The Shortest Story Ever! Series

by Mouseworks Inc

A collection of really short stories which I update every once in a while. As they say, Brevity is Wit!

3. The Ship that Should NEVER Sail

Professor Minerva McGonaGall and her secret lover were sitting in the room of requirement. It was furnished very romantically, a roaring fire, with candles and cushions everywhere.

"Oh professor, I love you." The boy said.

"I love you too Draco, but would you do one thing for me?" the teacher said.

" Anything!" Draco said.

"Call me Minnie." Minnie said.

"Ok. Sugarlips." Draco said.

"Thanks, Cuddlebunns." Minnie said.

THE END

A/N: what do you think? My sister wrote that one! Isn't is gross!