A.N.: Having grown tired of staring at naruto_meme's rotten, spam-ridden corpse, I have made myself a tumblr and am currently accepting anon drabble prompts over there, mostly for Kakashi/Gai-stuff, since, as you probably all know, I really love the pairing and am generally saddened by the lack of new fic. Anyway, the tumblr's called "mediocrekakagai" (because that's pretty much what you'll find there). It's here: mediocrekakagai/tumblr/com (replace all / with . ). You can leave prompts by clicking on "prompt me" unless I get overrun and close the ask box, which, so far, is unlikely as there are currently about 3 people who have left prompts, and most of them never came back. I'll probably post most of my stuff here as well. So, the following is the kind of stuff you can get over there.
The whole let's play spin the bottle-thing, yep, that had been Obito's idea, all part of his master plan, and it had been going well, too. First, Kakashi made a fuss, as expected of him, being the stuck-up ruiner of everything even potentially fun, but he gave in soon enough, rolling his eyes and sighing, and, yeah, Obito was not exactly a fan of the fact that Rin of all people was the person who got Kakashi to join, but whatever, he was sure things would work out in the long run.
Except that they didn't.
At all.
Because when it was Obito's turn, and he gave the bottle what he thought was just the right amount of force and twist, it did not, as he had intended, land on Rin but kept sliding a tiny bit further to the right, and ended up pointing at none other than Maito Gai. Which was totally a try again until you get a girl kinda situation, right? Wrong, according to the giggling girls, and even the other smirking boys – right, we'll see how much you'll like it when it's you, Obito thought spitefully.
Anyway, the consensus was that they had to kiss, which was totally cruel and unusual punishment. Here they were, trying to celebrate the end of the chuunin exams, and Obito was supposed to kiss the guy who kicked his ass twice? No way.
Gai for his part just stared at Obito with those beady little eyes of his that were completely overshadowed by his freaky eyebrows. He didn't really seem to have an opinion on the whole matter, which was pretty weird but maybe not surprising considering Gai's general level of weirdness. Anyway, the sight of him was enough to make Obito want to protest again, perhaps just storm off – except that that would make him look bad in front of Rin, so that was probably a no – but… Well, Rin was smiling at him in a sort of come on, it's for fun – sort of way, and Obito found himself thinking that, once they were married, they'd probably laugh about this whole thing, and it really didn't matter, did it?
And then, all bets were off anyway, because Kakashi, that idiot, looked at Gai, cocked his head, and said in that annoying, mildly bored tone of his, "What are you waiting for, Gai-kun? Are you scared?"
And Gai shouted, "Hah, I'm not scared of anything, rival!" and launched himself at Obito, grabbing him by the shoulders and clamping his lips over Obito's mouth like some sort of oversized suckerfish. And all Obito could think, as he heard his friends burst into laughter in the background, was how minty Gai's lips tasted.