Eyes of a Honchkrow

3:54 PM

Lilycove Mall

The girls sat (May, Dawn, Misty, Iris, Serena, Marina, and Zoey) in a circular table at the food court at the Lilycove Mall, right next to the Cupcakeria.

May: I CANT WAIT FOR FOOD!

Dawn whispering to Zoey: What her ish?

Zoey: She is on her period.

Dawn: Isn't this how she always is though?

Zoey: True, but you can never really tell with her.

Dawn: Ahh.

Misty: I swear to you if Leaf ran off with our orders again I will destroy her with my mallet.

Marina: What? Leaf ran away with your guys' orders before?

Serena: Oh right! You weren't there last time this happened, you were in Unova! We ordered this huge party platter for all of us, but Leaf "got distracted" and all the food was gone.

Iris: She probably ate it all again.

Iris sighed.

May: Damn, what a fat ass.

Marina whispering to Zoey: She should be the one talking.

May: EXCUSE ME?

Marina: Nothing!

With Leaf at McDonalds...

Leaf: Ok, so the Happy Meal does not, I repeat, does not, come with a toy master ball?

McDonalds clerk: For the last time mam, the Happy Meal does not come with a toy or real master ball, great ball, poke ball, or any type of pokemon capturing device. The available toys are shown to your left at your left.

With the boys...

Ash:...No! I will take a number ten..No! No! An eight...Er...

Paul:He'll just take one of each mam.

Paul cut him off. The McDonalds clerk eyed Paul and Ash suspiciously, and filled in the order, only for the plum and raven head to yell in disgust at the price.

Drew:...Yup, Paul made Ash order one of everything again.

Gary: I bet you twenty pokedollars that Ash is going to become obese in the near future.

Kenny: Thirty pokedollars says that he won't.

Cilan: You really believe a boy like Ash would voluntarily workout to lose all that weight?

Kenny: Well, I mean he and that swimmer has a thing for each other, so she will most likely make him work out like twentyfour seven.

Cilan: True, true.

Calem: What's everyone talking about?

Kenny: Betting on Ash's future weight.

Calem: Ooh, count me in.

Jimmy: Me to!

But as the boys made their wagers, Paul and Ash were coming back to the table with a fat stack of greasy fast food, but something caught Gary's eye, and it was not the size of the food on the tiny tray. There was a girl, that showed up to Gary's Honchkrow like eyes, within the group of people that surrounded her, she was the only one that Gary's eyes could pick up on the radar. She was forming a line, all because she could not decide which Happy Meal Toy she wanted.

Gary: Something about that one...

Jimmy: Did ya say something dude?

Gary: Huh? Oh no. Um, I'll be back guys.

Gary said with a very visible smirk.

Drew:...Arceus pray to the girl who he is about to talk to.

With the girls

Dawn:...So where is Yellow anyways?

Marina: Oh, she is on this date with a guy named Red.

Dawn: Woah! If they had a ship name I would name it KetchupandMustardshipping!

Zoey: Why not Specialshipping instead?

Dawn: Eh, that would work to.

May on the phone: For the last time Brenden I am not interested!

Brenden on the phone: Well you are obviously not ready for me. Call me up when you are ok? Stay beautiful. (Hangs up.)

May: Ugh! So annoying!

Misty: How did he even get your number anyways?

May: Max probably gave it to him. Ugh, that little troll.

Iris: So did anyone finish summer homewor-

Serena: STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP THE PRESSES! IS THAT GARY OAK?!

Zoey: What! Where is he?!

Dawn: Interested Zoey?

Sawn said with a disgusted look.

Zoey: Ew! No!

Iris: You're right, Zoey likes that one chubby guy who works at the lighting in theater.

Zoey: Kenny? No! No! No!

Serena: Guys! He is flirting with Leaf!

Marina: What! We have to warn Leaf about him! She rarely pays attention to any of the guys at our school y'know. She is always like "I have to go prank Brawly because he gave me an F while I was pretending to run!"

With Gary and Leaf

Leaf:...Ok. I think-no, I know, I want the tiara for my Happy Meal Miss.

McDonalds Clerk: Finally! That will be Thirty Eight Pokedollars please.

Leaf went over to a nearby table after she paid for her and her friends orders, and sat down.

?: Hey beautiful!

A voice said to Leaf, but she however, did not notice the voice, for she had headphones in.

Gary: (Clears throat) Hey Beautiful!

Leaf: I am sorry, are you talking to me?

Leaf said as she took out her headphones.

Gary: Yeah-

Leaf: Wait a minute, aren't you Gary Oak?

Gary's thoughts: (Great, another fan girl).

Gary: Why yes I am!

Leaf: Meh, haven't heard of you. Go away before I pepper spray your face.

KWAA!? OMG EVERYONE, THIS BITCH DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HOT AND SEX GOD GARY OAK IS! CALLING ALL FAN GIRLS!

Gary: Wait what!?

Leaf: Wait, are you like some kind of movie star or something?

Gary:Well no but-

Leaf: Ok then, go away before I take off my pad and rub all my period blood all over your face.

Dawn in slow motion: Leaf...Kick his balls...

Leaf: Ok disembodied voice of Dawn!

Gary: Wait, who is Dawn?

(SMACK)

And that, is how Oldrivalshipping began.