Chapter 003

It's Been Fun

Sunday, December 05, 2010, at around 11:15 p.m.

Amy's Apartment

I say a prayer for the two girls before watching my former friend get up from the bed. He then heads into the bathroom to survey the damage. He smiles cruelly at the sight before us in the mirror. Blood covers Stefan from head to toe. It's even in his spiky brunette hair. Kol, whom I used to think was, despite his horrible reputation, a good, decent man thinks, 'Perfect.'

Then he decides to try something and looks at himself in the mirror catching his own eyes and tells himself, "After I have left your body, Stefan, you will not dispose of your bloody clothes nor try to hide what I did while in your body. You will take full responsibility for all of it when presented with the evidence of what I did tonight." He smiles cruelly with a sparkle in his borrowed hazel eyes when he finds himself repeating what he just said so he's confident the compulsion worked.

Smiling widely at the trouble he's no doubt caused and will continue to create, Kol throws Stefan's clothes back on without cleaning the blood, or cum, off himself and then leaves the apartment. He goes back out the front door and makes sure to be in clear view of the cameras so they can get nice shots of his bloody borrowed face when he pushes the door open with an equally bloody hand leaving Stefan's nicely defined hand print behind and walks out into the night.

Once he's outside, he heads back to the boarding house where he figures Damon, and perhaps Elena, is getting ready for bed. When we arrive, Kol smiles one of his patent, not nice smiles because the Camaro is, in fact, sitting in the boarding house's driveway.

He noisily makes his way inside knowing that his host's older brother, 'nosy fucker that he is,' won't be able to stop himself from coming to find out what his baby brother has been up to. Kol rushes to one of the couches in the living room and sits down doing his best to adopt a forlorn expression.

A moment later Damon comes to the entrance of the room and stops before gazing at his brother for a long minute. He frowns at all the blood covering Stefan, and when he walks into the room, he also notices but doesn't comment on the scent of cum rolling off the younger man's body every time he moves.

Damon's blue eyes narrow a moment later when he realizes the blood and cum belong to at least two women. He still doesn't comment and instead heads to the alcohol cart and pours two glasses of Scotch figuring his brother's infamous and epic guilt is probably already pummeling him.

Damon hands one rocks glass to the vampire secretly borrowing his baby brother's body before saying, "Here you probably need this if all that blood and cum on you is any indication."

Damon takes a sip from his own glass after Kol nods and takes the drink before sipping at it and waiting for his opportunity. It comes a minute later when Damon asks, "Do you want to talk about it or should I leave you to be your usually broody self?"

The body snatching original doesn't immediately answer so Damon rests his hand on his brother's shoulder, and his thumb brushes the side of Stefan's neck ever so slightly.

As though a switch flips, Stefan comes back to himself. It takes a moment for him to realize he's sitting in the boarding house's sitting room with his brother hovering over him and looking at him with a curious narrowing of his eyes while Damon rests his hand on Stefan's shoulder.

He takes a deep breath, and the scent of human blood and sex overpowers his senses while he blinks a few times and takes another deep breath scenting the blood and cum of what he thinks is at least two humans saturating his pores.

Stefan looks up at his brother and asks, "Damon, what? What happened?"

Kol, who is now quite happily inside Damon's body, frowns and shrugs before removing his hand and after pausing to remind himself to use less formal language he tells Stefan, "I don't know, are you telling me you blacked out? What's the last thing you remember?"

Stefan narrows his green eyes and frowns back while he tries to remember. "I remember burying Kol and Bonnie and digging the hole for Caroline, but then I don't remember anything."

Kol pauses and wracks his brain for the words he thinks his host would be likely to use and he smiles slightly when he recalls several conversations he's secretly overheard since being undaggered.

He struggles to keep the smile off his face before he uses the information he's just remembered and says, "Well that's good to know. Maybe the stress of burying your, what did you call Vampire Barbie, your sober buddy, maybe the stress of the day was just too much for you. You have to remember that your usual diet makes your emotions harder to ignore. Clearly, you deviated from your normal dinner, and I hope had some fun while you were at it. You should go clean up and then lay down. Maybe some sleep will do you some good."

