WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS A YAOI PAIRING. DO NOT BE ALARMED
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It was a cloudy day in Primp. It was not too cold, not too hot, and there was no wind. In a cave, Schezo, the Dark Wizard, and resident pervert/creeper of Primp lived. He woke up with an ordinary look on his face. He then looked towards his calendar.
"Hey, what day is it? March 16th? It's my birthday!" Schezo said. He then noticed a letter near his desk. Schezo, despite living in a cave, had managed to get a suitable living arrangement in a cave. He had a desk, a kitchen, a TV, and a few other things. He looked towards the letter. It was addressed to him. He opened it.
"Dear Schezo,
Happy birthday! We'll be holding you a party in the town square. Maguro will be playing the tunes, Lemres will be supplying sweets, and Amitie will be setting up decorations. Please don't try to steal any of our power. Hope you come!
From
Arle." The note said. Schezo really didn't have anything better to do, so he decided he would go to this party. Besides, Lemres was going to be there. He liked the young man, more then liked, loved. But it was nothing more then a simple crush. Besides, there was that creepy goth girl that followed him around. What was her name, Fei? Fil? Feli? It didn't matter. She supposedly believed that her and Lemres were meant to be together, as he had overheard her while he was out for a walk one day. He would wait a few hours before going. Besides, he didn't want to steal anyone's power today. The last time he tried that, he scared Sig, and from his choice in words, sounded like he was going to molest the poor boy. He decided to get some breakfast, and then went to the town square.
When Schezo got there, he saw quite a few people. Amitie and Sig were holding hands and talking, Ringo and Maguro were talking, Raffina and Klug were arguing about something, Arle was playing with Carbuncle, Satan was watching Arle and Carbuncle, and Lemres was eating a bar of chocolate. Schezo looked around him, there was a computer hooked up to some speakers, a table with some sweets, and a banner saying "Happy Birthday Schezo!". He was happy that his friends had remembered his birthday. Arle then looked towards him.
"Well, if it isn't the guest of honour!" Arle said.
"Well then, uh... Hello, thank you all." Schezo said.
"I really feel great about this, it's like a really warm feeling inside of me. Thanks." Said Schezo.
"Well let's get this party started!" Maguro said, going over to the computer. He pushed a button, and started to play Schezo's favorite kind of music. 80's music. Ringo and Maguro introduced him to those kinds of music, and he had to admit, he liked it a lot. The speakers started to play Ninja Sex Party's cover of "Take on Me". Schezo went over to Amitie, Arle, Ringo, and a few other people.
"So, I want you all!" Schezo said.
"Really?! You want our power? No way!" Amitie said.
"No! I want you to talk to me!" Said Schezo.
"Oh, ok." Said Amitie.
"So Schezo, how did you and Arle first meet?" Ringo said.
"Well, it was a few years back. I had been travelling the land, and I was quite insane. I had been absorbing power like crazy. I found Arle, placed her in a dungeon, and took all of her power. When she tried to escape, I fought her. She then beheaded me, but for some reason, my head continued to fight! I then died, but due to my Dark Wizard powers, I was resurrected. Only without all the power I had stolen, and I became sane once again!" Schezo said.
"Uh, wow. That's quite a mouthful." Ringo said.
"I know." Schezo said. He then left, and saw Sig trying to catch a bug. The kid has an extreme power source within him. Even he didn't know where he got that power. The kid seemed to only be interested in a few things, and bug catching was one of them. He remembered when the kid had gotten into his cave, and tore his place apart just for one bug. He then saw Lemres talking to Feli. She was quite shy. He then decided to have a good time. After around 6 or 7 hours, it was sunset, and everyone left. Schezo decided to go to the beach.
The beach was beautiful. The sun was causing the water to sparkle, an orange hue coloured the atmosphere, and there was no one in sight. Schezo looked out into the ocean, deep in thought. Mainly about Lemres. He heard footsteps in the sand behind him. Schezo pulled out his sword in defence.
"Who goes there? Expose yourself!" Schezo said. The person came out from behind the sandy hills. It was Lemres.
"Comet Warlock." Schezo said.
"Dark Wizard." Lemres said.
"So, Comet Warlock, what brings you here?" Schezo said.
"Well, I've heard through the grapevine that you have feelings for me. Is this true?" Lemres said.
"U-um, uh, yes...". Schezo said.
"Good, because I've come to give you a birthday gift. Happy birthday Schezo." Lemres said, going up to Schezo and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"But, but, why? I thought you were straight!" Schezo said.
"Oh my... You thought I was straight? My, my, Schezo. I'm actually bisexual. I can go either way. And for awhile, you've held my interests." Lemres said.
"Oh, well alright then. Let's say what we want to say, and see what happens." Said Schezo.
"I love you". Both of them said.
The two then started to make out. But a dark aura, filled with rage, filled the air. It was Feli.
"No... This cannot happen..." Feli said.
"Feli! What do you mean?" Lemres said.
"Lemres and I must be together. It is destiny. In order for that to happen, I must eliminate you." Feli said.
"NO! I shall defeat you!" Schezo said.
They then started to play a round of OPP (Original Puyo Puyo). Schezo started by performing a 6-chain. Feli then performed a 7-chain.
"It is foretold, your field will become overflown with puyo. My offset has guarantied that." Feli said.
However, Feli's field started to overflow with nuisance puyo, as well as Schezo's.
"What? This was not predicted?!" Feli said.
"Foolish girl! Original rule has no offsetting! While you may have been able to make a larger chain then mine, you will still take the damage from my 6-chain! And your field has more Nuisance Puyo then mine. So next drop, and I'll win!" Schezo said, just before nuisance came raining on to his field, covering over half of it.
The nuisance was too much for Feli, she passed out as the nuisance overflowed her field.
"I should have predicted this...". Feli said.
"Well, that's that!" Schezo said.
"Thanks for that. I never realized she was obsessed with me." Said Lemres.
"How about we go back to my cave for some fun?" Schezo said.
"Oh, i'm all for that cutie." Lemres said, as they walked towards Schezo's cave, holding hands. What happens next, is up to your imagination.
Current Puyo Ships:
SigXAmitie
RingoXMaguro
SchezoXLemres.
Well, that's it. Anyways, happy birthday Schezo. If you want to leave a review, leave one. Anyways, remember to like, follow, share, and review. This is SMG4's SuperFan, signing out!