California Friends

Season 1, Episode 6: The Clueless Halloween

October 25, 2013

Previously on 'California Friends'; Nattie threatens Vince with quitting if she finds out Eve had anything with Kelly's expired contract, meanwhile Eve try's to turn Melina against Nattie, and The Bella Twins have this huge argument.

~Inspired By The 1995 Film, 'Clueless'. And Inspired By Some Of Pop Culture.

Starring~ Melina Perez, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Eve Torres, and Nattie Neidhart.


Eve walks in the locker room, when she sees Kelly getting her stuff out.

"Hey Barbie, I'm here to make your decision easier," Eve says as she smiles.

Kelly turns to Eve, "What are you talking about," Kelly says as she continues to pack.

"Well I was offered a modeling job, but of course since I'm so busy... I said no," Eve says as she sits on the bench.

"Eve where are you going with this," Kelly says as she closes her locker.

"Well I offered them to give you the spot instead, and well they said yes," Eve says as she fixes her glasses.

Kelly pauses and then sits down, "Wait, you're not kidding... are you?" Kelly says.

"Nope, I'm not kidding, and they're a big company, they could do a lot for your modeling career," Eve says as she get's up.

"Wow, I mean... I don't know what to say," Kelly says as she closes her bag.

"Don't worry, but a thank you wouldn't hurt," Eve says as she hands Kelly the modeling business card.

"They're open 24/7, you can call anytime, they already said yes to you... however they still need a yes from you," Eve says as she picks up her purse.

"Eve why are you doing this, I mean why are you helping me," Kelly says.

Eve turns around, "Well, let's just say I'm doing both of us a favor," Eve says as she starts to walk out.

Eve turns around again, "Because Let's face it Kelly, it's time for you to hang up those wrestling boots," Eve says as she finally walks out.

"At the end of it all, I'll end up winning more... Ugh she's totally Clueless," Eve whispers to herself as she giggles.


"Melina can you help me out with this," Jillian says as she holds the fake spiderweb from one side.

Melina grabs the other end, "Do you know what you're going as," Melina asks Jillian as she hangs up the spiderweb.

"I have no idea what I'm going to be, I've been so busy planning this party," Jillian says as she puts spiders on the web.

"What about you, what are you wearing for tonight's party," Jillian says as she brings out bowls.

"Duh, I'm going as Cher Horowitz from the Iconic movie Clueless," Melina says as she puts on her blonde wig.

Jillian starts laughing, "I love it, that was one of our favorite movies, so what outfit from her's are you wearing" Jillian says as she starts putting out the snacks.

"Duh, the famous yellow plaited one," Melina says as she flips her hair back.

"That's amazing, I actually still have my Dionne outfit from a few years ago," Jillian says as she runs to get it.

Jillian pulls out the black plaited skirt, "I even have the black dreadlocks wig," Jillian says.

"That's who you'll be tonight, you have to Jillian, they're both best friends in the movie, it works perfectly," Melina says as she starts walking down the hall.

"I guess I could be her again this year, we'll both be Clueless tonight," Jillian says as she follows Melina.

"Okay now that we got costumes out of the way, we should talk about invites," Melina says as she turns to Jillian.

"Okay well I'm guessing by that you mean the girls from your wrestling school," Jillian says as she sits on the counter.

"It does, I was sort of wondering, well how do you un-invite somebody," Melina says as she sits on the couch.

"Woah, who are you talking about here," Jillian says as she eats a pumpkin shaped cookie.

"I'm talking about Nattie, I invited her before Eve told me not to talk to her," Melina says.

"Woah, again, I'm not going to let you un-invite somebody, it's rude, plus who is this Eve girl, she can't control you like that," Jillian says.

Melina looks over at Jillian, "You're right, I'm going to talk to Nattie and apologize to her, I'll call her right now and make sure she comes," Melina says as she grabs the phone.

Melina starts dialing, "I'm not even going to tell Eve that I'm calling Nattie, I'll leave her totally Clueless," Melina says as she turns back to the phone.


Vince McMahon goes through his phone messages when Kelly walks in.

Vince puts down the phone and looks over at Kelly, "Nice to see you Kelly, what can I help you with," Vince says.

"Well, I've made up my mind on whether or not I want to continue with you guys," Kelly says as she hands over the contract to Vince.

Vince looks down at the contract, "Ah, well if it feels right to you, then I guess it is what it is," Vince says as he shakes Kelly's hand.

"I'm going to miss wrestling and all the people here, but I just want to move on, and I want to find new opportunities," Kelly says as she get's up.

"Well I guess I better announce it on our website, people will care... trust me, you always had the biggest fan base from our whole roster," Vince says as he get's up.

"I know, I'll miss it all, you know that was one thing I thought hard about... the fans," Kelly says.

"Well it was great working with you and watching you grow, I wish you nothing but the best Barbara, and if you ever want to come back... I'll call you Kelly again, and the doors will be open," Vince says as he goes to hug Kelly while laughing.

"I guess I'll be going by Barbie Blank this time, ahhh, you know I'm going to miss you Vince, you and you're humor" Kelly says as they both break out of the hug and chuckle.

"Well I hope you don't end up totally Clueless out in the real world," Vince says as they continue to laugh.


The Dj starts playing Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl, when Melina and Jillian Hall walk out of the room, dressed as Cher and Dionne from Clueless.