Stefan wonders, 'Why does he think the fact I can't remember is a good thing?' What Kol has said is accurate though so the younger vampire nods anyway and stands before he downs the drink in his hand and places the empty glass on a side table and then walks towards the stairs.

He makes it to the upstairs hallway before Elena comes out of Damon's bedroom and stares at her ex-boyfriend with watery eyes. Her muddy brown eyes widen when she notices the blood covering Stefan, and she speeds over to him before asking, "What, what happened to you?"

The overly tired Stefan shakes his head before telling her, "I don't know."

Frowning and brushing her brunette hair over her shoulder she asks with wide, unbelieving eyes, "What do you mean you don't know? You're covered in human blood. Whose is it? It smells like more than one person. And did you have sex with them?"

Stefan sighs and ignoring Elena's deep frown and his sudden realization that he's quickly falling out of love with her now that she's a vampire he tells her, "I don't know, Elena."

Ever the pushy girl, Elena's frown deepens before she asks with attitude, "How can you not know? You can't cause that much blood loss without major damage being done so how can you possibly not know whose blood that is?"

Frowning back at her Stefan tells her, "I occasionally black out when I feed on humans. It's been a while since it happened last, but it does happen on occasion, now if you'll excuse me, I need to clean up."

I can tell from his thoughts that he feels strangely detached while he walks past his now scowling ex-girlfriend into his room and strips before throwing his clothes in the trash. He considers burning them but then casts the idea aside and just leaves them in the barrel.

Deeply unsettled he wonders, 'Who did I kill? Why can't I remember? It feels different than the other times I've blacked out. Instead of some lingering feeling of what I've done, it's just a big blank spot in my mind.'

His thirst is steadily growing, so he showers quickly and then changes clothes before sneaking out of the house through his bedroom window. While he walks away from the house, he thinks, 'Maybe some fresh air and perhaps a little more blood will do me some good.' I'm not sure what makes him think more blood will help but when I try to follow him, I get outside and then immediately find myself back inside the house. That happens twice before I give up and go looking for Kol.

Damon's Bathroom in the Salvatore Boarding House

While the body snatching original I used to call my friend takes a shower washing off the grime of 'Wherever Damon and company went to find The Bloody Cure,' he looks in the mirror at Damon's body, which in Kol's humble opinion isn't too shabby. He thinks, 'Certainly his equipment is more on par with my own than his baby brother's was.'

The sound of Stefan sneaking out of the house reached Kol's ears about the same time Elena, who's been playing with both Salvatore brothers' hearts, came back into Damon's bedroom from the kitchen where she made herself a sandwich.

There is a heartbeat faster than a vampire's two doors down so that coupled with his scent causes Kol and I both to surmise that Jeremy is also in the house and currently tossing and turning in bed by the sound of it. The smell of Jeremy's tears tickles Kol's nose while the teen whimpers in his sleep.

Kol closes his eyes while he rinses the soap off his borrowed body, but his back stiffens, and his lips narrow and thin out while he thinks, 'Good the murdering little brat deserves to suffer before I kill him.'

Once he's washed off all the soap, the body snatcher turns off the shower and grabs a towel drying himself off quickly, and then he walks into the bedroom buck naked. Even though both of her best friends died today, Elena can't stop herself from licking her lips while she takes in her current boyfriend's naked form. Kol chuckles at her response and honestly, despite it not being his body, he still preens a little on principle alone because unlike Stefan Damon isn't a disgrace to all men everywhere.

Elena gets up off the bed where she was sitting in a black men's button-down shirt and walks towards the man she believes is her boyfriend. For his part, Kol pauses and takes a moment enjoying the sight of her shapely legs before she strokes his borrowed cheek with her soft hand and says, "Make me forget, Damon," and then leans up and kisses him.

He smiles into the kiss and thinks, 'Hmm, her words mean she'll probably let me fuck her. It's been a while, over 320 years, since I last fucked another vampire.' While he's not in his own body, he's fairly certain Damon won't allow him to be a disappointment. He continues this thought, 'Now whether little Elena will be a disappointment is another story entirely, but I'll take the chance because even bad sex is worth having.'

