Dear Diary or Journal

by DragonCrazy

Dear journal, not diary, Let's make this quick. I've got limited time, you know. So, anyway, this is a manly, sophisticated journal written only to- make himself look manly in front of Evans- shut up Padfoot! A series of journal/diary entries from various HP characters, all because of Divination. Will be all eras, including Maruaders, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Golden Trio, Next Gen.

4. Remus Lupin

A/N: Remus does his homework the day after the cauldron incident! Bold Italics are real life, not diary mode!

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Dear Journal,

What did I do to deserve such annoying friends? And now they're trying to kill each other!

Why, Journal, why?

Sirius must have done something to James and made him angry.

Wait...

Oh, someone up there please give me patience. Please.

Ok, Peter's writing is sloppier, and Sirius has bold, neat handwriting.

Potter wrote "Girly Diary" on you, poor journal. In green, too.

Let's see, Sirius' and Peter's too.

"Potter!"

James woke up. "What, Moony?"

"Aguamenti!"

"ACK *COUGH* ACK!"

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MOONY!"

"Does "Girly Diary" ring a bell, Antlerhead?"

"Oh yeah..."

Aguamenti. A classic.

So, my dreams...

Date: May 2nd, 1976

Dream: I went to the Library of Congress. So many books...

Prediction: Potter and Sirius will suffocate from the sheer amount of books in the library. So terrible.

From,

Remus