Welcome to the useless, non-plot advancing mini chapter I call; A DAY IN YANG MING'S HEAD APPRECIATION CHAPPIE! Because, how often do we get to see what is going on in the head of Feng Lan's adorable brother? Okay maybe not adorable... But re-reading the earlier novels of Half Prince makes me miss his "YOU TRANNY SISTER OF MINES!" Mini comments and so... This happened. I'm not even sorry.

Okay, I admit I'm in a bit a slump too. But this was fun to write and it's the thought that counts, right? RIGHT!? I updated. Be happy! Be happy! Also... Why do my updates happen to be at quite unreasonable times when I should be asleep? Why indeed...

Until next time!

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For some reason, the entire Odd Squad (and one Feng Wu Qing who after the whole Long Dian fiasco never seemed to leave the castle without them,) never got tired of seeing the gluttonous pet Meatbun eat his own kind. It was always a fascinating thing to observe.

Scary, maybe. A bit freaky, perhaps. But interesting and fascinating nevertheless.

"How many is that by now?" Feng Wu Qing said as he stared at the small pet gorging down his own kind with a hungry, cute smile.

"Ten, eleven, twelve... Twenty!" Lolidragon was counting off. "I can't take it anymore. You guys keep track."

"We'll eventually go broke if he keeps eating like that." Yu Lian stated.

Prince grabbed a hold of his pet. "Okay Meatbun. That's enough."

"Meatbun hungry, mama." The energetic pet hopped out of the elf's grasp and went back to eating.

"Doll doesn't want Prince-gege to think she never fed Meatbun. Meatbun always ate half of Doll's meals."

Prince smiled softly, a thing only seen by those of Odd Squad and their close friends. "I know how much Meatbun eats, Doll. I'm not saying anything."

Everyone can see he totally got the appetite from you, you tranny sister of mines! Feng Wu Qing wanted to blurt out. And that's not even a good quality to have. "How you guys aren't broke by now, beats me." He stated.

Prince blinked. "Oh, you can thank Yu Lian for that," he said. "She keeps a good check on our coins and how they're spent." He pursed his lips in thought. "Why you think I went to the Southern Continent using Sunshine's carpet? Yu Lian would have killed me if I borrowed money for this kind of reason."

"You bet I would have!" She said.

I thought the reason was because you couldn't easily reach it by any other means, but you had this kind of thing in mind? Sister, I can only imagine what you use your money for that Yu Lian has this kind of leash on you... But he just said; "They just don't trust you with money. I wouldn't either."

Prince had been too busy stuffing his face with the remaining meatbuns to listen to whatever Feng Wu Qing was blabbering on about.

By the time the elf had finished the last meatbun, his pet stared with a saddened look. "No more, mama?"

"No more." Prince said, agreeing with the pet that there were indeed no more left.

It's rumored that the wolf training territory was flooded for a entire day due to the tears of one upset pet. A Meatbun that had eyes and whose body grew to at least three sizes, like rising yeast. Or so it's rumored.

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"I don't see how this is fair," Prince grumbled as he handed over his precious dao and tiara to Lolidragon. "This is ridiculous."

"Calm down Prince. All our weapons are being sent in to repair," Ugly Wolf said. "Arctic Fox is dealing with it himself so they're in safe hands."

"I don't like this. What am I supposed to do for the next three days? Not to mention it's the weekend." Prince crossed his arms.

"His highness can spend it with me!" Gui replied instantly.

"I'd rather be sent to the rebirth point a million times!" Prince huffed.

"That's not possible." Lolidragon snickered.

"One can dream." Prince stated. He then kicked Gui. "Get off me!"

"This Gui will protect his highness." The bard was literally grabbing unto the elf. "I shall be your bodyguard during these three days!" He stated with heart shaped eyes.

"I don't need a bodyguard!" Prince once again kicked him. "Even without my dao, I'm still the blood elf! Don't you forget it." He exclaimed, as if stating his given title would help.

"Right, mister blood elf," and Lolidragon went into a full fit of giggles. "Did you start to think about what you'll do for the next three days yet?"

"Sleep like a log! And pig out on food." He exclaimed with starry eyes.

Everyone sweat dropped. This is the kind of person who we always seem to leave the fate of the game to?

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For that weekend, Prince did not log into the game. His real life self, Feng Lan, was determined to take that time to study and do stuff around the house.

Her brother, Feng Yang Ming, was quite happy about this arrangement because he not only managed to get fed three decent meals a day, but he also got to copy off his sister's homework.

Score! He was really excited to go to university on Monday.

By the middle of Saturday afternoon, Feng Lan was at her wits end. She started making the preparations for lunch and the poor fish were cut up to a million pieces by the hands of a gaming expert who did nothing but butcher animals for training.

I feel sorry for the food was all that Yang Ming was thinking as he stared from a safe distance. What have the fish done to you to be treated like this, sister? He sighed and went back to his room to play some video games until he'd be called to go to the kitchen when it would all be ready. Sure, he felt bad, but food was food.

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The weekend passed and Monday came along. With it, the usual school week started and in the Feng family, it was always chaotic.

"I'm still missing worksheet five," Yang Ming said as he expertly managed to butter his toast and glance down to the planner where he wrote down the homework to be so kindly copied... Ermmm borrowed... Okay fine that he always made sure to bribe one way or another from his sister whom he shared the same classes with. "Ah, and the notes from chapter twenty three from Professor Gui."

"Don't you mention that perverted teacher in this home you jerk!" Feng Lan kicked her brother under the table and went about putting more syrup on the pancakes with one hand and then stuffing stuff into her school bag with the other.

"But Laaaaan!" He whined. "We're going to be late if we don't hurry and I really need that worksheet."

"I'm not a free pass you annoying brother! Do your own work." Feng Lan ate her pancakes hurriedly and closed her bag. Grabbing the house keys and the hover bike's, she put on a light jacket and zipped it up. "I'm giving you five minutes to get ready or you're finding your own ride to campus."

Yang Ming ate the rest of his food at lightning fast speed he didn't even knew he had. Maybe I got infected by this tranny sister of mines! At the thought, he panicked and vowed to make sure he wouldn't do this again in the future.