Dear Diary,

Oh, Tom is sooo dreamy!

Gorgeous dark hair, chocolate brown liquid eyes, ivory skin that contrasts so sharply and hansomely with his eyes and hair.

I asked him out a while ago, but for some reason he told me to "stuff it and go away."

It's alright, though. Tom's just in denial. He just needs some time.

More bad news, however. Olivia teased me again.

She told me that with my stringy, plain hair and 'nerdy' glasses, I would never get Tom.

I told her to go away and hexed her.

I'm hiding in the bathroom right now, crying.

Wait, I think I heard something outside of my stall.

It sounds like... a snake?

I'll get back to you later.

My life is terrible,

Myrtle