Dear Diary or Journal

by DragonCrazy

Dear journal, not diary, Let's make this quick. I've got limited time, you know. So, anyway, this is a manly, sophisticated journal written only to- make himself look manly in front of Evans- shut up Padfoot! A series of journal/diary entries from various HP characters, all because of Divination. Will be all eras, including Maruaders, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Golden Trio, Next Gen.

8. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Journal,

Today has been a success. The oaf, Hagrid, has been expelled.

The fool.

Also, that stupid stalker of mine, Myrtle has been killed.

"Oh, Tom, there's a Hogsmeade weekend this week. You know, I would be honored to go with the most handsome, popular, and kindest boy in the school!"

I noticed that the monster who killed her was rewarder.

Thoroughly.

I swear, Journal, it was creepy. The foolish girl was four years younger than me!

Pardon me while I vomit.

Date: December 17th, 1943

Dream: All the Muggles in the world were extinct.

Prediction: Wizards ruled supreme. The world thanked me for purging it of mu-... Never mind. Forget I ever wrote that.

Riddle