You've seen the adventures of Arle, Amitie, Ringo, Sig, and others on this fanfiction. But now it's time for something different. We go to a completely different dimension to an apartment to see JONTRON'S PLAYING PUYO! WHOA!
It was an ordinary day in New York City. We cut to an apartment owned by one Jon "JonTron" Jafari. He reviews video games, movies, and TV shows on his YouTube channel JonTronShow with his robotic bird Jacques. He was getting a snack from his Game Boy fridge, when he had a thought.
"Hey Jacques, I haven't done a video game review in a while. I've been busy with such JonTron classics as Flex Tape, Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice, and VR Troopers that I haven't had time to remember my roots." Jon said.
"You started on a crappy two-parter about Diakatana. That's not special. Besides, in your last video about video games, you got Bootleg Jacques to replace me." Jacques said.
"Well then, we should get started on a new video! All we need is a game to play!" Jon said.
"You're not even listening to me are you." Jacques said.
"Now, what to play?" Jon said.
Just then, a package arrived. Jon went to the door, and saw a package from his good friend, Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson, the co-founder of Game Grumps with Jon. He got the package, and noticed a note taped to it.
"Dear Jon,
Hey, I hope you got this package alright! Dan and I were playing this great game called Puyo Puyo Tetris on Game Grumps VS, and we thought that you might like the game franchise. So, we got a bunch of the games on Amazon, and sent them to you. We hope you enjoy it!
From,
Arin". Jon read.
"Huh, so I guess this is some franchise then." Jon said. He then opened the box to see the games Puyo Puyo, Puyo Puyo Tsu, Puyo Puyo SUN, Puyo Puyo YON, Puyo Puyo Fever, and Puyo Puyo Fever 2. He then decided to do a video on the series. He did some reasearch, and decided to start the video.
VIDEO START
Jon was sitting on his couch playing Sonic 3, badly.
"Man, this game is so hard! If only SEGA made some other kind of game that was easier!" Jon said.
Just then, magically, a copy of Puyo Puyo came into his hand.
"What the hell? Puyo Puyo? The hell's that?" Jon said.
"Guess I'll play it!" Jon said.
TRANSITION
"You know Tetris? Well Puyo Puyo is harder Tetris. I didn't know much about the series as a whole until recently, mainly due to most of the games being Japan exclusive! Meaning I can't read what it's saying! Jesus!" Jon said.
"Now a company named Compile made a unique puzzle game that involved matching four blobs to fight your enemies in the 90's. They used characters for their "Modou Mogatari" dungeon crawler RPGs for the game. If you think that the game sounds familiar, that's because the first game was brought to America as Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Kirby's Avalanche. It's was so successful in Japan, that they made a sequel! And another one! And another one! And a bunch of spin-offs." Jon said.
"Because of this, Compile fell into a debt that they couldn't repay. So in 1997, they sold the rights to SEGA, and borrowed back from them. They still went under though. SEGA then started to use their Sonic Team brand to make new Puyo games. And no, I will not do the Sonic Team is high on drugs joke anymore. They made a game on the GBA, and then made a reboot staring schoolchildren and magic creatures. That game actually got an American release, Puyo Pop Fever, which is one of the best obscure GameCube games out there!" Jon said.
"Anyways, let's start with Puyo Puyo". Jon said, before putting the Super Famicom game in the Famicom. The game started up, and Jon saw an anime girl and a brick background. Jon pressed start and went for the hard course. Of course, he couldn't understand Japanese.
"Well, can't f*kin' understand this. But there's always another way! Translators!"" Jon said.
Back to the game, we see that Jon is actually progressing pretty good.
"Now, the translator says that the story is about a 16 year old named Arle, who is going to beat up Satan because she wants to?" Jon said.
Just then, an alarm went off.
"Oh i'm sorry, that's just my YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP ALARM!" Jon said.
Jon then managed to make it to the final stage, Satan.
"So apparently, Satan wants to marry Arle? Even though he's thousands of years old, and she's 16." Jon said.
Just then, George Michael's Careless Whisper played in the room.