Clearly, he's decided not to worry about his accumulating pile of sins. I frown at that thought. My old friend was a devout Christian, and before his death the other day he obeyed God's laws governing sex outside of the marriage bed. I'm quite confident his anger will eventually fade, and he will deeply regret everything he's been doing the last few days. However, I know the ancient teen has historically lost his temper or sought out revenge in the heat of the moment, however long that moment might be, and then when it's all over, and he's had a chance to calm himself Kol profoundly regrets his actions and then drowns in his immense guilt.

I'm brought back out of my reflections on the ton of guilt I think will eventually smother my old friend when he walks Elena back towards the huge bed. When she hits the edge, he lifts her up and throws her onto the bed. She giggles briefly then smiles when he climbs onto the bed and begins kissing first her feet and then he moves his way up her legs until he reaches the bottom of her shirt. Moving up so his face is even with hers he kisses the much younger teen while he works at unbuttoning the buttons of her shirt. After the third button, the ever eager and impatient Kol just tears the thing apart revealing her smooth slightly olive skin and breasts that while not the best he's ever seen are not anything to be ashamed of either.

I try to look away or move out of the room again but the farthest I can get it is right beside the door of the room. I can't exit the room, however, and I feel some force making me watch my friend have sex with my granddaughter's best friend.

While Kol leans down and kisses the tops of her breasts and then mouths all over the mounds, her hands come up to his back, and she rakes her nails down his borrowed back drawing blood.

Apparently, she likes it rough, to which Kol thinks, 'Good to know,' so he responds by biting the nipple in his mouth hard which causes her to gasp and say, "Harder Damon."

Obliging her, he bites her nipple harder with his flat teeth, and then he switches to the other side while his hand slides down her nubile body and parts her lips finding copious amounts of moisture waiting for him.

Kol uses his borrowed finger to circle her clit a few times only stopping to flick it before going back to circling it. Then he uses his index finger and his thumb grabbing hold of the slippery little nub before he twists hard causing Elena to grab hold of her long brown hair and pull while she cums harder than she thinks she ever has.

My wayward friend leans up and kisses Elena all the while getting a perverse pleasure out of the knowledge that she has no clue she's kissing her mortal enemy. Deciding his pleasure at her lack of knowledge will be even higher when he fucks her he grabs hold of Damon's manhood and positioning it at her entrance he then slams into her causing her to cry out, "God yes! Harder Damon!"

His pleasure ratchets up every time she calls him Damon and God, I really don't want to watch Kol's sexcapades again or hear in his thoughts how pleased he is that he's secretly fucking his mortal enemy without her being aware of his deception.

I try to look away once more but still have no luck, so I clearly see his smirk before he tells her, "Whatever you want, Darling," before he pulls out almost all the way and then shoves into her harder than before and sets a pounding rhythm.

A few minutes later he breaks from kissing her and tells her, "Cum with me, Darling!"

The original pumps in and out of her a few more times barely noticing when she freezes suddenly aware that she may very well be fucking the man she actively conspired to kill and then helped murder in cold blood. Just as he cums, she asks, "Kol?"

He smirks even more pleased with himself while he watches Elena's eyes widen in horror at her new knowledge. Mid-orgasm he jumps into her body which given their current activities is easy to do.

Damon freezes above his girlfriend and unknowingly looks at the original in her body for a minute before picking the rhythm back up and despite having just cum he pounds into Kol's borrowed body hard and Kol marvels at the sensations, 'So this is what the women I've slept with felt as I fucked them.'

Lifting the other vampire's leg around his hip Damon gives them a better angle and the body borrowing Kol thinks, 'Oh My God,' just before he cums hard and sees stars burst behind his host's eyelids.

Damon flips them a moment later, and Kol seizes this unique opportunity and sits up on Damon's lap, and with his hands resting on the other man's chest, Kol rides him.

Kol's borrowed brown eyes are wide open while he thinks, 'Wow, this angle is even better. He's so very deep. No wonder women like sex, and particularly this position, even more than I usually do when they're riding me. This feels amazing.'

The coil gets tighter and tighter inside his borrowed stomach and then the two immortals both cum a minute later before Kol collapses spent on top of Damon. Once he catches Elena's breath, he thinks, 'I was right. Damon's not a disgrace to all men everywhere, in fact despite this being my first fuck as a woman I think he's quite skilled and coming from me that says something.'

