This time it's different; we're going to use the marauders instead of Harry!
Here goes.
"Git." Said James
"A really really really big git, whom I hate with a firery burning hatred. He will forever be my enemy," said Sirius.
"Greasy." Said Peter.
"An idiot." Said Remus.
The contest was; describe Snape in as few words as possible.
Sirius lost.
The end