"Gah! IT'S THE PERVERSION ALARM! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" Jon shouted.
Jon then beat Satan, and finished the game.
"Well that was easy. Now on to Puyo Puyo Tsu." Jon said, putting out Puyo Puyo and putting in Puyo Puyo Tsu into the Famicom.
"Now this game is similar to the first game, but it uses a few different rules to make the game more balanced and fair. Anyways, the story is that Arle is going to a tower for a treasure, and she must fight other characters. Such unique characters as a skeleton that drinks tea, an anime girl who is half dragon and is obsessed with beauty contests, a angel that can't sing, a Yandre, and a swordsman who speaks like he's a pervert?...". Jon said.
Just then, the You Can't Make This Shit Up Alarm and the Perversion Alarm started to play at the same time. Jon then destroyed both of the alarms.
"Well that was a load of a shit. Anyways, back to the game." Jon said, while playing fairly well. He eventually made it to Masked Satan.
"So apparently, the final boss is a guy named Masked Satan. Gee, I wonder who he could be!" Jon said.
Jon then beat Masked Satan, and won the game.
"And in the end, it turned out that Masked Satan was really Satan all along. Um, i'm sorry, WHAT?! WHAT THE FU-". Jon said.
"Well, now on to Puyo Puyo SUN!" Jon said, putting the SUN PlayStation disc into the Sega Saturn.
"Now this game is a bit different, as it uses a gimmick for the game. If you haven't figured it out from the title, it's the sun." Jon said.
"This time, the plot revolves around Satan wanting to enlarge the sun so he can get the perfect tan. I'm sorry, what?...". Jon said.
"Anyways, there is three courses, easy, normal, and hard. The game is based around using these SUN puyos that drop when a chain is offsetted, and they power up chains. It's a little complicated, but it's a decent idea." Jon said, while beating the game.
"Anyways, on to Puyo Puyo YON." Jon said before putting the YON disc in to the Saturn.
"Now this game is well known for being one of the worst Puyo games ever. It has a coherent plot, but there are flaws." Jon said.
"Now, before we start, I would like to point out the beautiful anime art style here! It's quite a change from the looks of the last three games!" Jon said.
"Anyways, the plot is that Carbuncle, Arle's pet rabbit was kidnapped, and now Arle has to go save it. It gets crazier from there." Jon said.
"Now this game uses a mechanic known as "Super Attacks". It's kinda similar to the Limit Breaks from Final Fantasy VII. There's a gauge that powers up, and can give the characters special abilities. Some are very overpowered. You can see that this is why YON rules never appeared again." Jon said.
"Alright, next off is Puyo Puyo Fever." Jon said before putting the GCN disc in the PS2.
"Now this was made after SEGA got their hands on the franchise, and this is basically a soft reboot of the franchise." Jon said as he progressed through the game.
"The game is about a girl named Amitie as well as another girl named Raffina going on a misadventure. How fun." Jon said.
"Now this game is built around the Fever rule, which is like YON, built around a Limit Break effect known as Fever Mode." Jon said.
"Anyways now on to Puyo Puyo Fever 2." Jon said before putting the PS2 game in a Xbox.
"Now like the other game, this is built around the Fever mechanic. It's fun!" Jon said as progressing.
"There are three characters to play as in story mode, Amitie and Raffina from the previous game, and a new character, Sig. I looked who this Sig guy was, and it turns out he's the one of the most popular characters in the franchise! Anyways, each character has 3 modes, easy or RunRun, normal or WakuWaku, and hard or HaraHara. For the hard courses it can get pretty hard." Jon said as he beat Sig's HaraHara course.
"Well, that was intense." Jon said.
"Now, it's time for the final ending! JAPANESE SEIZURE ATTACK!" Jon said before launching a beam of brightly flashing colours.
VIDEO END
Well, that was, well... Uh... Something different. Anyways, I will try to bring you guys the next chapter of this fanfic, but it'll be a bit hard. I have exams coming up in a few weeks, so I won't have a lot of time to write this. But I'll try. Remember to like, share, follow, and review. This is SMG4's SuperFan, signing off!