Chapter 66
Ruby and Annie got a slightly drunker than they had envisioned Nic into the Limo with Irene and Ella taking the last places. They set off.
Ella grinned and reached for the bag she had stowed earlier. She slipped off her shoes and pulled on socks then a pair of knee high boots. She added a black leather miniskirt. Pulling it up under the dress. She turned her back and pulled off the dress over her head. She picked up the silky top and pulled that on. Then undoing her hair she shook it out and plaited it tight to her head before pinning up the bottom half. She pulled out the blonde wig and shook it before putting that on.
"I take it you aren't going to be coming with us." Irene asked.
Ella grinned.
"Nope, I'm going to take a walk on the wild side." She said with a chuckle. "But I'll catch up with you." She added.
She refreshed her make up and tucked some money in her pocket.
Picking up her key she handed it to Ruby.
"It's all sorted." She told her and Ruby and Annie grinned.
Nic looked at her.
"Where has Ella gone and when did we pick up the blonde?" she slurred.
She knocked on the partition and the limo pulled over and she climbed out. She lent over and took her phone out of her bag and tucked it in her pocket.
"Irene can you take care of my stuff?" she asked.
The woman nodded.
Ella grinned.
"I'll see you soon." She said and watched at the limo pulled away.
She shook her head and pushed the hair out of her eyes before turning and walking into the club. She grabbed a drink at the bar and waited for a while. She didn't have to wait long before she saw Geoff, Aden and Mile walk in followed by Roman. They went to the back off the club and ordered drinks from the waiter. She took a sip from her glass and waited watching them. Eventually she went onto the dance floor and started dancing. After a moment she saw Aden and Geoff make their way over. Aden had removed the afro wig at some point.
She saw Miles stand up and move to the men's room. She took her chance and walked over to Roman. She started a seductive lap dance keeping her head lowered so he couldn't see her face. He grinned for a moment watching.
"I'm not the one getting married." He said to her. "Why don't you come back in a minute?" he suggested.
"I could do that but I'm kind of spoken for myself." She said, lowering her voice to a husky whisper.
"El?" he said, uncertain.
She looked up and grinned. Moving swiftly she put a booted foot on the chair beside him and leaned forward and kissed him, her tongue invading his mouth as she ran her hands over his bare chest.
Roman looked over and saw Miles heading towards them. He pulled away form her.
"Are you crazy?" He asked her but couldn't help grinning.
She took a finger and ran it down his body and over the obvious bulge in his jeans.
"Come with me." She told him.
He laughed and stood walking away from Miles. Ella kept her head down so she didn't make eye contact with him. She knew they only saw a blonde leading Roman away to a secluded part of the club. She laughed huskily and heard Roman groaning behind her.
"Easy lover." She said.
She turned and kissed him, catching sight of Aden and Geoff looking at them.
Roman groaned against her lips letting his hands roam all over her body.
"They are bigger aren't they?" he said.
She grinned and leaning toward him she whispered in his ear before biting his earlobe gently, tugging it between her teeth.
"You aren't playing fair." He groaned.
She threw back her head and laughed. She tugged his hand and pulled him down a corridor and into a back room. She unzipped him and smiled as she fondled him.
"Have you been missing me?" she asked.
He chuckled.
"Yes." He said.
He lifted her against the wall and her legs wrapped around him, she moaned as they began to make love before kissing him. Her arms wrapped around him. They didn't notice Geoff and Aden opening the door and looking on in horror seeing Roman doing it with a mysterious blonde. They shut the door quick and went back to the table. They downed their drinks and ordered more.
"So what is he doing?" Miles asked them.
Aden and Geoff laughed.
"We can't answer that." Aden said.
"No!" Miles exclaimed. "With that blonde?"
Geoff nodded.
"How are we going to face Ella tomorrow?" he asked them.
Geoff shook his head.
"I never thought he would be so stupid. Ella is great." He said.
They finished their drinks and ordered more. After a half-hour they saw Roman walking toward them.
"What's up?" he asked them.
"Well you seem to be thinking with your dick!" Miles said angrily.
Roman chuckled and slapped Miles on his back.
"What happens on a bucks nights stays on the bucks night! " he grinned, not telling them that the blonde was Ella. He looked up and saw her leaving the club. She grinned at him and he chuckled some more.
"Now then drink up everybody." He said and downed his drink. He ordered more and added an order for whisky chasers for the beer.
They downed the next round so that they wouldn't have to talk to him.
"It wouldn't be so bad if you regretted cheating on your wife." Miles said.
Roman laughed.
"What do you want me to say? Ella has been in and out of hospital and we haven't been intimate. I was overcome by the moment." He said to them.
