Yer full of SHIT

5:38 AM

The Green Residence

The girls sat in a circle comforting Leaf that night. It was cloudy and hazy outside, and rain poured in from all centers from the planet to The Green residence. Leaf sat in a ball crying her heart out, as wind rushed in from the window that slammed open. A few days ago, Gary was caught having sex with some slut at Ash's party...

Misty: Shh, Leaf, it's ok..

Iris: Yeah! Gary was such a jerk anyways.

Yellow walked in the door to see the girls comforting Leaf.

Yellow: Oh Leaf, I'm so sorry!

Leaf ran up to Yellow and hugged her blonde friend and cried softly. In the corner of the room, Leaf's phone rang and played barely audible music. Dawn picked up Leaf's phone and checked caller ID. It was Gary.

Zoey: Now isn't really the time to be texting people Dawn.

Dawn: This isn't even my phone! Leaf...It is Gary.

Leaf: IGNORE!

Dawn quickly ignored the caller and gently set down the device. Just a couple of seconds after, Serena's phone vibrated.

Serena: Calem?

Calem: Er...Hey Serena!

Zoey: Serena! Rude!

Calem: W-wait! Before you hang up, I think Leaf should hear Gary.

Serena: Why should Leaf listen to what that jerk has to say?

Calem: Please Serena, Gary is a huge hot mess right now. At least listen to what is happening to him right now..

Serena: Wait, what's wrong with Gary?

Calem: He is...well-

Gary: WOOO! Calem, buddy! You, me, let's have fun tonight! Pleeeeeease? Wait... You're wearing Green...Leaf! WOO! LEAF! Wehere is she? I miss heeeeeeer! LEEEAAFFFFFFFF I MISS YOUUOUOUUOUOU! DREW! WAS YOUR HAIR ALWAYS GREEN?

Drew: Get away from me! I am not Leaf!

Calem: Serena are you still there?

Serena: Um...

While Serena was debating or not to let Leaf know how much of a hot mess Gary was or not, Dawn received a text from Paul.

To: Troublesome

From: Paul-IE

Dawn. Can you let Leaf know how much of a hot mess is right now? He's trying to make out with Drew right now.

Dawn showed the text to Zoey, as she has received a similar text from Kenny.

May's phone vibrated, and as she picked it up, Misty and Marina picked up their phones too. Drew sent May a voicemail:

Drew: MAY! TELL LEAF TO FREAKIN APOLOGIZE TO LEAF! GARY'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!

Gary: JUST ONE KISS LEAF! PLEEEEEEASEEESESES LOVE ME AGIN!

Drew: GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY-

Operator: Voicemail deleted.

Leaf however, was too busy ranting on to Yellow about how much of a shit face Gary was to notice her friends on there phones.

May: Leaf...

Leaf: WHAT?

Iris: Maybe you should, check your phone's messages..

Leaf pushed Yellow out of her way and snagged her phone off the ground, meanwhile Yellow landed on her ass on the floor next to Zoey. Leaf checked her phone's message inbox: sixty one text messages and ten voicemails. Leaf sighed and read some of the messages:

Gary: LEAFY

Gary: ANn0yiNg WomAN.

Gary: LOVE

Gary:NeRdY pErV.

Has Leaf really broke him? Sure, it would kind of feel like an accomplishment if they were not together, but Leaf did love the guy. She would never admit it though.

Misty: Leaf, you don't have to get back with him. You should check to see if he is ok though.

Although Leaf did not want to admit it, the mermaid did have a point. She wiped the tears off her face and sighed. Leaf picked up her phone and dialed Gary's number.

Ring. Ring. RIng.

Gary: Schmer...Despair picking up...

Leaf: Hey Gary...If I forgive you, do I get a Happy Meal?

Yeah, this was random...LET THE STORM RAGE ON! THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAYS bitch. I am so sorry this was short.