It wasn't even the outfit, or the way he looked in general, although that certainly didn't help, but the way he acted. Just no. No way. There should be no way anyone could possibly find that attractive, right? That obsession with youth? The way he talked? The ridiculous challenges with his "eternal rival? Hell, the fact that he had an eternal rival! (Who, by the way, was way hotter and cooler!)

Anyway, there was nothing hot about Gai-sensei, absolutely nothing.

And if anyone ever found out that she had to tell herself this every night before going to bed and dreaming—

No, Tenten would never be able to live it down.