE IT.

Shadow: I'm actually crying. Tears are streaming down my face.

Shadow: Fast forward to lunch- BWOOOOOP

[Another jump cut]

Shadow: Blue brought pizza and he asks if that's Vio's hoodie I'm wearing. I'm like "Yeah."

Shadow: -and Vio walks in. He's pouting still.

Shadow: I'm behind him like-

[Shadow frantically mimes and mouths the words "Don't tell him- don't tell him!"]

Shadow: And then I walk up behind him and put my arms around him and go:

Shadow: "Still can't find your hoodie babe?"

Shadow: And Vio sighs and goes: "No dice."

Shadow: And I can see- I can see in the corner of my eye-

[Jump cut]

Shadow: -Vaati and Red are so close to losing it- Red's choking on his pizza and Vaati's face has gone red from holding back laughter-

Shadow: Blue- gods bless him- doesn't say anything- he just gives me a look and goes:

Shadow: [Imitating Blue] "Well, I haven't seen it so…"

Shadow: Vio sighs and leaves the room. Vaati fucking dies of laughter.

Shadow: Green looks at me and goes: [Imitating Green] "You're a real asshole, y'know. He's gonna be so mad."

[Jump cut]

Shadow: "Yeah, but the look on his face when he realizes will be SO worth it."

Shadow: Red is howling.

Shadow: An hour passes.

Shadow: Vio stomps into the room- right up to me- and he-

[Shadow breaks into laughter, slides a hand down his face.]

Shadow: He- He points at me and goes: "You are- the BIGGEST- dick I have ever met!"

Shadow: I'm laughing at this point. His pointing gets like, a billion times more animated.

Shadow: [Imitating Vio] "'No Vio, I haven't seen your hoodie-' Terrible- you're terrible-"

Shadow: And then he turns to face the others- who, by the way, are dying-

Shadow: [Imitating Vio again] "You betrayed me! You fuckers! I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to this friendship and this is how you repay me-"

Shadow: And he throws his hands up-

[Shadow throws his hands up for emphasis]

Shadow: We're all gasping for air-

Shadow: He grabs his hoodie which is still attached to me and is like "Gimme that, you heathen"

[Jump cut to Shadow laughing breathlessly]

Shadow: I was- so right- His face was priceless.

[The door behind Shadow opens and Vio pokes his head through.]

Vio: Are you talking shit again?

[Shadow bursts into renewed laughter and Vio grins]

Vio: Are you telling the internet how you- you got everyone to betray me- and also made me have to be cold for a whole day-

Shadow: It was so worth.

Vio: You're terrible.

[He closes the door again. The video cuts to a stylized 'S' seeping down from the top of the screen. Shadow's voiceover plays, telling everyone to like, comment and subscribe for more shenanigans, and to check out his other videos where he plays fun games and tells more stories.]