I can't help but laugh again at Kol's thoughts even when Damon looks down at Kol inside the doppelgänger's body and says, "I, the last thing I remember before cumming the first time is finding my broody brother covered in blood and sex and giving him what I figured was a much-needed stiff drink. What did I miss? Did something happen?"

Kol smiles to himself and tells Damon, "No, nothing out of the ordinary happened. You took a shower and then we had sex."

Damon frowns and says, "Weird, I've never blacked out before."

Rolling off the other man Kol frowns when Damon pulls Elena's body into his arms, which Kol thinks, 'Okay, that's a little weird,' but he goes with it lest he sends up any more warning flags besides Damon missing time.

Surprisingly Kol falls asleep quickly. He finds himself in the basement dungeon of the home he shares with his siblings looking at little Elena Gilbert sitting inside one of three barred cells in the space. Kol smiles because he knows that the bars have Vervain and Wolfsbane both on the inside core of the bars and coated on the outside. Elena's noticeable dried tear tracks on her face and the still healing blisters on her hands tell Kol that she learned that fact the hard way.

Smiling his not nice smile again he asks the pouting girl responsible for his death, "Hmm, Darling, are you aware of what I'm doing in your body as I do it or do you have no clue?"

Elena frowns and tells the man she hates more than anyone except Niklaus, "No, I found myself in this cell, and I think it's inside the mirror at my house."

Kol nods while he looks behind her and sees the painting that hangs on the Gilbert's hallway wall opposite the mirror he and everyone else keep finding themselves trapped inside of.

She tells him, "All I know is what happened there, which is nothing because no one is home."

Kol laughs and smirks before he tells the teen he hates more than everyone except his father and mother and tells her, "Then allow me to tell you what I plan to do while inside your hot, tight, little body. I might have sex with your boyfriend again because he really is quite talented. I'm curious what he can do with his tongue… but then I'm going to kill your brother while inside your body, which will give you The Hunter's Curse instead of me. I was going to do it in Damon's body, but I think staring into his older sister's face while you strangle him will hurt poor little Jeremy more than it would being killed by a man who has killed tens of thousands of people in his more than a century and a half as a vampire."

The selfish girl gasps and says, "Please don't! I'll do anything, please." Frowning I shake my head at the pair because Elena is more worried about her gaining The Hunter's Curse than about the fact that her baby brother will be dead and gone. To prove my hypothesis the brunette girl thinks, 'If God really exists, please, God, I can't survive that hell again. I don't want to die by my own hand. I don't want to die at all. If you keep my body from killing Jer I'll do anything you want, God, please. I won't survive the curse long enough for Damon to find another potential hunter and save me again.'

My eyes widen, 'If God really exists?' That girl came to church with her parents and brother every Sunday just the same as my granddaughter and me, and she has doubts? I look deeper at her thoughts and realize she's never genuinely believed that God exists, and she always resented the adults and even my grandbaby who often tried to tell her otherwise.

No wonder she's so selfish. She doesn't believe God is real, so she sees no reason to follow his commandments to love God and love your neighbor as you love yourself, as Jesus loves each and every one of us.

I focus back on my friend in time to see his smirk deepen before he tells Elena, who is nearly sobbing, "Probably should have thought of that before you and your brother planned my murder and then executed that plan. Now, do you think I should drain him dry or stick with my original idea and strangle him?"

He pauses and crosses his arms over his chest, and when all she does is deepen her pout and doesn't respond, he asks her, "Do you know it takes more than two minutes to kill someone by strangulation? In fact, it can take up to ten whole minutes if you don't know what you're doing. I'm quite well versed in all manner of murder so it would be two minutes of your baby brother staring into your eyes while you choke the breath right out of him. Kind of fitting don't you think? After all, you forced my big brother to watch as you and my former mate set me on fire and murdered me."

He shifts on his feet and asks, "Do you know how much it hurts to have the fire burning your flesh and feeling the magic that animates you violently pulled from your body? The short answer is there is no other pain quite like it. While I'd prefer to show your brother exactly what it felt like, I think your boyfriend might notice the smoke and the screaming, so I'll just settle for watching the life fade from your baby brother's eyes while your hands are tightly wrapped around his throat."

She's crying and trembling before Kol tells her, "Yes, I think my best bet is to stick with strangulation. Well, it's been fun chatting with you, but I have things to do, a brother to kill."