"Ron, how could you join the Death Eaters?" Hermione sobbed as Ron pointed his wand at her.
"Let's face it," Ron chuckled, "I'm evil. AVADA KED-"
"EXPELLIARMUS!" As his wand was blasted out of his hand, Ron turned around. Standing in the doorway was Draco Malfoy.
"Curses! Foiled again!" said Ron as he scrambled for his wand.
"You've got that right," Said Draco. "Levicorpus!" Ron promptly started dangling in the air.
"Oh, Draco!" Said Hermione as she rushed towards him.
"Oh, Hermione!" Said Draco as they embraced, his leather pants squeaking against her catholic school girl skirt. They looked into each other's eyes, and leaned in close…
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" Said J.K. Rowling.
"Oh Snap!" the author closed her macbook and ran away from the real author as fast as she could.