DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious...


"Do you ever feel like just grabbing everything and smashing it against the wall? I know I do."

Robbie's eyes fluttered open ever so slowly at the sound of that voice. He was, once again, lying on his stomach, on the soft carpet. He lifted his head, blinking as he glanced around for his room for his glasses. He didn't acknowledge the other person in the room.

"That's really rude, you know that? Ignoring me, I mean."

"Not in the mood, Travyl. But perhaps you could explain why I'm on the floor and you're on my bed?" Robbie replied, finding his glasses and crookedly placing them where they belonged before turning his gaze towards his cousin.

Travyl was lying on his side, staring at his older cousin with a small smile. "You tell me, man. I came in to wake you for breakfast, but you were sprawled out on the floor when I got in. Didn't wanna wake you right off the bat, so I've just been talking to you instead."

"Wait," Robbie sat up, raising an eyebrow at Travyl. "You sat there and talked to me while I was unconcious?"

"Yeah, so?"

Robbie just stared. "You're weird."

Travyl sat up, too, looking indignant. "You've known me for years, and you just noticed!?"

Robbie shook his head, stretching a bit just as a young girl made her way into the room.

"Travyl, Mom's worried you're getting too into the idea of talking to unconcious people. She wants you downstairs." Rosy sounded exasperated, Robbie noticed, amused. This probably wasn't the first time she had come in to ask Travyl to go downstairs. Rosy was very patient for a girl her age but that trait of hers disappeared whenever she was around Travyl.

Travyl waved the statement off. "It's okay, he's awa-"

"Robbie!" Rosy lit up like that, seeing Robbie awake before Travyl could finish. She launched herself at him, like she did every morning, and enveloped him in a hug. Unfortunately for the two, he was off balance and she had thrown all of her weight onto him.

They both went crashing to the floor. Travyl burst out laughing.

"That looked like... something out of... a bad sitcom!" He gasped inbetween breaths of laughter.

The pair of siblings looked at each other sheepishly. "Sorry, Robbie," Rosy said.

"It's okay, sweetheart, I didn't break anything."

The two stood together, Rosy still looking up at her elder brother with adoration and respect. Robbie merely grinned at her. Travyl shook his head. This sweetness was gonna give him a toothache soon.

"If you two are done with the sickingly sweet family moment," Travyl rose from his spot on the bed and made his way out the door. "I think I'll go have some pancakes."

"He's so... Travyl," Rosy giggled, looking back at the door. "I don't know how we're related to him."

"We're a strange bunch, Rosy," Robbie shrugged. "You call him weird, but remember, I carry around a puppet and you like to go up to random strangers and punch them."

"That was one time!" Rosy insisted.

"Six," they heard Travyl call from the stairs.

"Six times!" Rosy admitted.

Robbie shook his head, grinning, and grabbed her hand before they both walked out.


"... would he..."

"... too much going on..."

"... cops are investigating..."

"... need to perform a few mentality tests..."

"... hate the smell of hospitals..."

"... who knows what caused it..."

"... her neck'll be bruised for a..."

"... redheaded girl fainted..."

"... wakes, we'll need to ask..."


SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY AFTER A GAVE A TIME FRAME ON WHEN THIS WOULD BE UPDATED!

otherwise...

Wassssssssssup! I have a new sidekick! Her name is Proxi! She's gonna read all my reviews and Pms from now on!

Actually, she's sorta my subconcious thought. Just gave her a name. She's basically the fairy companion of Link in Hyrule Warriors. Just snarkier. Like Midna. Yep.

I think my sanity is slowly deteriorating...

Tell me about it. You made me sit through four hours of Zelda.

Quiet, Proxi! There's no such thing as too much Legend of Zelda!

Where is this going?

Nowhere!

So how was the update? Crappy? I thought it sucked, too.

Weird? Yeah. I mean, I was confused just writing this part! It'll make sense soon, don't worry.

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY. Crap happened and... more stuff and homework. I'm so sorry.

I'll update asap. I'm just pretty freakin' busy right now...