Summary: For Blam Week Day 6: Crossovers ~ Teen Wolf…and screw timelines and characters leaving. This is crack. It's not supposed to make sense.


"Wait…so werewolves are real?"

Scott blinked, unsure why the new transfer students were denying it. "Yeah…I mean, I know he's a werewolf, the eyes are a dead give away. Try to tone them down. Not sure what the rest of you are, but…."

"Are you high?" Kitty, the small blonde girl asked, eyeing Scott like he was insane. "Like, high on some really, really good drugs, because you just implied Blaine is a werewolf."

"He's not a werewolf, he's a dolphin," Brittany, the other blonde girl said with a firm nod.

"What about my eyes makes you think I'm a werewolf?" Blaine asked, very confused.

That was weird. He didn't sound like he was lying.

Stiles gestured wildly. "Well then how do you explain the weird glowy gold eyes and the charisma thing?"

"Those are just Blaine's eyes…and how Blaine is," Sam, the tall, friendly blond guy said, slinging an arm around Blaine's shoulder. "Everyone loves him. Especially me."

That seemed to please Blaine and Danny poked Jackson, murmuring, "Told you they're on my team."

"I told you they weren't trying to recruit Isaac to join their pack," Lydia said, trading knowing nods with Allison.

"But that raises the question of why you've been hanging out with them," Jackson said to Isaac, who shrugged. "And why they're hanging out with you, because you're kind of an asshole."

"He means that in the nicest way possible," Danny said, reaching out to pat Isaac's arm.

"Uh, why wouldn't we hang out with him, he's adorable and we have plenty of experience with lovable, hot assholes," Tina said, with a nod. "Plus the whole lost puppy thing is now taking on a whole new level of meaning."

"Why are we ignoring the whole werewolf thing?" Artie asked, sounding very unhappy.

Sam looked at him. "Dude, I told you there were werewolves! I overheard them talking about it lots of times!"

Danny burst out laughing and Scott covered his face with his hands. "Stiles, we need to be more subtle."

And that was how the transfer glee club from Ohio learned about the werewolves in Beacon Hills.