It's my unbirthday, so I'm rezzing the shortest story ever series! Yayz! In this chapter, we have a medley! One created by me, and another fan-created story by navarro09!
navarro09's story
Once upon a time, Draco wanted to be Harry Potter. So he took Harry's glasses, painted a scar on his forehead, and dyed his hair black.
But without his glasses, Harry couldn't see. The same could also be said for Draco who's vision was now blurry due to the heavy prescription glasses he now sported.
Somehow, they each ran into each other so fast and so hard when trying to see that they clonked heads and both caught amensia. When they woke up, both thought they were the real Harry, and so they got into a fight until Harry killed...er..Harry. Thus was the end of the famous Harry Potter and the great Draco Malfoy.
My Story
One night, Harry bolted upright on his four-poster bed.
"I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED OCCLUMENCY!!!" he screamed.
Then he went back to sleep.
End of Medley!