Dear Diary or Journal

by DragonCrazy

Dear journal, not diary, Let's make this quick. I've got limited time, you know. So, anyway, this is a manly, sophisticated journal written only to- make himself look manly in front of Evans- shut up Padfoot! A series of journal/diary entries from various HP characters, all because of Divination. Will be all eras, including Maruaders, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Golden Trio, Next Gen.

6. James S Potter & Fred Weasley ll

A/N: Again, skipping eras and such. This is not going to be organized.

(Fred is bold and James is normal)

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Dear Mature Journal,

Fred and I are taking Divination. Can't believe the old bat (Trelawney, not Firenze, he's cool) gave us homework. So, we decided to do it together!

Yeah, it's going to be faster, so more time for Quidditch!

Go Quidditch!

Wooh! So, anyway, the homework.

Fred Weasley the Second! How dare you say th-th-that foul word?!

Ahh! I'm so sorry!

It's alright, Freddy, I forgive you. So let's embrace our house and tackle it bravely!

Go Gryffindor!

Date: March 2nd, 2020

Dream: We became the Pranking Kings of the Universe!

Prediction:

We pranked everyone to death.

Trelawney, imagine how terrible it is, everyone dying.

Yeah! Imagine, Professor!

From not-yours truly,

James

Fred