Melina walks down the stairs with her long white socks and her black high heels, as she adjust's her yellow tartan plaid skirt, and as she flaunts her matching yellow tartan plaid jacket, all while flipping her blonde hair. People turn to look over at Melina as they watch her body walk, meanwhile in Melina's mind this is all happening in slow motion.

Melina walks over to the drinks, when she then looks to her side, "Brie, Nikki, you guys made it," Melina says, trying to speak over the music as she walks to them through all the dancing people.

Both of the sisters turn to look over at Melina, "Oh my god, I love your costume, you're Cher from Clueless, right," they both say to Melina as they hug her.

They then remove themselves away from the dance floor, and walk over to the drinks.

"Yeah I love Clueless, and by the way I love your Batman and Robin costumes, I'm actually also kind of a fan of comic books and super heroes," Melina says as she pours Champagne into her cup.

"Yeah, we thought Batman and Robin would be a good choice for tonight, wicked party by the way Melina," Brie says as she adjusts her mask.

"Well thanks, I actually have to go, as a host I still have a few things to do, but go ahead and serve yourself's to anything, and don't forget to have fun," Melina says as she walks away in her black sharp high heels.

They both wave as Melina walks away, Nikki Bella quietly sneaks Alcohol into her cup, as Brie Bella turns to serve herself Sprite.

"Ooh, I love me some Gwen Stefani," Brie says as she turns to look at the dancing people, and as the song continues to play.

Nikki Bella continues to drink, she then starts to eat a couple of cupcakes while drinking.

Brie turns back to Nikki, "Gosh Nicole, don't you think that's a little too much," Brie says, leaning in to Nikki in order for her to be heard over the music.

"She said 'to have fun', and cupcakes are fun to me," Nikki says, trying to speak over the music as she walks away, eating the frosting off the cupcake.

Brie follows her, "Yeah but Nicole that's a little too much, it's unhealthy," Brie says, trying to speak over the loud music.

Nikki then puts the cupcake down and grabs her drink, she then heads to the dance floor and starts dancing.

Brie crosses her arms and rolls her eyes, "She's totally Clueless of what she's doing right now, probably under the influence or something," Brie says as she walks the other way.


The Dj then changes the track to Gimme More by Britney Spears, Nattie coincidentally walks in dressed as Britney Spears when "It's Britney Bitch," starts off the song.

Nattie looks across the dance floor when she sees Eve dressed as Christina Aguilera, and in her mind she imagines them having a dance off, and her beating Eve with her dance moves.

"Hey Nattie, Gimme a hug," Melina says as she goes over to hug Nattie, and as she touches the fake snake around her shoulders.

Nattie goes to hug Melina, "Wow Melina, you're dressed as a sexually blonde girl," Nattie says, not knowing what Melina is dressed as.

Melina then gives Nattie the famous 'Whatever' 'W' with her hands from the movie, "I can't believe you haven't seen Clueless, I'm Cher," Melina says.

"The singer Cher... just kidding and I guess it must be big in America, but in Canada it's like whatever," Nattie says, teasing and mocking Melina.

They both start to laugh, "And wow you're the one to talk... Miss Britney Spears," Melina says teasing Nattie back.

They continue to laugh, "Anyways Can I talk to you Nattie, in a more quite private place," Melina says as they start to walk outside.

"Yeah what is it," Nattie says as she adjusts her green bra top.

"Well I wanted to say sorry, you know for ignoring you and sort of pushing you away," Melina says.

"It's all cool, really, I just personally am shocked that you're still friends with her," Nattie says as she takes a drink from her drink.

"I mean, well, I just want to keep my friendship with her, and with you," Melina says as she too takes a drink from her drink.

Nattie then takes off her yellow snake, "I'm all over it, I knew Eve would do something like this, and by the way Melina... don't let her control you," Nattie says.

"Ugh As If," Melina says, quoting a line from the movie Clueless, as she snaps her fingers.

"Anyways this is random but wow Nattie, you went all out, you even put the belly piercing on," Melina says as she plays with the jewelry on Nattie's green and blue shorts.

"Yeah, I guess I'm A Slave For Halloween," Nattie says as they start to laugh.

"And Eve also decided to go all out, I can't believe she came as Christina Aguilera from Dirrty tonight," Nattie says as she shakes her head.

"Right I saw her a few minutes ago, I'm not going to lie she looks awesome," Melina says.

"Well it's no surprise Christina comes 2nd to Britney, aka The Princess Of Pop," Nattie says in a joking tone.

"Wow, I mean I guess that's true, she is more successful," Melina says as they continue to laugh.

"Ahhh, anyways Nattie don't tell Eve I'm talking to you, I'll eventually let her know, but for now I want to leave her totally Clueless," Melina says as she wipes her eyes from too much laughing.

They then both continue to laugh as they walk into the room, where Fancy by Iggy Azalea is playing.

Eve then comes out from behind the bushes," Cute, but Nattie, Christina has more talent than Britney," Eve says as she watches them walk inside.

"And I'm not the Clueless one, it'll be you guys, I'll leave both of you totally Clueless," Eve says as puts her hand on her waist, while drinking from her drink.

Meanwhile inside, everybody continues to dance the night away.


Special Guest Stars~ Kelly Kelly, Jillian Hall, and Vince McMahon.

Music Credit~

'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani

'Gimme More' by Britney Spears

'Fancy' by Iggy Azalea

~Special Thanks to the 1995 film, 'Clueless'.

Created by~ Jonathan N.