50 shades of green
3:48 PM
Pallet Automobiles
Gary: Remind me again why you want me to buy you a car even though you do not have a drivers license yet? And why don't you have a license yet?
Leaf: Well, the reason why I do not have a drivers license yet is because Dawn and Misty had their license, and it would be ridiculous if the rest of us got theirs because Dawn or Misty could just drive one of us. But since everyone else has theirs now, it just made sense that I get a car.
Gary: Again, you do not have your license.
Leaf: Ugh, Gare-Bare, it is so the rage to get a car before you obtain your license!
Gary: I don't even know anyone who does that!
Leaf: Well nice to meet you then Gary. I am the first person who will then.
Gary: Ugh! Why are we together?
Leaf: Mmmm, because you can't get enough of me!
Gary: Usually I would be the one to say that.
Leaf: You can get your ego back if you buy me this car!
Gary: Wait a minute, I have to buy it!?
Leaf: Oh no, you will be paying for half of it. It is also my birthday to, so...
Gary: Ugh. This is what I get for being rich and have a needy girlfriend...
Leaf: But you still love me!
Gary: Mrgrumble schlemlseer...
Leaf: What did I say about grumbling Gary?
Gary: I will just pass that gene on to our children if we ever want some...
Leaf: Exactly!
At the Nissan dealership dealership at Pallet Town
Gary: Ok Leafy girl, pick your poison.
Leaf: Hm...Okay, first of all, what color should I get?
Gary: I don't know. Maybe blue?
Leaf: Mmm nah.
Gary: Lavender?
Leaf: That is basically the same thing!
Gary: Hey, I am just throwing out colors here.
Leaf:Ok I got it! Grassy Green, or Evergreen green?
Gary: Well there is also Forrest green and baby barf green so...
Leaf Your right! Siri, look up shades of green please.
Siri: Calling Misty Waterflower.
Leaf:No! Search shades of green!
Siri: Looking up reviews for, Fifty Shades of Grey
Leaf: Siri, take a chill pill and search shades of green.
Siri: Locating a local pharmacy...
Leaf: Search shades of Green Siri!
Siri: Would you like me to schedule your doctors appointment at three thirty?
Leaf: Siri I swear to you if you don't look up shades of green I will cut ties with you.
Siri: Searching for, shiny Miltank.
Leaf: (Bleep!)
Gary: Siri, search for different shades of green please.
Siri: Ok dysfunctional bitch, Searching for shades of green.
Gary: Wait, why did Siri call me dysfunctional bitch?
Leaf: Because she learned from a very powerful woman in your life.
Originally this chapter was going to be about Leaf buying a Green Leaf at a Nissan dealership, but I was too lazy so I thought of this. Also, I apologize for not updating sooner, I lost inspiration and there was roadblocks in my life that led me to not update. I also am obsessed with Komahina from Dangan Ronpa if any of you play the game or watch the anime, so I have been indulging my Yaoi cravings of Komahina so I was sidetracked with that. Please keep in mind that I have found a new fanfiction site called archive of our own and I personally think that this sight is better that this site, so I will be updating often there under the same username despite the fact that I have no stories posted.