"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding us you wife is pregnant. That helps us not give you a hard time."
Miles grumbled.
"Miles chill. " he said.
He stood up.
"com'on you need to do some dancing or drinking or forfeits." He said. "Lets have some fun."
They reluctantly stood and Roman led them onto the dance floor. After a couple of songs and way more drinks than they could handle he took them out of the club and up the street. He stopped outside a tattoo parlour.
"Who is up for this?" he asked.
Aden put his hand up.
"Er is that a yes?" Roman asked the swaying man.
Aden nodded.
"Right what do you want?" Roman chuckled.
"I want bible boy tattooed on my arse!" Aden said.
"Er Aden are you sure?" Roman asked him.
Aden nodded.
"Maybe not my arse but I want that!" he said. He pointed to a picture of superman. "Only instead of S I want bible boy on it." he said.
Roman took a long drink from the bottle of whiskey and sat on the curb.
"Do it." he said.
Roman handed the bottle round and they all drank.
"Roman are you drunk?" Miles asked.
Roman looked at him.
"Well yeah!" He answered laughing.
Aden walked out of the tattoo parlour.
"I have an ouchie." He said.
"Let me kiss it better." Geoff told him.
Aden shook his head.
"Better not bible boy it's on my arse."
Geoff laughed and walked over to Aden. He took the other mans face in between his hands and planted a huge kiss on his lips.
"There is that better?" Geoff said. "Woo I'm drunk." He shouted.
"What next?" Miles said.
Roman looked at the other man.
"You know you look sorta like a woman if you squint and hold your head to one side." Roman told him taking another long drink.
Aden laughed loudly.
"Yeah, you should so dress as a women!" he instructed.
Miles laughed.
"And do what?" he said.
Geoff laughed.
"Well what do woman do they bloody shop. They buy more stuff than us." He muttered. "Then its all do you remember that dress I wore to that thing. Like I'm going to remember a dress."
He grabbed the whisky bottle and drank the rest of it. "and designers? What are we supposed to know about designers. I can't tell a pranka from a versacki and what is with the bloody expensive wedding dress."
"Ouh Geoffy are you having second thoughts about marrying my daughter?" Miles asked.
Roman stood up.
"I think that she is in fact my daughter Miles you only looked after her for a while."
"nope. No. Nada. None. I love Nic. I do. I can't imagine not being with her but you know I'm never going to get this fashion thing." Geoff said. "and this bottle is empty."
"Geoff fashion is like God." Roman began. "You know it's out there but you don't always understand it."
Geoff nodded.
"Ok. if fashion is god what are designers?"
Roman nodded.
"Disciples." He said. "They spread the word of fashion."
Geoff nodded again.
"Ok, I can live with that."
Aden looked up.
"So who is Jesus?" he asked.
"That's easy." Geoff began. "Jesus is the son of Fashion." He said seriously.
"Are you sure she's not my daughter?" Miles asked.
"You can have her if you want but you pay for the wedding." Roman grinned.
They started walking down the road and climbed into a taxi driving around for a bit. They found an all night laundrette and snatched some women's clothes form the lost property box.
"Now remember where we are we need to return this stuff." Roman said. He helped Miles change and fluffed out his hair.
"There is a shop over there." Aden said grinning. "What are we going to make her buy?"
Geoff laughed.
"Woman's stuff. " he said. "A trolley full of stuff."
"You mean…" Miles asked.
"Yes." Geoff said.
Roman laughed.
They walked over to the supermarket and Roman went in and bought another bottle of whisky. He watched as Miles walked up to the section with all the women's stuff in and put boxes of tampons in his trolley. He added towels and incontinence pads before getting the hair removal cream.
"I can't believe he's doing it." Aden sniggered.
Roman laughed.
After ten more minutes of filling a trolley with every feminine article he could a security guard approached Miles and escorted him out.
"Do you treat your mother like this?" Miles was shouting as he was hustled out.
"You know Miles this is a good look for you." Roman told him.
"Well my knees are bloody cold." He grumbled. "Where are my clothes?" he asked.
Aden threw them at him and he pulled them on stripping off the large floral dress. He put on the shirt. They walked down the street and Miles ducked back in the laundry to hand the dress back in. He joined the others.
"Where now?" Aden asked.
"Back to the bay?" Roman asked them
"No it's my stag night there must be more stuff we can do?" Miles said.
Roman looked at him and debated whether to tell him that he was still wearing the bra they had stuffed with socks.
"Geoff?" Roman asked.
"I'm going to be sick." Geoff told him.
Roman laughed.
"Ok." he said.
He pulled out his phone and dialled for the car to pick them up and take them back to the bay.