Dear Diary,
I hate James Potter.
He's so arrogant, stupid, and over-confident.
What do the other girls even see in him?
Maruaders. What a stupid name.
If 'The Maruaders' isn't stupid enough, let's move on to their nicknames.
Wormtail is (I think) Peter. It sounds like he has a worm coming out of his butt.
Creepy.
Moony is obviously Remus. I'm not telling you why, Diary, jeez.
Cool name, I personally think that the moon is beautiful.
Padfoot is probably Black the Blithering Blubbering Blockhead. It sounds like he has padded feet, like a dog.
What an insult to dogs.
Prongs is the enemy, Potter the Potty-Head. It sounds like he has forks on his head.
This is so weird, but when I think of the words "Prongs", I think of stags.
I hope deer all over the world will forgive me for comparing them to Potter.
Oh, who am I kidding, 'comparing', ha, deer win all the way.
Mmm, Alice is yelling at me to finish so that the "bright light will stop burning my poor eye-balls!"
I didn't know that Lumos was so dangerous, but I'll do my homework anyway.
Why did I even take Divination again?
Date: February 11th, 1976
Dream: I murdered Potter. Painfully.
Prediction: I will go to Azkaban, but will go knowing that I freed my fellow female-kind from a monster.
From,
Lily EVANS, NOT POTTER!