Dear Diary or Journal

by DragonCrazy

Dear journal, not diary, Let's make this quick. I've got limited time, you know. So, anyway, this is a manly, sophisticated journal written only to- make himself look manly in front of Evans- shut up Padfoot! A series of journal/diary entries from various HP characters, all because of Divination. Will be all eras, including Maruaders, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Golden Trio, Next Gen.

2. Sirius Black

Dear Journal,

Evans has done it. She drove Prongs crazy.

I'm serious! Prongs ran over to me, tied me up, conjoured a cauldron out of nowhere and filled it boiling water, yelling ,"FOR YOU, MY SWEET FLOWER! DATE AFTER I TOSS SIRIUS IN THIS BOILING CAULDRON?"

I barely got away. Also, while I was literally fighting for my life, that coward Wormtail just sat there and laughed. He will pay, the snivelling coward! And the whole Gryffindor house. They're cowards too. Except for Evans. We decided to get revenge against Prongs. It will be humiliating and painful.

So anyways, my dreams... Shut it Prongs, you deserve to be tied up there in the corner. And muffled.

Date: May 1st, 1976

Dream: Tossing James into a boiling cauldron.

Prediction: Prongs will get severely burned. And suffer. And die. Rightfully, I'm supposed to be his best mate. Err... I am suffering in betrayal, so extra points?

The greatest prankster in history,

Sirius